classic lines of Tang priest?

1. People are born of people and demons are born of demons. If a demon has a kind heart, it is not a demon, but a shemale.

2. Littering will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit a child?

3. It thunders, and it rains to collect clothes ...

Fragment 1

(Wukong throws the Moonlight Box casually and hits the Tang Priest on the head. )

Tang Priest: What are you doing? (They were about to start work when suddenly ...)

Tang Priest: Hey, hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will offend you! Oh, Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things around. How could you … You threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. What if it hits children? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not good to hit those flowers and plants.

(Wukong grabs the moonlight box in Tang Priest's hand)

Tang Priest: What are you doing?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Priest: Tang Priest: Oh, you want it? You want it, you want to say clean up. I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. I won't give it to you if you say I don't want it. Let's be reasonable. Now, on the count of three, you have to make it clear whether you want it or not.

Wukong: I'm Kao! (Wukong knocks down the Tang Priest with one punch. )

fragment 2

Tang Priest: Sister, this is your fault!

Guanyin: huh?

Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. It's just an idea. It hasn't come true yet. You have no proof. What's his crime? Why don't you wait for him to eat me, and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I have long heard of your wordiness, but I didn't expect you to be so wordy! The diamond ring I gave you was used to subdue this monkey, but you didn't use it!

Tang Priest: Alas, the diamond ring is so poor in size that it is heavy in front and light in the left and narrow in the right. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of cruelty to animals! Speaking of the diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. His workmanship is exquisite, his price is reasonable, and he is innocent. Why don't I introduce you to order another one?

Segment 3

(Tang Priest is tied to it and guarded by two small demons. )

Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Say something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Tang Priest: So being a demon is just like being a human being. You should have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you will no longer be a demon, but a shemale.

(Little demon A starts to vomit. )

Tang Priest: Hey, he got it. Did you get it?