Even if you curse, you still have to be artistic.

1. In fact, others don’t want to talk to you because they care too little about you. Seriously, you should listen carefully.

2. Your looks and IQ are quite Korean.

3. Don’t talk about your parents and your parents. Why don’t you stay at home when you are so filial?

4. You are really tired of the eunuch who does not understand the emperor.

5. Customer service means politely refusing your service.

6. The phone rings once, which means I am thinking of you! Two sounds means I like you! Three sounds means I love you! When the seventh tone rings... I really have something to talk to you about, why don't you answer the phone quickly!

7. Someone in the dormitory drank someone else's boiling water. It was so hot that he jumped up and shouted: "It's so hot that even a pig can't stand it."

8. People who tell spoilers are loudmouths.

9. Most of the time in life, the synonym of commitment is freedom, but we yearn for freedom.

10. When smart people are at their wits’ end, the ideas that fools come up with must be the most useful.

11. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it.

12. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are all like you.

13. There may be several girls in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one girl who is not jealous.