Since there's no silly waving of wands here, many of you won't believe it's magic.

I don’t expect you to truly understand the beauty of the slowly simmering cauldron emitting white smoke and wafting out bursts of fragrance. You won’t truly understand the wonder of the liquid flowing into people’s blood vessels, which makes people’s hearts wander and their wills blur. Magic... I can teach you how to increase your reputation, brew glory, and even prevent death - but there must be one thing, that is, you are not the stupid fool I often encounter.