Looking for humorous words in middle school students' compositions

Q 1 evening 12 o'clock?

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q3 Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q4 Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q5 has a pair of conjoined twin sisters. One is Mary. What's the other one?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q6 What can be typed effortlessly and feel comfortable?

doze off

Q8. Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Q9 Which cartoon character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because of Fat (Flying) and Fat Peter Pan.

Q 10 Who whistles while brushing their teeth?

People with false teeth

Q 1 1 Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q 12 What method can I use to find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q 13 What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Q 14 who was the first person to be called up to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)

A man followed two nuns.

There are two nuns, one is called a math nun and the other is called a logic nun. It's dark now, but they are still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Have you noticed that someone in the back has been following us for 38 minutes and 30 seconds? I wonder what he wants to do.

Logic: That makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this rate, he will catch up with us in fifteen minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: of course it's useless. That man walks faster and faster reasonably.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to split up and go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't catch both.

Men continue to follow Luo Ji elder sister.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but she was worried that something would happen to Sister Logic, and then she saw Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you are back at last! Thank god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. The man couldn't follow them both at the same time, so he followed me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened later?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran like hell, and he chased like hell.

Math: Then what?

Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. He caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! then what

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up my skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! What about that guy?

Logic: He did the only reasonable thing. He took off his trousers.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened afterwards?

Logic: Is it unreasonable? A math nun, a nun who pulls up her skirt, must run much faster than a man who pulls down his pants! ! !

How they were killed!

Four tourists from Taiwan Province Province are traveling in Japan. It's time for lunch They walked into a Japanese sushi restaurant.

These four tourists don't know much about Japanese, but they are gesticulating with spoken English. They had enough food and drink, and finally they were full.

Belly, is preparing to check out, a big accident happened:

A said, "it should be ok to pay in English!" Hi, Bill. Please! "

The boss bowed: "hay, bear (beer)."

So I sent four bottles of beer.

B said, let me say, how much is it?

The boss blushed: Hay, Ha-Ma-Chi (red bug)!

Send four red bugs in a row.

C stood up quickly: listen to me. In Japanese, checkout should be I-ku-ra, yes, I-ku-ra!

The boss shouted happily to the kitchen: I-ku-ra (salmon egg)!

Immediately, four plates of salmon eggs were sent to the table, and C roared: # # Mom!

The boss smiled and bowed 90 degrees: hay, hay, Carney double (sturgeon double)!

D finally couldn't help it: bitch!

The boss stands at attention: Yuxi, Sanma (saury)!

Four tourists collapsed in a chair together.

Finally, the bill came, and the price was predictably expensive.

C In the words of Taiwan Province Province: Bargain!

The boss was surprised but couldn't hide his happy mood: Hay, Sha-ke (salmon)!

In this way, four servings of salmon are on the table again.

It is said that these four tourists are still ordering food in Japan and can't come back. ......

The worst brain teaser in history

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

What is white plus white?

Equal to the white rabbit

Reason: Xiao Bai Er