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Classic sentences about borrowing money and not paying it back
1, oh, just lend you some money? Aren't you tired of all this verbosity? As soon as I have time today, I will post the reasons for not paying back the money online. If you see it, please leave me alone, okay? Please.

In order to get my money back, I heard that you read a lot of books on law and obtained a lawyer's license the year before last. You earn a lot of money from legal consulting fees in a year. If you didn't borrow money from me, and you are a lawyer today, how dare you ask me for money?

I heard that you want to buy a 20-meter house to improve your living environment? God knows my conscience, you are old and I am young, am I not? Although I live in a villa of 880 meters, I will live a quiet life for a few days without your torture. Do you know how many times I moved, changed my phone and changed my job to avoid you? I am old, and there are old people, young people, young people. We are all old people in the world. It's enough for you to be upset alone. Why bother me again, not to mention that we are friends? Have a little love, okay?

4: You are human and I am human, so I am you, so your money is my money, so since the money is mine. What do I have to pay back?

5: Did I lend you money? Everything has changed. You can ask the old man for money.

Brother, for this little money, you run from east to west every day, your muscles are developed, your old cold legs are cured, and your bronchitis is miraculously cured. With this, you are still interested in asking me for money!

Do you know why I borrowed money from you? Because, I know you want to gamble. Fortunately, I borrowed your money, otherwise my sister-in-law would have divorced you. For my brother's sake, you're welcome.

I heard that you sold our story to the cast of Endless, so you got a lot of money? With this, even if it's cheap, I won't ask you for a share. How dare you ask me for money?

In order to get my money back, you come to me every day. Because of high-intensity physical training every day, you are now as strong as an ox, with cold legs, bronchitis and high blood pressure. Based on this, you should pay me the fitness fee. If you calculate by ten years, you don't have enough money at all? You know, some gyms now cost tens of dollars an hour, and 87,600 hours a year. For my friend's sake, even if I give you 1 hour discount 10 yuan, you should give me more than 400,000 yuan. How dare you ask me for money?

10: Ten years ago, someone tried to rob your house, and I told them not to. They asked me for money, but I didn't, so I asked you to borrow it. Do you want more? www.ishuo.cn

1 1: I don't pay back the money. In fact, there is another secret! I have to tell the secret to pay back the money! Otherwise, you will get what you deserve. I think I'll give you your money back. ..........

12: I won't pay back until I pay back the money! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (repeated n times)

13: I heard that you want to buy a 20-meter house to improve your living environment. God knows my conscience, you are old and I am young, am I not? Although I live in a villa of 880 meters, I will live a quiet life for a few days without your torture. Do you know how many times I moved, changed my phone and changed my job to avoid you? I am old, and there are old people, young people, young people. We are all old people in the world. It's enough for you to be upset alone. Why bother me again, not to mention that we are friends? Have a little love, okay?

14: It is often said that a thousand dollars can't buy a bosom friend. Since you can lend me money, it shows that we are good friends of bosom friends. Having been bosom friends for many years, should we ask for that money endlessly at a price that one thousand dollars can't buy?

15: Do you know why I borrowed money? I run to the river to pray for you every day. I will throw a coin into the water and bless you. Brother, I will accompany you!

16: ah! Friendship is priceless! (Repeat n times) until the creditor leaves.