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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso

"Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax." - Zalman Stern

Distributed. The file system is a cruel scam - Zalman Stern

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." - Mitch Ratcliffe.

Of all the inventions in human history - maybe not including pistols or tequila - computers are the ones that make you make the most mistakes and the fastest - Mitch Ratcliffe

" Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." - Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, But most of them are not necessary - Andy Rooney

"Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions" - Laurent Gasser

Computers do not solve problems, they just execute solutions. Solution. - Laurent Gasser

"Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women." - Lord Kelvin

If substantial increases in cost are achieved It's just a questionable improvement in performance, which is only tolerable when it comes to racehorses and women. --Lord Kelvin

"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it." - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory)

Memory is just Like an orgasm. It would be better if you don't lie. ——Seymore Cray (evaluation of virtual memory)

“Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer

The so-called software engineering It refers to that part of computer science that is too difficult for computer scientists.

——F. L. Bauer

“Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers. Words with two fingers. --Tom Lehrer

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary."

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, some of whom understand binary, and some who do not.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, some of whom can understand ternary, some cannot, and some confuse it with binary.

“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase

If you torture the data enough, it will confess. ——Ronald Coase

“As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error error. --Weisert

"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

If you give someone a program, you will torture him for a whole day; if you teach someone how to write a program, you will torture him for a lifetime.

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." - Dick Brandon

Documentation is Just like sex, when it's good, it's wonderful; when it's bad, it's terrible. ——Dick Brandon

“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” One mistake can cost you a lifetime of peace. ——Michael Sinz

“Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

无一 It's not perfect if you can add points, but it's perfect if you can't subtract any points.

——Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks

Einstein often said that there must be a simple explanation of nature because "God" is not (should be) capricious or arbitrary. Software engineers have no such comfort. --Fred Brooks

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt

Managing a group of senior programmers is like herding cats. --Dave Platt

"If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong." - Norm Schryer

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. Wrong. --Norm Schryer

"If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan." - Alan J. Perlis

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. Made in Japan. ——Alan J. Perlis

“/* You are not expected to understand this */” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel

This sentence is quite confusing It’s frustrating, so it’s better not to translate it:) - Comments in the context switching code of V6 UNIX kernel

“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou , Oak Ridge National Laboratory

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave it to chance. ——Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory

“Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable. use. ——Ralph Johnson

“To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.”

Human mistakes will bring mistakes, but to create a real disaster you need a computer. Gotta use a computer.

"Error, keyboard not found - press F1 to continue." - BIOS system message

Error, keyboard not found - press F1 to continue. --- BIOS system prompt message

"When all else fails, read the instructions." - L. Iasellio

Read the instructions when you are desperate.

——L. Iasellio

“The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.” - Linus Torvalds

The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children. ——Linus Torvalds

“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” - Steve Wozniak

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. -- Steve Wozniak

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." - Nathaniel Borenstein

Many experts believe that the most likely cause of the world's destruction is an accident. That's exactly what we're doing; we're computer professionals, and we're creating the unexpected. --Nathaniel Borenstein

"The disadvantage of working over networks is that you can't so easily go into someone else's office and rip their bloody heart out" - Jim McDonald

The downside to the introduction of work is that it's not nearly as convenient as it used to be to walk into someone's office and skin them to their bones. ——Jim McDonald

“I invented it, Bill made it famous” - David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC)

I invented it , and Bill made it famous - David Bradley (who wrote the Ctrl-Alt-Delete related code on the IBM PC)

"Unix is ??user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."

UNIX is very friendly, but it is very selective when making friends.

"Welcome to DALNet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI Agents!" - DALNet IRC Welcome Message

Welcome to DALNet! Here the "men" are all men, the "women" are men pretending to be men, and the "teenage girls" are all FBI agents! ——Welcome from the DALNet IRC channel

Source: http://wikiquote.org/wiki/Computers

Another: Does God play dice? - The history of quantum physics seems to have been serialized on June 22.

Another 2: "Loving You Like Loving Life" is available today. There are not many contemporary Chinese writers who can make me cry and laugh at the same time. Luotuo Wanger is one of them, because he is a sincere and lovely person.

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