1, there were fans whistling in the stands, which caused the players to hear the whistle wrong. He Wei: "German player Mel Tesak heard a wild whistle. He thought it was the referee's whistle and gave the ball to the Turkish player."

2. Petit wiped Metzelder's face with his right hand in the restricted area, and Mertesack fell to the ground in pain. He Wei: "Compared with blocking, Petit wouldn't have made Metzelder so miserable if she hadn't studied kung fu."

At the end of the game, France lost to Italy 0-2 and was eliminated. He Wei: For the French team, this rainy night is as sad as the rainy night before 193, when Napoleon defeated Waterloo.

4. "The most brilliant day in a person's life is not the day when he achieved success, but the day when he challenged life from lamentation and despair and bravely moved towards his will. We also bid farewell to the departing French team with Flaubert's famous saying, hoping that the French team will regain its courage and regain its glory! "

The farewell match between Beckham and Real Madrid is over. "Never mind the road ahead, no one knows you. We use this sentence to bid farewell to Beckham and wish him good luck all the way! "

6. One year in the last few games of La Liga, Real Madrid fell behind by 2 goals, and then scored 3 goals in the last 15 minutes. He Ge said a super classic sentence: "Real Madrid once went south on the way to win the championship, but fortunately the earth is far away, and they still found the right direction!" crack me up

7. In a La Liga match: Xu Yang asked, "Will it be suspended for 8 games?" He Wei smiled and said, "I don't think so. After all, the football associations in different countries handle it differently. "

8. In a game in Barcelona, Alves kicked a free kick high. He Wei said: If Alves kicks the ball higher, he can kick it directly into the Mediterranean Sea.

9. At the competition site, after the rain cleared, a beautiful rainbow appeared over the stadium. He Wei said emotionally, "Let's see who can cross this beautiful Hongqiao and reach the other side of victory."

10, Tony always gets some counterattacks in this game, but he can't get the ball because of the speed problem. He Wei: As a heavy artillery, it is impossible to expect him to have the same speed as a motorcycle.

1 1, "The first AFC Champions League in Henan history is embarrassing. Jianye is like a young man who just entered the bridal chamber. He knows what to do, but he doesn't know how to do it It's normal to be flushed and in a hurry, and it's normal to be too tired to touch the door. Who hasn't started yet? "

12, Brazil vs. North Korea

"Your opponent's strength does not necessarily mean fear. What people fear most is the fear of the unknown "; "The indomitable spirit of the North Korean team left a deep impression on Brazil, winning the respect of its opponents and the respect of people all over the world."

Describe the Ghana team

"They are really a strong team with amazing fighting capacity. But they don't care about the whole and may despise the whole in their eyes. Ghana is wasting its youth by wasting its advantages in numbers and scenes.

14. In the match between Mexico and France, veteran Blanco passed the ball to rising star dos Santos. He Wei said: "Dos Santos can't call him brother yet! You should call him uncle! "

15, England vs Slovenia "The referee can't watch any more, end the story near the corner flag"

16, or England vs Slovenia, England's restricted area was in chaos, and several strikers blocked shots in turn and failed. Terry tried his best to block the ball with his flying body. He Wei said: Obviously, he has regarded himself as a human sandbag.

17, Slovenia VS USA, USA coach Bradley and player Bradley are father and son. He Wei explained, "Player Bradley is the son of the American head coach. You see, they are carved from the same mold, even with the same head shape "(they are all bald ...)

18, and then Bradley came on and scored quickly. After the score was equalized, He Wei said: "The goal was scored as soon as the general attack signal was issued. His son Bradley was the first person to understand the coach's intention. Beat the tiger brothers and beat the father and son, that's what it means. "

19, Chile v Switzerland

The elbow sent off by the Swiss captain: "He put down one with his left elbow and another with his right elbow. He used a combination boxing. "

20. When taking a free kick in the frontcourt, He Wei said, "Why is the distance from the human wall to the goal 9.15m instead of an integer? This is because the birthplace of modern football is Britain, and the commonly used length unit in Britain is code, and 9. 15 meters is exactly 10 yards, which explains the human wall 9. 15 meters well.

2 1, "We were talking about elbowing just now, but I didn't expect elbowing to occur frequently, which made us want to look at pictures and talk."

22. "Two well-proportioned middle-aged men!"

23. The goalkeeper dropped the ball, and He Wei immediately said, "This celebration is a goalkeeper's nightmare. It really shouldn't be called that name." What am I thinking? As a result, He Wei added, "At least goalkeepers all over the world don't want to participate in the celebration."

24. "No other defender is more competent than you, Ji 'an! The Australian athlete who ran back desperately finally breathed a sigh of relief. "

25. "American goalkeeper James is very powerful. He passes the ball directly to his partner."

"These are the two players who are farthest from each other."

27. "The New Zealand team passed the ball well (the New Zealand player just lost the ball). I really can't stand the compliment. I just praised them and lost the ball. "

28. A member of the American team stepped on the ball and fell down. He Wei: "The American team pulls carts."

29. "The Slovenian goalkeeper blocked the near corner and the three roads behind ..."

30. "It's hard to pass the ball with one foot, because it's hard ..."

3 1, "He passed three defenders but couldn't cross the baseline."

32. "Chile is a very long and narrow country, with a territory of 4,000 kilometers from north to south, and the shortest place from east to west is only 96 kilometers, but Chile is a team that likes to use the width of the football field."

Players have their own lives, and every audience has their own lives. When everyone's life meets at this moment, it forms a historical node. Here, we are not only the scenery in the eyes of others, but also the scenery in our eyes. "

34. The reason why there is always a "Si" after the Greek name is that Greeks have two birthdays, one is the birthday and the other is the naming date. Naming is named after gods. People who are familiar with Greek culture basically know when the Greek naming date is just by looking at the name ... Greek Ventura team ... Some fans may ask, didn't you just say that all Greeks end with Si? Why is Ventura not Ventura? That's because Ventura's father is Czech! "

35. "severiano reija Geer made a quick response. Now the Greek team is going to be replaced, and samaras has replaced Sokratis Papastatopoulos ... The reason why Sokratis Papastatopoulos was replaced is because he is a defender of one of the three central defenders. He replaced the striker and replaced the defender to strengthen the attack; (Classic Quotations) Secondly, Sokratis Papastatopoulos got a yellow card ... It is also a relief for the commentator to replace him, because the name of Sokratis Papastatopoulos is the longest among the players on the field ... "

36. Two days ago, when the camera turned, a sparrow pecked the corner of the gymnasium. He Wei immediately said, "In this busy World Cup, only this leisurely sparrow is enjoying its dinner." .

Athletes should take off their football clothes and put on their greco-Roman wrestling clothes for wrestling.

"The ball was not so much a pass as a clearance."

39, Brazil, Portugal, He Wei is a punch line, which made me and several buddies laugh their heads off. "In the first half, the two teams played 0-0, but the players of both teams were very angry. It seems that the focus of the players on both sides is not whether they play well or not, but the words and ankles of the other side. I hope that both sides will have a cold drink at halftime to calm down and focus on how to play the second half. "

40. "Portugal's new player looks like his ancestor, a sailor during the great voyage, but he didn't stop on his shoulder ..."

4 1, C Ronaldo stood in front of the ball with his unique standing posture before the free kick. He Wei said: He stood there like a compass.

42. "Distance produces beauty, but because Portugal and Brazil have the same language, everything you say can be understood by the other side. Now the distance between the two teams is shortened and the beauty is gone. "

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