A philosopher and a fisherman crossed the river in the same boat.

The philosopher asked, "Fisherman, do you know philosophy?"

The fisherman said, "I don't understand."

The philosopher said, "It's a pity that you lost half your life."

The philosopher then asked, "Do you know mathematics?"

The fisherman replied, "I don't understand."

Philosopher: "Then you have lost another third of your life."

Suddenly a big wave came and both the philosopher and the fisherman fell into the river. At this time, the fisherman asked the philosopher, "Do you know how to swim?"

The philosopher said, "I don't understand."

The fisherman said, "Poor you, because you will soon lose your whole life."

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There was a philosopher in ancient Greece named Pias, who was born in Yecheng, France. Once the city of Pourriere was besieged, and the residents fled for their lives with their most precious treasures. Only biz came back empty-handed

Someone asked him, "Why did you just leave? Why don't you run away with some valuable gold and silver treasures at home? "

Prejudice tells them, "Because everything I have is on me."

We must understand that what is more valuable than our own life? Some people don't want money, they pursue fame and fortune every day, and they don't hesitate to pursue fame and fortune with their short lives.

Just when the residents could not escape quickly with valuables, people were killed and their property was robbed, but Buys quickly escaped from the encirclement with officers and men empty-handed.

three

One day, a student asked Socrates in class how to become a learned scholar like Socrates.

Socrates did not answer directly, but said, "Today we only do the simplest and easiest things. Everyone tries to throw their arms forward and then try to throw them back. " Socrates demonstrated it again and said, "Starting today, everyone will do it 300 times a day. Can you do it? " The students all laughed: what can't be done with such a simple thing?

After a month, Socrates asked the students, "Which students insist?" Ninety percent of the students in the classroom raised their hands.

A year later, Socrates asked the students again, "Please tell me, how many students insisted on the simplest throwing action today?"

At this time, only one student in the whole classroom raised his hand. This student is Plato who later became a famous philosopher.

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Yesterday morning, a professor told a story to a packed audience on the stage and talked about his understanding of philosophers:

The doctoral supervisor of philosophy department was in class and suddenly felt dizzy. He thought, what is this? I don't usually get dizzy. Oh, everything in front of me is shaking, so dizzy. Even the electric batons above my head are shaking, and so are the students. But why are the students' faces so clear? ……

At this time, a classmate shouted: "Teacher, the floor is shaking and the table is moving. Is it an earthquake? "

Oh, yes, it was an earthquake. He ran out in a panic, and a dozen students looked at each other.

Running to an empty place, he turned around and said, hey, where are the students?

In less than two minutes, the students have gathered around him. He smiled and nodded. A classmate asked, "Teacher, you are still a philosopher. When danger comes, how can you run faster than anyone else and ignore the students? "

He looks like he loves O2O: "The philosopher's escape method is also first-class, that is, he must run faster than others!"

-philosophers are like this?

The audience was dumbfounded, whispering and laughing.

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The professor of philosophy gave a clear explanation on the stage and made a thorough analysis of "benevolence", "everything" and "the unity of man and nature". Under the stage, I sometimes took out my mobile phone to look at the time, sometimes closed my eyes, and soon fell asleep, staring at others in the dark, either looking at my mobile phone or whispering to my neighbors. Less than two hours later, I had an empty seat.

Learning content is boring, facing unemployment after graduation. How painful it is to be a student of philosophy!