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Come on, 1! Put down the brakes and let go of the dog!
Find a place to sit down, have a cup of tea, eat a steamed stuffed bun and talk slowly.
Hurry back to Mars, the earth is dangerous!
Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.
Do I have to tell you about Tathagata's palm?
More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, and then I think of her, and my heart is sweet, and I forget to urinate after half a bubble.
7 fly is Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is Xiao Li's flying knife.
Therefore, being a demon is just like being a human being. You should have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
A mere piece of shit is worth a few dollars, so why make a fuss?
Grandpa 10, do you pee standing or squatting?
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1 With your wisdom, can I fool you?
If you are unhappy, it's no use even if you live forever. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it is enough!
But in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.
There's nothing wrong with you. It's your parents who have problems that make you like this!
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!
Born in a mother, the devil is born in a devil. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale?
Sorry, I'm undercover.
Young man, arrogant, it's better to be taught a lesson by your own people than to be killed outside!
As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!
10 Actually, I'm an actor.
1 1! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.
12 Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I live together, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people.
13 How is his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. The Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and struck with golden light and thunder! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!
14 is wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!
15 it is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence, and it is my own interest to do good deeds, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I will do it two or three times if it is a national holiday.
16, you don't have the strength to hit people, and you are still called a triad?
17 I am an expert on the charm of thousands of girls, improving social atmosphere, * * * movie market, enhancing the connotation of young people, being well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is JingKoo.
18 You can say that I am a walk-on, but you can't say that I am a "smelly walk-on"!
19 Good love is a shameless person pretending to be reserved. Don't wait for that shameless person to leave, only those who pretend to be reserved will cry.
Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. Heaven is right, and God is real. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.
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1 I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing, and the Buddha stops killing!
Wow! Dude, is your makeup called the Monkey King? Give me some professionalism, will you? You see, those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. Going out to eat costs some money! what are you reading? Your makeup is disgusting! Angry at me. That's what I said!
Only when you have suffered, do you know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree.
4 is it unexpected? Are you happy? Are you happy?
Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.
I play hundreds of thousands a second, and I will play football with you?
As long as you say I can, I don't care even if the whole world says I can't!
8 ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!
Guess the front, but can't guess the ending. ...
10 If you don't remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.
1 1 Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?
12 is really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation.
13 You go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.
14 don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome.
15 Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!
16 After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and donating blood for the alliance, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you commit one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die with a knife.
17 I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!
18 I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry.
/Miss Kloc-0/9, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie.
what did you say ? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!
2 1 The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.
Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
You are a lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly, useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself.
You didn't have a son * * *, dad sells * * *, you suck * * *, and you like chicken * * *. Big * * *, you have nothing to do, and you still bother me?
The newly released dutiful son has been auctioned off!