1. It is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it becomes easier and easier in the future; it is easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it becomes more and more difficult in the future; 2. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money. , a man can’t make money and his wife wants to divorce him; 3. “Do you still love me?” This sentence will appear when a woman kisses a man for the first time, is touched by a man for the first time, goes to bed with a man for the first time, and when a man makes money Ask several times each when it comes to the first payment. 4. "Do you still love me?" Men usually ask this question several times when they fail to kiss each other for the first time, when they fail to touch each other for the first time, when they fail to go to bed with each other for the first time, or when their career reaches a low point. 5. Before marriage, a man borrows money so that a woman can eat well, and after marriage, a woman borrows money so that a man can eat well. 6. When a man has an affair, he is more and more busy at work, while when a woman has an affair, the food she cooks is getting saltier; 7. When a woman says "hate" to you, she means she likes you, and when a man says "hate" to you, it means he likes you. Sometimes he really hates you. 8. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start messing around after marriage; modern men are messy before marriage and become honest after marriage. 9. Traditional women are very honest before giving birth and start to have wild dreams after giving birth. Modern women have wild dreams before giving birth and become honest after giving birth. 10. When the family has no money, men like to keep accounts, and when the family has money, women like to keep accounts; 11. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, she The relationship with my mother-in-law is also bad. 12. Women are anxious when men do not make money, and women regret when men make money. 13. Men entrust their girlfriends to take care of their buddies, and finally their girlfriends become their buddies’ wives, and they take care of them; women entrust their boyfriends to The sisters took care of her, but as a result, the sisters became the wives of their boyfriends, and the sisters could not become wives. 14. When a man masturbates, he is definitely not thinking about his wife, but a woman is thinking about her husband. 15. Failed men like to compare their wives with others, while successful women like to compare their husbands with others. 16. When a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police, and the woman will try to persuade him; when a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will quarrel with the man next to her, and the police will try to persuade her. 17. The biggest worry for men is their creditors, and the biggest worry for women is their lovers; 18. The most useless thing that men like to buy is laptop computers, and the most useless thing that women like to buy is shoes. 19. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the strengths of their husbands. 20. Men have affairs because they are impulsive, and women have affairs because they are bored. 21. Men will feel a sense of accomplishment when they have a lover, and women will feel a sense of guilt when they have a lover. 22. A man's initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected incident, while a woman's initiative to kiss a man is a premeditated incident. 23. Before the age of forty, women have the urge to change their husbands, and after the age of forty, men have the urge to change their wives; 24. Men like to buy books to fill their bookshelves, and then women read these books. 25. When a man and a woman get angry in a car quarrel, if a woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes, and if a man is driving, he will slam on the accelerator. 26. If a man has money, he will first change his mobile phone, then a car, then a house, and finally his clothes; if a woman has money, it is just the opposite. 27. Men learn English to prove that they are good at it, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer good at it. 28. The poorest men don’t bargain when buying groceries, but the richest women also have to bargain when buying groceries. 29. Behind every successful man there is the support of a woman, and behind every successful woman there is the support of a bunch of men. 30. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman that men like most is Pan Jinlian. 31. When men look at women, they are most beautiful when in love, most ordinary after marriage, ugliest when divorced, and become beautiful again after divorce; women look at men as most sincere when in love, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and become beautiful again after divorce. sincere. 32. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot get; for women, the most handsome man is the man they already have. 33. No matter how smart a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, he is sober when it comes to a woman's appearance. 34. Women are always afraid of men’s lust in daily life, but they don’t think men are sexy when they go to bed; men always think that women are coquettish in daily life, but they are afraid that women are not coquettish in sex. 35. The most embarrassing thing for a man is when his wife gets drunk and pesters his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband's friends get drunk and pester her. 36. When a woman says to a man, "I know I'm not beautiful," the man should never agree. When a man says to a woman, "I'm actually a failure," the woman should definitely disagree. 37. A man who does not want property during divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property during divorce must be a good woman. 38. When a man gives a woman a bra, it means that he wants to establish a lover relationship; when a woman gives a man underwear, it means that she already has a lover relationship. 39. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. 40. If a woman is given a thousand yuan by her employer, she will tell the man that she was given a thousand yuan and tell her friends that she was given five hundred yuan; if a man is given a thousand yuan by his employer, he will tell the woman that he was given five hundred yuan and tell his friends that he was given five hundred yuan by his employer. My friend gave me one thousand and five dollars. 41. The man who is least afraid of his wife at home does not dare to contradict his mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home also dares to contradict her mother-in-law. 42. Women save private money in order to spend it on their husbands in the future, while men save private money in order to spend it on other women in the future.

43. When a man faces a group of women, he should not discuss appearance issues; when a woman faces a group of men, she should not discuss wealth issues. 44. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; men like to hear women say that another man is a failure. 45. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable. 46. ??The stupidest time for a man is when he wears a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is when she wears a suspender skirt for the first time on the street. 47. Beautiful women like to praise other women’s beautiful clothes, and rich men like to praise other men’s high incomes. The final result is to bring the topic to themselves. 48. When returnee men speak Chinese to Chinese people, they should also add a few words in English; when returnee women speak English to foreigners, they should also add a few Chinese words. 49. Men get PhDs because of low IQ, and women get PhDs because of low emotional intelligence. 50. Men lie as a habit, women lie as a need.