1, once you slip, you become a big cripple. Looking back, you flashed again. 2, brother, one, two, three, four, five, spending money regardless of you and me. Dude, 1 million, men are not afraid to spend money. 3, not afraid of hooligans, not afraid of culture, afraid of perverts and patience! 4. Surprise is like chocolate candy in a box. You never know how sticky the next one will be. 5. Obesity is the pain of breathing. Meat lives in every corner of your body. It hurts to go upstairs and get some air. Eating pizza or even drinking water hurts. 6. What can you do besides being an expert? Hey! 7. I went to your grandmother's banana peel shop. 8. The price of pork is rising these days. Why not? 9. Never discriminate against a madman. He just has a different world view than you. 10. Let the students who listen to the song in front tell the students who speak in the middle to be quiet, so as not to affect the students who sleep behind. 1 1

Do you want to succeed in your career Xiaoxian tells you the secret: "read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more!" " 12

As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower in the apartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records of the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. Loudest sound. And-the best. 13 life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. Normal 14 Guangu: Who the hell is this WY! ? Let me explain something to you. She is: plague, roof, crow, foreign language. ~ ~ ~ Also, Ye Wei, breaststroke, Wang Ye, attributes. No, speechless, dark clouds, web pages, Wang Yuan. .

15 I'm really stressed. I have had an old enemy since I was a child. He is called someone else's child. He has a good temper by nature. He knows how to study every day, and he is very handsome. He comes first in every exam. When I grow up, I also have a punctual and rich girlfriend, a graduate student and a civil servant. Being bullied by roommates at home and at work. Ceng Laoshi: Welcome to your moon, my heart. I am a good man, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian. Life is a one-way trip, even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start over. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to cherish the future with a smile. Because of life, there is no if.

17. Arpide: Where are you from? Zi Qiao: India. Guangu: Pakistan. Zi Qiao: We found the magic lamp on the border between India and Pakistan. 18. If a man wants to commit suicide, a woman will betray herself for glory. 19. Ceng Xiaoxian: Is this textbook written by humans? Zi Qiao: It's all the same. A textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand.

20. Hahaha, tigers don't send cats. You think I'm sick. Lisa, you brush your teeth, not Lisa, you brush your teeth. . 22. Hello everyone, I am your new little saint and good friend (I almost died laughing) 23

Compere: Do you usually play video games? Brother Zeng: Occasionally Moderator: Starcraft or Warcraft? Brother Zeng: Lianliankan!