1. My girlfriend ordered me a song by Brother Xian called "You Are Faster Than Before".

2. When I gave up on you, I also gave up on myself. My heart died without you. It’s not that I have no choice, I just don’t want to make the same mistake again and again.

3. If you don’t believe it, I would rather die than believe it, but seeing my hands moving with excitement, I still have to believe it.

4. Yes, you are the first step of genius!

5. I seriously suspect that Yuelao used my red string to knit long johns.

6. I was once blinded by dependence and naively thought that this was my love for you.

7. All youth is decayed, even you are gone.

8. It is always too late to write a letter to the old days.

9. Jealousy in friendship is no less than in love.

10. If one day I give up, please remember, it’s because you don’t care.

11. Learn to be yourself and let go of everything that doesn’t belong to you gracefully.

12. It is easy when you think about it, but it is always so difficult when you want to forget.

13. What I am most sorry for in this life is that my heart hurts me again and again

14. Sometimes I can look at it very indifferently, but sometimes I can be too persistent.

15. It’s another year of looking back, only the quicksand is gradually slipping from the fingers, and the dream is still so far out of reach.

16. The farthest distance in the world is the trajectory of my tears falling after you turn around.

17. Shining under the sun, running in the wind and rain, everyone will meet beautiful fate, whether deep or shallow, thick or light.

18. Butterflies love flowers, and they will always be with them; flowers love leaves, and they will never see each other again in life.

19. It is not your fault that I cannot keep you by my side, but my failure.

20. Learn to tolerate people who hurt you, because they are very pitiful and everyone has their own difficulties.

21. The saddest thing is that the person you like thinks you like someone else.

22. Now I have learned to let nature take its course and don’t want to hold anything back. I believe that it should be Can't walk...

23. Appropriate sadness can express deep feelings, but excessive sadness can prove a lack of wisdom.

24. No matter how far apart we are, you are still closest to me, in my heart.

25. When I was a child, I regarded toys as friends, but when I grow up, I regard friends as toys.

26. When I miss you, will you also miss me?

27. Sometimes we have to calmly ask ourselves, what are we pursuing? What do we live for?

28. Is there such a person that you love very much but can only pass by?

29. [It’s true that I love you, but that’s my business]

30. Too many people have great acting skills, but don’t know they are acting...

31. How many nights have I wandered just for that rainbow.

32. Every day without dancing is a betrayal of life.

33. I also want to find a warm person to spend my whole life, even if that person is not you, even if I don't love him.

34. I have the confidence to hold my head high when I speak because you are behind me

35. After he died, he saw God. God said: "You can't go to heaven because you have stolen." , although it is to treat your wife." He said: "I am willing to go to hell. I want to know if my wife is okay in heaven?" "She is also in hell." God replied. "Why? She is a good person!" he was angry. God said: “She asked me where you would go after you died. She wanted to be with you. She said that the place with you would be her paradise.

” A complete collection of funny and humorous messages on KouKou

Share the blessings and bear the burden of difficulties. What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is still mine. A complete collection of funny and humorous KouKou messages_KouKou I hope you like this funny message.

1. There was a beautiful single policewoman who kept a vicious dog for self-defense because she was afraid that it would be too dangerous to live alone. A fire alarm broke out when a policewoman was taking a bath. The policewoman hurriedly put on a bath towel and escaped from the fire. However, she felt very embarrassed without wearing underwear, so she called the big dog over and let the dog smell her private parts. I hope the dog will follow her scent and come out with a piece of underwear. The dog has a really good nose and quickly picked up the thickest and longest baton that the policewoman had hanging in the closet.

2. You have the right to remain silent, but we will make you silent soon

3. We promised to grow old together, but you secretly got angry.

4. When traveling with three people, there must be a light bulb. Well, let’s not call it a light bulb in the future, but call it the brightest star in the night sky.

5. If you want to be lazy, prepare two simple eggs for your baby. Mom said, "Make more, let's eat this too." I added the ingredients, and my mother said, "Make more, and when your dad and the others come back tonight, they will have egg pancakes for dinner." I added more ingredients. It took two hours to prepare a pot. My mother said: You eat it first, and we will eat it if there are no adverse reactions in 24 hours. I decided to go to my biological mother after the weather gets warmer.

6 , I don’t like to talk when I eat chocolate, so as not to make people think that I am eating shit.

7. My child, I am too stupid to be resurrected.

8. Your legs are too short for me. I hate people saying that my legs are short but your pants are really long

9. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to go to bed too early at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to take a nap at noon, and the Ya'an earthquake told us not to sleep in in the morning . Three earthquakes have taught us that sleeping naked is the worst!

10. There is always a troublesome man behind a failed woman.

11. After all, I am so handsome. Can your grades be better and match mine?

12. I was buying chicken tenders from a vendor at the school gate with my classmates. When I was about to buy them, my classmates suddenly remembered something and shouted: Bird flu is prevalent. , I can’t eat chicken! So I didn’t want to buy it and was about to leave. The vendor stopped her excitedly: Beauty, beauty! Our chicken tenders are pure flour and never mixed with chicken. Don’t worry.

13. A friend was studying in Japan, and his friend asked him: Why didn’t he find a partner in Japan? He said: It doesn’t feel good! His friend asked: What’s wrong? He said: What should I do if everyone knows me?

14. What is a sense of security? It means that after finishing the question, a top student read out the same answer as you.

15. Confucius’s father was almost 70 years old when he gave birth to Confucius. The mother is only 17 years old. It seems that when I am 70 years old, I will have to find a 17-year-old girl to give birth to a Confucius

16. Some people fall in love with some songs as soon as they hear the prelude, and some people fall in love with them at first sight. , some assignments don’t want to be done after opening the first page.

17. Potato shreds are made by cutting potatoes into shreds, radish shreds are made by cutting radish into shreds, and cucumber shreds are made by cutting cucumbers into shreds. Who can tell me how diaosi shreds are made?

18. The memory of a fish is only 7 seconds. No wonder you can swim in a fish tank every day without going crazy. Hey, where is this? I have never swum before! Hey, where is this? I’ve never swum before!

19. Generally, when people ask me if I am busy, I will say busy. According to my experience, if you say not busy, the other person will most likely make you busy.

20. When you feel sad, squat down and hug yourself.

21. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.

22. God please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds in exchange.

23. Master, I am already dark, but I get even darker in the summer. Others make fun of me. What should I do? , the master said nothing, slowly opened the temple door, letting the sunlight shine in. I understand, Master, you asked me to open my heart and not care what others think, right? No, I just want to see clearly, donor, where are you!

24. I failed in the exam when I was in elementary school. After the test, parents must sign the test paper. I don’t want to live anymore if I get such a result back! The next day, the teacher asked me why I didn't ask the parents to sign. I said: Dad can’t write and can’t sign. The teacher was extremely annoyed: I went to school with your dad, and I don’t know whether he can write or not?

25. A countryman went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor prescribed a B-ultrasound examination sheet for him to do. This person took the list and searched all over the hospital but couldn't find it, so he asked the patients: "Where is the 13th ultrasound?" All the patients laughed uproariously, and they had never heard of the 13th ultrasound. The man handed the examination sheet to the patients, and all the patients suddenly realized that it turned out that the doctor had written B too wide and mistakenly thought it was 13, which was too high.

26. When I said I wasn’t handsome, they said I was showing off and even beat me.

27. Although the school is very poor, it never hesitates to print examination papers. This touches me deeply.

28. As long as there is delicious food in life, other things will become makeshift, such as losing weight.

29. Someone said I was ugly today, and I cried on the spot. I was very sad and felt sorry for him because he became blind at a young age.

30. A grain of salt, and a lost temper is the ocean.

31. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle either.

32. Summer is here, and there are a lot of stockings on the road. Some show off their beautiful thighs, some show off novel stockings, and some show off their courage. Today I met a short and stocking wearing a miniskirt and stockings going upstairs. When you saw me downstairs, you quickly pressed your skirt with your hands. I wanted to say: You overestimate your own beauty and underestimate the character of others.

33. Tell me what fruit you like to eat. Washed fruit, peeled fruit, cut fruit.

34. I went out with my girlfriend once. She was wearing a little thin clothes. I asked her to put on some extra clothes because it was cold at night. My girlfriend said it wasn’t cold. When we passed by the commercial street, she said: “It’s a little cold.” Why don't you buy some clothes? I know the clothes in that store in front are pretty.

35. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, he killed all his students in the end.

36. A young woman coaxed her child to sleep with your grandfather at night. The child did not want to go. The young woman said: If you don’t want to go, I will go. Grandpa said sternly from the side: Educate children to be honest. You can't coax children and old people at the same time.

37. I want to make a download software called Zier. Because it's so fast that it can't cover your ears.

38. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal

39. The people living in some areas are so pitiful. It rains almost every day!

40. A student did not go to self-study in the evening and was late again the next day. The teacher asked him to talk. Teacher: Why didn’t you come to class last night? Student: My dad came back from outside last night, and my mom Didn't let me go. Teacher: Then why are you late again today? Student: My mother got up late and didn’t call me, so she was late. Teacher: Okay, you go back first.

41. When my WiFi is connected, see how the traffic goes!

42. The most painful thing in the world is that from the moment you hold your urine in class until the end of get out of class, the teacher still drags you.

43. I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

44. Teacher: You are so careless, and you wrote "hearts and souls" as "minds and souls". Xiao Ming: Diarrhea means shitting. They are both synonymous and have the same meaning. Don’t be angry. Teacher: It’s true that a child cannot be taught. Xiao Ming: I am also a Confucian scholar, a student of Confucius. Whether you want to teach or not, I have already paid for the teaching.

45. When I saw you falling down on the street that day, I was so anxious that I wished that reality could be like the Internet, where you can tap a like in the lower right corner.

46. Don’t watch AV all the time, and don’t look at what’s behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.

47. I went on a business trip to Japan last month and came back with gifts for everyone in the department. I went to the boss for dinner today: Boss, I didn’t bring you anything special during this business trip. I’ll give you a mobile hard drive. No, I am, and I cannot accept gifts. You're welcome, this is a souvenir I brought to you when I went to Japan.

48. The same is true for rolled-up trouser legs. Some boys roll up their trouser legs in a naughty and handsome manner, and some roll up their trouser legs like a bear planting rice in the fields.

49. My internet speed has become much faster since you stopped chatting with me.

50. I feel that my wallet is really pitiful. I have never seen money in my life. . . . It is pitiful to be your mirror, you have never seen many people in your life.

51. Name the three things you often lose face with, the face of your parents and the face of your teacher.

52. Do you like raising dogs? I have a dog at home that I want to give to you. OK? What kind? Single dog!

53. If teachers of Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, Thinking, History, Geography and Politics walked into the classroom at the same time, what would you think of? The Eight-Power Allied Forces' War of Invasion against China

54. After being a student for more than ten years, there is nothing my teacher has never seen.

55. Don’t use your Trojan horse to challenge my password.

56. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles!

57. Buddha, why don’t you shine? Lao Na's fluorescent stick fell off.

58. What is it like to take a math class? Do you know what it means to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

59. I swore that I would cut off my hands if I went online again, but I found out that I was the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

60. I will be your heart in the next life. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

61. The dung beetle got married, and the other dung beetles pushed dung balls to congratulate him. Dung Beetle: Everyone is so polite. Just come and bring so many gifts. Other dung beetles: It should be, it should be, this is the dung money collected by everyone. The dung beetle said to the bride: It's great to get married. You don't have to work for half a year.

62. Back then I exchanged a sack of money for a sack of books, but now I can’t exchange a sack of books for a sack

63. Me and my bed Falling in love, we are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock didn't think so, that jealous bitch.

64. I look away from things like grades. It can’t change the fact that I’m handsome anyway.

65. If you don’t study hard today, every brick you move will become a wall for others when you grow up.

66. The words "I like you" are a bit strong. I'll leave them here for now. Please help me pick them up.

67. A female friend owed money for a long time and I was embarrassed to mention it, so I liked her on QQ at 10pm every night. After liking her 131 times, I received a message from her saying: Give her your card number. Give it to me and I'll pay you back tomorrow, and don't praise me again. During this time, my boyfriend keeps asking me who he is who praises you so punctually every day. Haha, you don’t owe me money, who keeps praising you like a fool?

68. Don’t say I’m not good enough for you as soon as we break up. Are you a dog?

69. Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person, but I have only succeeded in half, and even the second half.

70. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to express our love to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.

71. I had a dream when I went to bed last night. I dreamed that a group of penguins came to me and said: Brother, please charge Q coins.

72. The furthest distance: Diaosi plays Tetris at home, and Gao Fushuai plays Roulette in Macau; diaosi watches movies at home, and Gao Fushuai acts in the hotel; diaosi is worried about H7N9 at home, but Gao Fushuai is there Sanya is worried about HIV.

73. My wife brought over a strong peach stone: Husband, help me bite it open. So I put it in my mouth and bit it open to her. She shouted happily: You are still the best! Maomao (my dog) couldn’t bite it open for a long time. After saying that, he ran and shouted: Maomao, come and eat, I’ll get it out of the way for you!

74. My mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning and turning back is the last step.

75. I am online, you are offline, I am invisible, you are online, I am alive, why don’t you die.

76. The diaosi male registered at the hospital and saw a stunning beauty. He mustered up the courage several times to strike up a conversation, but all failed. Seeing her leaving with her medical records, in order not to regret it for the rest of her life, the loser man forced out a few words: Are you sick?

77. Pigs have pig thoughts, and humans have human thoughts. If a pig has human thoughts, then it is not a pig, but Bajie.

78. Your way of speaking In rhetoric, it's called bullshit.

79. Today’s young people do not want to make progress and only engage in crooked ways. Our director's daughter, who weighs 200 kilograms, got married today. My colleagues were trying their best to flatter the bride at the wedding ceremony, unconscionably praising the bride for her beauty. Is this the only way to get promoted and make a fortune? shallow! No more talk, the host asked me to go to church.

80. While watching TV, I saw a group of Japanese soldiers entering the city. One of them said: Why is there no one there? Do they want to close the door and beat the dog? Another scolded: What does it mean to close the door and beat the dog? Are we dogs? This should be called catching a turtle in a urn

81. Xiao Li went to Japan on a business trip last month and specially brought a gift to his boss: Boss, on this business trip, I brought you a mobile hard drive. Boss: I can’t accept gifts. Xiao Li replied: You're welcome, I'm going to Japan and I'm bringing you souvenirs.

82. Those students who don’t do their homework at night but copy it in the morning are wrong. I only want to say four words to you: lend it to me after copying.

83. I have a five-year-old son at home. I took him home one day and heard him saying to a little boy in his class who was playing well: "Let's get married when we grow up." "The boy said: "Okay, but we can't have children." The son said: "It's better not to have children!"

84. If I were not so naughty when I was a child, I would be quiet. If you are a soft girl, you won't regret that no one wants her now.

85. When I was a child, I was always debating whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grew up. Only later did I realize that I was overthinking it.

86. A teacher ran a red light and was stopped by the traffic police. The teacher said: Please, I will be late for teaching. Traffic policeman: You are a teacher. Thank God. I have been waiting for you for 20 years. Please write "Never run a red light again" 100 times.

87. She is a goddess, she will shine. And I'm just a female, I can reflect.

88. The electric fan is man’s best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The electric fan shook its head silently all night.

89. Although I will not save all sentient beings, I will harm them.

90. It’s none of your business that I like you. If you have the ability, you can also like me and give it a try.

91. Happiness is all the same, but sadness is thousands of different.

92. My wife has two choices for her recent job. One is leisure and low salary, and the other is competition and difficulty, but high salary. She consulted me in confusion, and I searched. After thinking about the motto about wealth and wealth in danger, he cleared his throat and said to her: German proverb says that the meat close to the bones is the most delicious. Do you understand what I mean? After hearing this, she said with joy: Emma hasn't eaten sauced backbone for a long time, should she buy it tomorrow?

93. At your snail’s pace, you can’t even eat hot shit.

94. Be a girl with depth, a gangster with temper, and a lady with education.

95. Say something and praise what I do. It is a virtue for a woman to have no talent.

96. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has not changed is a heart that does not want to study.

97. Today I asked my bestie, do you know what this is? She looked at it and said: Don't talk to me about chemistry, I don't understand. Then I was speechless and said, this is chromatids, biology, not chemistry. The guy said very arrogantly: Now you know how bad my chemistry is!

98. This morning I saw a girl wearing a low-cut dress while walking and playing with her mobile phone. I said there was a deep ditch in front of the girl. The girl covered her chest and said she was a gangster, and then she fell into the ditch

p>

99. Senior, can you help me figure out how to do this question? School girl, do you have a boyfriend? Yes. Schoolgirl, I can’t do this question either.

100. Any love that is not for the purpose of marriage is a vulgar hooligan, and any love that is for the purpose of marriage is a high-class hooligan

101. Although he came to Xi'an, he is polite White and clean, there is no trace of the charm of the Qin Terracotta Warriors at all.

102. Why is it that when other people come to my house, I am always busy waiting on them like a grandson, but when I go to other people’s houses, I act like a grandson? What is the problem?

103. When I passed by a high school classroom and saw the blackboard, I thought English was so difficult, but that was mathematics.

104. I received a text message: Starting from 15:31 today, my wife will start accompanying me. Someone else's husband is sleeping, and I still have to wait happily to wash, change clothes, and take a shower. There is no way he brought a gun. I couldn't understand why such a mean person could exist. Later, when I looked at the sender, I thought, Oh my God, there is such a good news about giving birth! Funny Quotes

1. What you call a public place is just a toilet in my eyes.

2. In fact, I am not vulgar, I am just not obvious.

3. The world belongs to us and the children, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren!

4. Don’t try to teach pigs to sing. Not only will there be no results, but they will also make the pigs unhappy!

5. I really want to sleep a lot, play a lot, eat a lot, laugh a lot, and cry a lot.

6. Suddenly looking back, the man next to me was standing at the top of the stairs holding soy milk.

7. The worst thing in the world is: there is no more radiation and too much salt!

8. One day when you die, I will burn a seat in Yihongyuan as a gift to you.

9. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and nothing is reliable. If you have nothing to do in your spare time, it is better to play Landlord.

10. Looking back, that man is already the child’s father.

11. God, please come out and see Tathagata.

12. Growing old together is not a matter of dyeing your hair or knocking out a few teeth.

13. Don’t worry, I’m not a good person.

14. Come on, drag me out to eat 250 pieces of bread, and no water is allowed.

15. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

16. I really want to see if you have a stunned expression for a second after hearing my name.

17. If the teacher hadn’t said not to litter, otherwise I would I should have sent you out a long time ago

18. What is the best thing that human beings are good at? Dreaming

19. Please take marriage as a prerequisite and let’s date.

20. Everyone can get on the bus, but it is not something you can sit on if you want to.

21. Poor character, lack of appearance, lack of education, low qualifications and poor quality. Except being your own boss. What other way out do I have?

22. You are not a VIP. Not even an Ip, you're just a p.

23. My phone number is 10086. Everyone is welcome to call.

24. A key fell into a manure pit and was dyed yellow. People in the world called him "Dongxie"...

25. Don't tell jokes at the beach, as it will cause trouble. "The sea laughs".

26. My mother said that he was not suitable for you. I said that I liked him, and then I dumped him. Because I listen to my mother's words

27. Good men have all gone to be monks, and good women have gone to be nuns, so I say: Master, just follow the old monks.

28. My biggest shortcoming is lack of money...

29. When will the bright moon appear? Look up and see for yourself

30. Rushing home at lightning speed, catching up with the Audi and BMW

31. Rock, Paper, Scissors: If I win, you will stay with me for the rest of my life

32. One end, if you don’t marry me, I will marry you!

33. There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it is a pity that he is on TV.

34. How long have the two been embracing each other? The two are watching the excitement.

35. Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even buckle it off!

36. When I see people pretending to be B, I always lower my head. It’s not that I’m low-key, but that I’m looking for bricks.

37. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

38. I am not Auguman, I don’t have the energy to be brave like him

39. If you don’t read the book in the exam, you are just a pig. Don’t panic if you cheat, just pretend if you are caught.

40. In this world, the streets are full of Liu Yiyang’s mother and Tong Jiaqian’s mother.

41. Who hasn’t met two scumbags when they were young?

42. The robber said a wise saying when robbing the bank: Don't move at all! Money belongs to the country, but life belongs to you!

43. Do you feel like you are walking like a QQ login?

44. Being handsome is useless, but in the end you won’t be eaten by pawns.

45. In ancient times, there was Ximen Qing, and now there is Edison Chen; when Xiaoxi saw Xiaoxi, he showed off his camera.

46. Be like Edison Chen and bring a camera when booking a hotel.

47. Zhang Huimei sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liang sang: Guest officer, this is not possible.

48. You exist in my aunt’s mind, in my brother’s dream, in my brother’s heart, and in my father’s singing voice.

49. "Ten Years" sings the voice of every fat person: while wanting to lose weight, tears are shed...

50. In the morning, my mother listens to your backpack He told me that Eason Chan is such a bad person. He borrows things and refuses to return them, and he also sings to annoy others. Humorous and domineering button signature

1. I always say the same thing every time school starts. I must study hard this semester.

2. A straight bang has broken the hearts of many ignorant girls, and they can’t let it go or tie it up

3. I finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

4. Although I cannot be a descendant of a wealthy person, I must be an ancestor of a wealthy person.

5. I once passed by a person, sparks flew, and bricks were almost moved.

6. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, but you are online and I am invisible.

7. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a pervert? Father said touch him and run away

8. Looking at your face, you can tell that your parents didn’t take it seriously when making you

9. In fact, what you want to do most when you get up in the morning is The thing is, you can still sleep for a while

10. I don’t even believe the punctuation of what you are saying now.

11. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng.

12. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the Earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

13. A young girl is valuable, but a young woman is worth more. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away.

14. When dry wood encounters a fierce fire, it is called bright beauty. When wet firewood meets flames, it is boring

15. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smoke is an attitude towards life.

16. What age are we in, and there is no sense of gangsterism at all

17. Wherever I fall, I will lie down

18. Books are human beings The ladder of progress, e-books are the elevator of human progress.

19. Lovers will eventually get married, but lovers will go home to plant potatoes.

20. People need faces, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

21. The sky is bright and the earth is bright, let’s have another ice cream.

22. Being lovelorn for 33 days is not terrible. The terrible thing is that 33 days after the breakup, my aunt has not come yet.

23. I went to ask for Buddhist beads in the afternoon, and the young monk told me that the abbot had gone to purchase some.

24. In ancient times, one sword conquered the world, but now one person is debauched in the world.

25. Someone: What are you going to eat today? Me: Whatever, Someone: There is no such thing as casual

26. It is said that women like to hear sweet words, but in fact, men like to hear them more.

27. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable

28. Big breasts are just a fig leaf for fat people, and thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

29. Once you learn how to break things, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter.

30. That person looks good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

31. Can you please stop talking? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak.

32. Without you by my side, time passes slower than the startup speed of my computer.

33. Don’t think that you are a lazy sheep because you have a piece of shit on your head.

34. If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death. .

35. The butt is the most easily dirty place on the body, because there is a word called dust falling on the butt.

36. Uncle policeman, my bag is lost. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Then give it back to me.

37. The school doesn’t want us to fall in love, but it wants us to wear couple clothes

38. Losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its own temper.

39. Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot

40. Your love is like a virus, sooner or later it will be swallowed by 360