The poem about death is 1. Sentences describing "death"

1, death is also a technical job. If you do well, you will destroy others. If you don't do well, you will die.

Kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs, reminding you that this is for your own good. Is it good for you? I really thought I was white!

You said you couldn't do your job. Who will do it? Do you need help from others? It's okay to ask for leadership support when you have difficulties, but what is it if you don't do it?

You come to work, not to study! The company is not a school. If you make a mistake, you can start over. If something goes wrong at work, you can pass the buck by saying "I'm here to study". Do you want someone else to take it for you? How naive!

5. Death is death, and life is death.

6. Honey, do you think everyone will take care of you after they are full?

7. If you don't do it, you won't die. Why try?

8. You think you are wise to protect yourself, but when you say this, your leading colleagues have labeled you as "dereliction of duty".

9. This is probably the most "awesome" sentence I have heard so far. It's so awesome that I can't respond to him in words. Facing such colleagues, I can only say, hehe!

10, some can't stop, then work to death. I'll be content if I die.

1 1, you are not binding yourself, you are just killing yourself.

12, when someone is distressed, tears are tears, otherwise they are just salty liquids; Being cared for is coquetry, otherwise it is death.

13, with the intention of death, sometimes it is no good not to think about it.

14, the world can't die, wait for death!

15, it is not difficult to live, but it is difficult to live freely. Death is easy to die. It is difficult for the living to die.

2. What are the classic funny sentences with the rhythm of death?

1. Today, my mobile phone received many blessing messages from my best friends: Happy holidays today! I was puzzled, thinking that tomorrow would be Valentine's Day, so I asked my roommate for help. My roommate replied: Today is February 13, I wish you a happy 2B Festival! Today, I gave my three-year-old daughter a bath. Just after I put her in the bathtub, my daughter shouted, "Mom, look, dad is picking up girls!" " 3. Chatting with my roommate today. When I was a child, I never understood the difference between one year old and nominal age.

Roommate: One year old is when you leave your mother's body, and nominal age is when you leave your father's body. I suddenly understood, with a smile on my face.

Today, my girlfriend is on a business trip and told me that she bought a sexy pajamas. I said, "I miss you so much. Send me a photo. "

My girlfriend asked me whether to wear photos or take them off. I was overjoyed and replied, "I took off my photo."

I just received a photo of sexy pajamas hanging on a hanger in the evening ... 5. My new iphone4 was stolen today. With the mentality of trying, I sent a short message to my mobile phone: "I can give it to you. Can I have my card back?" After the short message was sent, the other party quickly replied: "Yes, you can bring me the charger of your mobile phone by the way." 6. Today, I went to buy pants. The salesgirl MM is my favorite Boba beauty. I was daydreaming. When I entered the fitting room and took off my pants to try them on, Boba suddenly whispered to me outside the door, "Handsome guy, does it fit?" Does it fit? "I blushed at once, and admitted that I thought too much about her at that time, and I didn't have the courage to come out for a long time ... 7. Today's Valentine's Day, my best friend QQ signed: Which girl will lend us a holiday today and give you two a big one next year! Today, I went to visit my grandmother's grave. When I saw the memorial tablet of my neighbor falling, I wanted to help her. Tablets are plastic and will become brittle over time. I crushed a small piece with too much force! I was scared at that time, so I explained to her that I didn't mean to help him up.

My mother stood by and said, it's okay. Your grandmother explained it to him below. 9. I heard a couple talking at dinner today. Mm: How do I switch Pinyin on my mobile phone? He said, press the chrysanthemum button.

Mm thought about it, and immediately it dawned on her, groping for the bottom of the half-ring mobile phone ... I said, brother, can you stop talking about the * key as a chrysanthemum key? 10, I went to a friend's relative's house to do something today, and the handsome guy sent me out before I left. I said to him affectionately, take care ... 1 1, taking an elective course today, and being pulled by my best friend to choose Japanese together. Most of the class are girls, only a few boys, and one of them is more to my liking (current bf). Me: Hello, classmate ~ Here is the word 1000 ~ Why did you choose Japanese? He: To understand.

12, I went to a place to travel today, and my boss invited me to eat the signature dish (boiled eggs in urine). I tactfully avoided saying that I had never eaten eggs since I was a child, but the boss enthusiastically said, then drink soup! Today, I finally know how the fish in the fish tank died. My sister is spraying detergent into the fish tank because she wants the fish to smell like lemons.

14. Today is my first date in recent months. When eating dessert, the other party told a joke that was not funny at all. To show my friendliness, I smiled. As a result, my throat got stuck in dessert and I finally threw up all over the table.

15, I went to pay a New Year call today, hanged myself in front of a bunch of relatives, and was criticized for not getting married! I can't say it's none of your business just because I'm an elder! 16. Today, my shy and introverted boyfriend suddenly said a shocking sentence: "I found that no matter which girl added" rmvb "or" avi "to her name, suddenly there seemed to be a different kind of ambiguity and * *"17. It's really windy today. When I just passed a cyclist, my sister's scarf floated backwards with the wind. I was caught by the bicycle handle and almost strangled my sister! 18. Today, I talked to an old man about the price of meat. I told him I didn't know. I am a vegetarian.

He replied, "I thought vegetarians were thin." 19. My husband invited some college students to dinner today. One of them asked my husband, "Hey, what happened to that fat bitch you dated in the third grade?" .

My husband and I have been dating since his sophomore year, and we have never met anyone else during this period. 20. I had a little trouble with my aunt today. In the afternoon, I really regretted going to IKEA to buy something to make amends and give it to my aunt. Me: Aunt, I was wrong.

My aunt said, "Aunt, I don't have your mother ... 2 1. Today on the plane, I originally wanted to be a stewardess in Doby. When I delivered the meal, I said, "Do you have any paper towels? MM took out a tissue from her pocket and handed it to me. I asked again, do you have a toothpick? She took it out of her other pocket. Brother depressed asked you if you have disposable chopsticks? MM handed me chopsticks and said something that made me petrified: Do I look like Doraemon? 22. Today, an asshole kept scolding me in my blog because I offended him some time ago. I said you were tired. You send so much every day. He said he was not tired. He said he would brush my blog with * * * and put my blog articles on the homepage of Sina blog to let everyone know that I am NB...23. Today, when I woke up, my husband was not in bed, and I thought he was in the living room. So he shouted shyly, "Come on ~ ~ Don't be shy ~ Come here with little JJ!" " I heard a voice: "He has gone to the supermarket." . "That's my mother-in-law.

24. Today, my boyfriend went to the company to participate in the ugliest clothes contest. He wore a simple white T-shirt with a photo of my makeup remover on it, and won the first prize! 25. Today, when the whole family watched the costume film "Palace Lock Heart Jade" broadcast by Mango TV, they suddenly asked my dad: Dad, why do you think I should call you Dad? My dad replied weakly: You can also call me Amar ... 26. I've been very tired and stressed at work recently. So I asked a friend I have known for a long time on QQ: "How to decompress".

Reply: "Right click to select WinRAR". ! 27. After work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also wants to play.

He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question? .