Your parents should spend ten minutes walking.

3, since you got mental derangement, you are much more energetic!

4, you have done stupid things all your life, and you are quite persistent!

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

6. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

7. You are the abandoned baby of Mount Everest snowman and the murderer of septic tank blockage.

8. You have a pair of eyes that look down on people. They say dogs look down on people!

9. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

10, I didn't want to say it, but I feel sorry for myself if I don't scold you.

1 1, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, pose 13.

12, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

13, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

14, you are the letters between the letters on my keyboard, A and D, V and N.

15, beating is kissing and scolding is love, so don't always scold * * *, which is almost emotional.

16, without literacy, ugliness can be corrected, and you really have no rule of law.

17, if your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

19, there are always people who don't like me. What can I do, please them in every way, or kill them.

20. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.

2 1, yes, how famous you are. You've made a lot of movies, but now you're not allowed to show porn.

22. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

23, you idiot 13 is like a crop in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.

25, I have put up with you for a long time, don't be shameless, you don't weigh it.

26. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

27. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

28. Your skin is the most magical part of your body, which can be large or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

Please don't take my joke as a joke, because my joke is nothing compared with the joke God gave you.

30. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.