2. I am not fat. I'm just a little short according to my weight.
Everything worth doing is worth doing again.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
5. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
6. "Your future depends on your dreams now", so go to sleep for a while.
7, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
8. Love comes and goes quickly. Only pork rolls are eternal.
From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.
10, fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.
I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
12, failure is characterized by continuous failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
14, some people call this laziness, and I call it deep thinking.
15, don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, find it today.
16, if you can't beat your enemies, join them.
17, God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.
18, there should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
20. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.
2 1, the sphere is also a graph.
22. If you want to appear smart, you should associate with fools more.
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
24. Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children or the teacher of the mouse class. ...
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, and the more you forget, the less you know. Why do you want to learn?
26. Why do people like teddy bears? Because of their personalities. They won't eat your food, dance with the girl you ask out, and steal your thunder.
Laziness is particularly attractive, that is, you can learn without learning.
If I come later in the morning, I want the morning one.
29. You can scratch my hair, insult my mother, hit my dog and play with my rubber mouse, but you can't eat my food and sleep in my bed!
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
Garfield's famous saying
Garfield's famous saying
The problem with dogs is that they have no switches.
My weight is similar to that of an aircraft carrier. Jon: This is a picture of Garfield and I going to the park. This is Garfield sitting with a bird with only $300. This is the lunch I paid Garfield with $300.
Although Ou Di is a dog, he sometimes leads a dog-like life.
4. Love me, support me and don't leave me.
This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.
If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to remind him of something.
It's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you fat.
8. Let's stop here! I'm going to take my third nap today.
9. Whatever it is, as long as it can be eaten.
10, I'm bungee jumping, didn't you see it?
1 1, I only eat breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks four times a day.
12, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
13, from now on, I'm no longer greedy, just love to eat.
14, a sphere is also a graph.
15, the cutest is a small table with pork rolls.
16, hello, Naarmann. I am in Abu Dhabi now. The worst place here is not that there is no pasta, nor that it is thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is-this place is full of cute cats that have been mailed!
I hate Mondays.
18, no, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
19, I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again, maybe, maybe not forever.
I can't let that chicken write after my name.
2 1. People who sing in the shower should be taken to the street and shot.
22. Can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
24. Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.
25. oh Eat rats? If there is spaghetti in the world, why eat rats? !
26. I want to do push-ups today! Ah ah ah ah (really can't hold on). Lie down today and lift it tomorrow!
27. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep for a while.
28. My weight is my own business.
29. There are three things in the world that have to wait for a long time: birthdays, Christmas and pizza delivery people.
30. I slept well, 16 hours. I like taking a nap.
3 1, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
32. Two people keep company, and the result is three people!
Nature shows that our life is not the worst through dogs.
You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
36. Life is like taking a hot bath. The longer the time, the more wrinkled the skin will be.
The characteristic of a loser is that he will continue to fail. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
38. Odie was shivering with cold outside the window. Poor thing. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something. Garfield drew the curtains.
39. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.
40. Love is like a pork roll. If you eat it, it will be gone.
4 1, the stomach is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is nothing good in it.
42. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but make them today.
43. I made a wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
44. You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.
45. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.
It is not enough to have a bird in your hand.
Shh, don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
If you can't beat your enemies, join them!
50. I don't watch TV every time I eat. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase the fun.
5 1. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
53. Now, can you give us Monday back? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. By the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too?
54. With spaghetti, who will eat rats?
If you can't beat your enemies, join them.
56. I never believe that wishing on a star will come true, but it's free anyway. It doesn't hurt to make a wish.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
58. A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!
59. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to develop.
I would like it if I came later in the morning.
6 1, I am fat and lazy, but I am proud!
Come on, Ou Di, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, and the more you forget, the less you know. Why do you want to learn?
Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.
65. The speed at which cats pounce on food is directly proportional to the amount of food.
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it's gone.
There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.
70, weight loss method: with people who are fatter than you.
7 1, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
72. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
Garfield classic quotations
1. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
2. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good to have no meaning at all.
I really don't want to get up, especially when I am sick, but I still have to eat despite my illness.
If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to remind him of something.
Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
7. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.
8. With spaghetti, who will eat rats?
9. Hard work won't kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.
10, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
1 1. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses. Find it today.
12, the child in the back seat will have an accident, and the child will be born in the back seat.
13, no matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
14, I made a wish to the star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
15, I don't watch TV every time I finish eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase my fun.
16, the problem with dogs is that there is no on/off switch.
17, if you can't beat your enemies, join them.
18, the trouble with chocolate is that it's gone after eating.
19, yours will always be yours, and what others give will be taken away.
20. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 1. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
22. Come on, Ou Di, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
23. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.
24. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.
Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.
I can't let that chicken write after my name.
27. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.
28. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.
29. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
30. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.
3 1, the work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.
Spoil me, love me, support me, and don't abandon me.
34. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
Life should have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good not to.
36. I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to exercise.
Shh, don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!
38, two people are unstable, three people can do it!
There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
40. My weight is my own business.
4 1, the sphere is also a graph.
42. You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
43. The more you learn, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know; Why do you want to learn?
44. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
I only eat four kinds of food every day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
47, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
48. A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!
I hope you can know that you are the most important person in my life.
50. You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.
5 1. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.
52. Hello, Naarmann. I am in Abu Dhabi now. The worst place here is not that there is no pasta, nor that it is thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is that it is crowded with cute cats that have been mailed!
Garfield quotations
Garfield quotations
1, that's it! I'm going to take my third nap today.
I am bungee jumping, can't you see?
3. Garfield: (Telling a story) Once upon a time, there was a little girl ... (The picture shows the back of Ou Di in a princess dress) ... She ... (Odie suddenly turned around and stuck out her long tongue) ... She was ugly in the refrigerator!
4. With spaghetti, who will eat mice?
5. "Odie was shivering with cold outside the window. It's pathetic. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something. "Garfield drew the curtain.
6. I am fat and lazy-but I am proud!
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
Can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!
9. A sphere is also a figure.
10, the cutest is a small table with pork rolls.
1 1, (deep ...)-Am I dreaming? -(rushed to his "bed" and opened the quilt ...) There was no me in the quilt and I didn't sleep. ...
12, the problem with dogs is that there is no on/off switch.
13, I still want to say sorry to Ou Di-(at this moment, Ou Di stood at the table and walked over and kicked him down. I have to say it twice now.
14, "Garfield, you're not really going to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail, are you?" "No, naman, I won't. I will use slow motion, which will be cheaper. "
15, if you can't beat your enemies, join them.
16, a beautiful woman told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!
17, Ou Di, come on, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
18, failure is characterized by continuous failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
19, it's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you gain weight.
Although Ou Di is a dog, he sometimes leads a dog-like life.
2 1, I made a wish to the star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
22, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
23. Garfield should have three wishes: "The first is pork rolls, () the second is pork rolls, and the third is, Oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork rolls."
24. Now, can you give us Monday back? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. ..... by the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too?
25. If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to remind him of something.
26. Hello, Naarmann. I am in Abu Dhabi now. The worst place here is not that there is no pasta, nor that it is thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is-this place is full of cute cats that have been mailed!
27. No, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
28. Garfield is holding an ice cream in his hand and says to Ou Di, Ou Di, do you want to lick it? Odie looked at Garfield with joy, sincerity and expectation. Garfield stuck out his tongue, licked Odie's face hard and continued to eat ice cream. ...
29. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
30. Love comes and goes quickly. Only pork rolls are eternal.
3 1, slept well, 16 hours, I like to take a short sleep.
32. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.
I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again ... maybe, maybe not forever.
I can't let that chicken write after my name.
35. I should be polite to Ou Di. (Indy kicks) Excuse me, Ou Di? Now I have done it.
36. You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.
37. My weight is just right-equivalent to an aircraft carrier. Jon: This is a picture of Garfield and I going to the park. This is Garfield sitting with a bird with only $300. This is what I paid for Garfield's lunch -* * * 300 dollars …
You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
Shh-don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!
40. Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.
4 1, today is Monday, everything is wrong, what should I do? Oh, I see. -(Indy kicks and floats in the air)-Hey! Even the gravity of the earth is out of spirit today.
This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.