Funny Quotes

1. Why is the globe tilted? Because he didn't drink Pulse.

2. I like you so much, you will die if you like me. Funny classic quotations

3. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, it will be useless no matter how hard you try.

4. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

5. If I hadn’t been able to beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

6. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

7. It’s almost Valentine’s Day, why hasn’t the person who likes me shown up yet? I’m too calm.

8. From heaven to hell, I passed through the world. Funny quotes and short sentences are full of domineering

9. In this life, there is always a person who always has trouble with you, but you really want to live with him.

10. The hero has a hard time with the beauty test. I am not a hero, but the beauty made me pass the test.

11. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

12. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

13. You said I am not a dollar, how come everyone loves me?

14. I know you love time travel, so when there is thunder, you stand under the big tree and the thunder strikes. Beyond

15. I shine in this beautiful moment as a god.

16. A asks B: If someone hurts you, will you forgive him? B’s answer: No need to forgive, just send him to God directly

17. In a few decades, we will meet and burn to ashes in the crematorium. You and I will be piled together and no one knows anyone. Go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

18. For my Audi, your Dior, and our child’s Oreo. effort! struggle!

19. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but recorded everything in his diary

20. When life maliciously turns everything into black humor, I followed the trend and turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

21. The more a person cares about, the more conflict there is. However, there is no such problem with strangers.

22. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt!