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Funny quotations about happiness
1. The problem of son preference that China has been unable to solve for thousands of years has actually been solved by real estate!

2. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on the insoles and trample you to death every day.

4. As long as a person doesn't want anything anymore, he can put everything down.

Sorry, public toilets are not suitable for your gender.

6. In one's life, one must always be crazy about one person.

7. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

8. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called wastes.

9. I dreamed of you last night, and then what? I woke up in shock.

10. Don't insult my dark circles by saying that I wear eye shadow.

1 1. I'm a gourd doll in the mountains, and I've never seen Altman in the city.

12. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? A: Because "beautiful women are unlucky"

13. A night alone, one word: cool, two words: really cool, haha! Shuangwaiwai

14. Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the mental derangement becomes smart!

15. I know. Good luck in life, for a right person.

16. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

17. What I can't forget is the memory, which continues my life, and what I miss is just passing by.

18. There is always a person who lives in the bottom of my heart but disappears in life forever.

19. No matter how the world treats me, I will never become a dead Xiao Qiang. ....

20. Uncontrollable emotions make my heart hurt by memories again.

2 1. I have four sentences to say to you, this is the second sentence, and there is one more sentence, and my words are over. ........

You don't like me. . . This is a disease, very serious! Be cured, be cured! !

23. I won't always do things that hurt others after my scars have healed.

24. Some people, like me, want to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, preferring not to get up.

25. Have you found that people who hate you are ugly!

26. After a long time and a long distance, everything will fade.

27. I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.

28. Some roads don't know how beautiful the scenery is until you go on.

29. The end of the world is coming. I can't afford a rocket ticket to that planet. Let's die. .......

30. There is a saying that it is not my call, but yours. That is' you are going to die'.

3 1. Women can conquer men with black silk, and men can rob banks with black silk.

Our youth will pass quickly, so don't be afraid of this and that all day.

33. The teacher set up the coordinate system today, and this is what he said: I will build it like this.

You bully me now, and I will bully your son in the future.

Don't take my compliment to you as self-righteous.

36. Life is not a one-way street. If a road is blocked, you can turn.

37. There must be someone around you: she is the most greedy, the laziest and the thinnest!

38. Buy a bucket of instant noodles, with six packets of seasoning, two forks and a bucket …

39. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself,' It doesn't matter, everyone is participating.

40. I can entertain myself alone or live a good life.

4 1. Superman: Why are your clothes so tight? Because saving lives is very important. . .

42. Is there anyone willing to go crazy with me, so crazy that the whole world will be moved by it?

43. Some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to walk on them. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.