A: Happy New Year, audience friends

B: Oops

A: Next...

B: Audience friends, Happy Chinese New Year

A: Erbantou, why did you follow me so quickly?

B: You are making a lot of trouble, En, you are making a lot of trouble! I asked my friends to talk about it, and it was good. I lent him my neck to wear, and he asked me to show my face at the Spring Festival Gala in Bayannur. Hi! I didn’t expect that I would be poaching Lan Lan when I was in Gass. Well, it’s a shame that Basi has an aircraft factory. I just took a plane and came up to Lan. Otherwise, if I let him today, hey, Li Li’er would get into trouble. Coaxed, Tuo! Quickly ask Toto

A: What are you doing? It’s the Chinese New Year. It’s not that I won’t take you to the Spring Festival Gala. The main reason is that you don’t talk to him and his words are not standard.

B: Alas, I chew your wishbone, and everyone in our village says that I speak Mandarin very well

A: What did they say?

B: They said, oops, what you said in Mandarin, Juelan, listen to it

A: What they said doesn’t count

B: Then who has the final say?

A: It doesn’t matter who has the final say. The main thing is this. I’ll find a few objects at the scene. You can speak them in your Mandarin and let the audience talk about you. Is this Mandarin standard or not?

B: Touch the question

A: Harmful! Come on, come on, how do you say this in Mandarin

B: Just that one

A: Ah

B: That’s the one, brother, look up

A: Here

B: It’s the one

A: Ah

B: It’s the one, brother Leng Leng

A: Okay, you, what about me?

B: Duodan

A: Where is it here?

B: Lumbar bones

A: Where is this?

B: Hua La Ge Du Zi

A: Okay, okay, okay

B: What’s wrong?

A: What are you doing?

B: No?

A: No

B: Let me tell you, he has a problem in taking the exam, right?

A: Why do I have a problem? ?

B: You are running out word by word, and you see that you have banned some black brothers. You, the host of the TV station 4 exam, just took the exam?

A: So how do you want me to take the exam?

B: You should get something longer, right? , can perform that kind of thing

A: Okay, okay, just right, I have the commentary of our news in my pocket today, come on! Read it, friends, and listen to whether his Mandarin is standard or not.

B: It’s great to drive to Lan, but it’s hard to drive to Lan. Dear audience friends, hello everyone, I am the second reporter from the front. The Spring Festival is coming soon. I would like to remind all drivers and friends. , Chang Yuan, please don’t drive after drinking. Why? As you can see, behind my responsibility, a large truck and a truck were decided with my mother! The board and my mother's car were all flattened, and the large truck's undercarriage also had a few crooked parts left. According to just now, the old man with the mottled roof was trying to strangle me. Which order did you place just now? It’s too hot and I chose blue. That old man told me that Ge Tang, oops, I guess the driver of Ban and Mom was driving under the influence of alcohol. He probably drank as much as three ounces

A: Let’s go. Go go

B: What’s wrong?

A: Go, go, go, no, no, no

B: What’s wrong?

A: No! !

B: Hey, can it work? You alone have the final say. Wow, yes, you let the audience friends judge with the judges. Friends, please tell the truth. What I speak in Mandarin is not the same as procrastination. , whether you want to learn or not, you see, you see, you see

How good is it?

A: No matter how good it is,

B: Will you give me a chance?

A: Even if you give me a chance, I know that the dialect of our Bayannaoer City is a treasure for us, but the main thing is that you let the audience friends see your face

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B: Why is my face blue?

A: Ah, you look like you have a neck. How can I take you to the Spring Festival Gala?

B: Oops, I admit that my face looks a bit like a neck, but you are like this. Even if I don’t show my face, I can just hide in a cell and say a few words. You It’s okay to let my figure appear on the Spring Festival Gala

A: No!

B: Give me a chance

A: No

B: Can you?

A: No

B: Take off your neck

A: No, no, no, even if you take it off

B: Procrastinate, procrastinate, hold your neck back

A: Wait a minute! Audience friends, do you think he can do it?

B: Look, look,

A: OK, OK! I'll give you a chance during the Chinese New Year. In this way, we'll improvise a double act. I'll play the front and you will play the back. If you perform well, we'll knock on the door and attend the Spring Festival Gala. If not!

B: Give me your neck!

A: Okay!

B: Oops, let’s make a fuss

A: Bring me the props and start painting the costumes!

B: If you upload it, you can go to the Spring Festival Gala. If you go to the Spring Festival Gala, you will be able to lay a wife early next year. Download it in full screen.

A: Dress up first. People don’t dress up. Not pretty, but dressed up like me, hum, you will know later, what are you doing, hurry up

B: Drink! I guess some of my friends know Zai, who is the talcum powder used to rub baby's balls on children, but I believe you have seen children's balls, have you ever seen such an impressive child's balls?

B: Dear listeners, please enjoy the song brought to you by Erban Tou, Wolf, Fall in Love, Sheep.

The north wind is blowing, whizzing! blow! Snowflakes are falling! brush! brush! Suddenly there was a gunshot, throw! leave! The wolf was seriously injured! House! Dear listeners, please enjoy the poem recital brought to you by Er Bantou, Haiyan! ah! On the long sea of ????the river, the strong wind carries dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, the petrel, like a black lightning, flies proudly, Bo Lian! For a while, the wings are spraying waves, for a while, the wings are waving, for a while, the wings are still waving, and for a while, hey, bubble! Come on, dear listeners, let’s enjoy the storytelling broadcast brought to you by Erbantou. Wu Song fights tigers. In other words, after the hero Wu Song drank eighteen bowls of Loop King in a row at the restaurant at the foot of the mountain, he was swaying towards Daqing Mountain. Wandering, wandering, wandering, coming here, ah, carrying furniture, drinking too much, digging too much, walking, Wu Song dozed off, there happened to be a bluestone on the roadside, Wu Song went to the ground to sleep, Mom Yeah, Cen was carrying an egg to Gran. At this time, he heard a few faint tiger calls from deep in the forest. Woof, woof, woof, and saw this tiger, handsome and graceful, with a suave appearance and majestic equipment. With thick eyebrows and big eyes, he opened his big mouth and flew towards Wu Song. Soon after he said it, Wu Song shouted: "Ah, why don't you wait first, eh?" The Wave Nagrand I mentioned, did you still remember it just now? Let people steal blue? Impossible. It was too late but it was too late. I saw Wu Song running to the area code board, picking up a branch and cutting it into pieces. Diudiu ran back and made two waves in front of the tiger, two waves of piapia, two waves of piapia and two waves of piapia in front of the tiger's back. By the time the waves came, the tiger would definitely be lazy. At this time, I saw this tiger saying as he was dying. A famous saying has been passed down through the ages: Ah! You are so detached, how can you propagate your seeds? People are suspending your efforts to open the blue sky in the wide west of the waves.

A: Come out for me

B: Why?

A: It’s so easy to work with you. It’s so hot. I’ll do it again in the future. I didn’t see you return your neck to me

B: I finally went to the Spring Festival Gala. Friends in the audience can see clearly that the one behind the egg is me

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