Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. There is a natural cycle, and the weather is right and the people are harmonious. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.
Shit, you are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit!
Hey, hey, you give me some time, I'll throw up and get used to it!
Xiao Qiang!
Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! -Stephen Chow's famous sentence
More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and my heart is sweet, and I forget to urinate after half a bubble.
But in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have him forever, it's no use.
Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!
In fact, I am a juggler who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market, improves the connotation of young people, and is well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing! -Quoted from Stephen Chow
I want you to meet Pizad's boyfriend. Bad and ugly hair style, little money, no schooling, average sexual ability, but all good looks. Ha ha laugh ..
Water is famous for picking up girls countless times, and it is a thorn in all our men. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.
Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.
No! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!
I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, you must save her from the ocean of desire with condescending eyes and strong arms. -Quoted from Stephen Chow
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
Ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!
You go first. I will wait until my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.
If you want to scare me, you can't fall to the ground. If you are afraid of anything, you are not afraid of ghosts!
As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a fairy from Xia Zi, and I'm afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me! -Stephen Chow's famous saying