1. Adapted funny ancient poems
If you don’t take a bath in spring sleep, mosquitoes bite you everywhere. Use pest killer, but the mosquitoes can’t escape
The bright moonlight in front of the bed , Li Bai opened the window, the fat woman was climbing up the window, Li Bai saw it, picked up the AK gun
Li Bai took the boat without paying, suddenly heard that the boat was leaking, the water in Peach Blossom Pond was a thousand feet deep, I don’t know if Li Bai is dead< /p>
There was a bright moonlight in front of his bed, Li Bai went to get a haircut, and shaved his head completely without paying the shopkeeper
Thousands of miles of orioles sang and the green reflected red, the mountains and rivers in Shuicun were bombed deaf, the Southern Dynasties 480 Exploded, many buildings were being scrapped
There was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai opened the window, and there was a fire outside the window. He rushed up to the attic, and the smoke became thicker and thicker as he rushed up to Nantianmen
Determined to roast duck If I don’t relax, my roots are stuck in the grass, and I can’t stand the repeated blows, the dragon swung its tail to dig a hole in the ground, and as soon as I dug it, it reached Mexico
I don’t take a bath in spring sleep, mosquito bites are everywhere, the mosquito extermination team comes at night, where are the mosquitoes going? run?
The moon sets, crows crow and rain fills the sky, and Jiang Feng’s fishing fires are all extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Suzhou, repairing a big clock in the middle of the night
At the beginning of life, I was a sexual idiot. I cheated on the exam and got zero points. My father found out what happened. He couldn’t do it with that kitchen knife. What should I do? Fuck AK with him, but he can’t fight, what should I do? Summon the armor to fight with him, what should I do if he summons the emperor? Jump off the building to find Aotuman, but I can’t fight, what should I do? Cold!
Human beings are inherently good. When I study, you make trouble, when I take exams, you peek, when I eat, I peek and see two rotten eggs. 2. 300 spoofs of ancient poems
Chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi, roosters soaking hens.
The exam is exciting enough, and answering the questions depends on your mind.
If you don’t understand in class, it’s all the old man’s fault.
The teacher talks a lot of nonsense, is troublesome and verbose.
Life is Chinese, death is the Chinese soul.
It is simply impossible for me to learn English.
I still miss Xiang Yu and can’t speak English.
My poor language skills show my character even more.
If you fail in math, the teacher is fully responsible.
My English is not good because I am patriotic.
Doing well in the exam depends entirely on your deskmates.
If you don’t do well in the exam, your deskmate won’t do well.
I am even more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher’s lectures make no sense;
I feel like sleepwalking, and I am criticized again and again for no reason;
I have too much homework to think about. Revenge, you did your homework stupidly;
Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and moon fly like a shuttle.
The homework must be copied, otherwise it will not be handed in.
get out of school and wait until school is over, and celebrate the holidays after school.
Year after year, this feeling lingers.
The classmates were originally in the same class. Once school is over, they fly separately, and that's it for the day~···
The east wind blows and the war drums beat. In today's world, who is afraid of whom?
It’s just because the south wind is blowing and the rain is light. I blame myself for being so good at blowing.
The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and there are four lines on the composition paper. 3. Recommend a few poems about "prank"
1. Asking what love is in the world, just teach people to bang their heads against trees.
2. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and each generation becomes more powerful than the other. 3. As soon as the concubine in the mortal world laughs, the chicken will fly and the dog will jump.
4. Looking back and smiling, all the eunuchs in the Sixth Palace will be eclipsed. 5. When three people are walking together, someone must smoke, so I don’t have to smoke other people’s cigarettes, and others don’t have to ask me for cigarettes. Smoking relieves loneliness, and when you are lonely, you smoke, that’s all.
6. Chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi, the rooster soaks the hen. The exam is exciting enough, and answering the questions relies on calculation.
If you don’t understand in class, it’s all the old man’s fault. The teacher talks a lot of nonsense, is troublesome and verbose.
Life is Chinese, death is the Chinese soul. It is simply impossible for me to learn English.
I still miss Xiang Yu and can’t speak English. My failure in Chinese language shows my character even more.
If you fail in math, the teacher is fully responsible. My English is not good because I am patriotic.
Doing well in the exam depends entirely on your deskmates. If you don't do well in the exam, your deskmate won't do well.
I am even more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher’s lectures make no sense; I feel like I am sleepwalking, and there is no reason to be criticized again and again; I have so much homework that I want to take revenge, and I am doing my homework stupidly; time flies like an arrow, The sun and the moon are not as good as the shuttle. All homework must be copied, otherwise it will not be handed in.
get out of school and wait until school is over, and celebrate the holidays after school. Year after year, this feeling lingers.
The classmates were originally in the same class. When school was over, they flew separately, and the whole day was fine~···The east wind blew, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom in today's world. It's just because the south wind blows and the rain is light. It's all my fault that I'm so good at blowing.
The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and there are four lines on the composition paper. 4. What are some sentences that complain about a lot of homework?
Sentences that complain about a lot of homework:
1. Dark clouds are threatening to destroy the city, and homework is overwhelming everyone.
2. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. I will never return to my homework.
3. There is a lot of homework. The brand new homework book was completed in less than two days.
4. The homework weighed on me like a hill, making me breathless. Ah, homework, why do you torture me like this?
5. Since ancient times, no one has died and will continue to do homework in the next life.
6. The clock on the wall has reached twelve o'clock, but I am still writing my homework under the electric light. Mathematics, Chinese and English, no homework should be missing. There are even more assignments in the minor subjects of science, art and social studies. I moved the tip of my pen exhaustedly, listening to the ticking of the wall clock. It seems like the homework is never finished. I don't understand why the teacher is so cruel and leaves so much homework. Why don't they try writing it themselves?
7. Alas, there are as many homeworks as there are stars in the sky!
8. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and I am doing my homework. Raising a glass to the bright moon, I am doing my homework. I sat up in shock as I was dying of illness. I haven't done my homework today.
9. I moved the tip of my pen exhaustedly, listening to the ticking of the wall clock. It seems like the homework is never finished. I don't understand why the teacher is so cruel and leaves so much homework. Why don't they try writing it themselves?
10. The dense homework text made me blind, and my writing hand was deformed.
11. Live as a great person, and die as a master.
12. The clock on the wall has reached twelve o'clock, but I am still writing my homework under the electric light. Mathematics, Chinese and English, no homework should be missing. There are even more assignments in the minor subjects of science, art and social studies.
13. The densely packed words made me blind, and my hand became deformed when writing.
14. If you are young and don’t work hard, you will have to do your homework.
15. Modern teachers are highly skilled in martial arts, and all of them can throw darts. There is a magic weapon in teaching, either homework or exams. The discipline in the class is really wonderful, you can't talk or laugh. If a student dares to shout loudly, his parents will be found immediately.
16. Ahem, dear homework, what time do you want me to go to bed tomorrow morning? 5. Adapted funny poems about learning
Guo Degang’s closing poem 1. Lang said that he had been separated from Bao Shujin, who could distinguish Bo Yaqin! The relationship between Qian and today is as good as ghosts, and the lake and the sea are hanging in the sky.
2. Recalling the past, last spring, I met you by the river. I came back for another visit today, but I didn’t see my close friend.
But seeing a handful of dirt broke my heart. 3. I smashed the Yao Qin and Feng Wei Han, who is Zi Qi not playing to? Everyone is a friend in the spring breeze, but it is difficult to find a close friend. 4. Being snobbish and snobbish, who can be gentle enough to read a close friend again! Boya passed away without making a bell, and people will say that the harp is broken throughout the ages. 5. The spring dream of wealth and honor, fame and fortune.
The flesh and blood in front of you is not real, and love turns into hatred. Don't put a golden shackle around your neck, don't put a jade lock around your body.
A pure heart, few desires, escape from the mundane world, and a happy and beautiful life. 6. Planting green seedlings in the field with your hands, you can see the sky in the water when you lower your head.
The six pure roots are rice (Tao), and retreat is actually forward. 7. It’s not that enemies don’t get together, but when do enemies get together? If I had known that there would be no love after death, I would have ignored the love in life.
8. Wu Qi was too ignorant to kill his wife, and Xun Ling can be derided even if it hurts his nerves. Please look at Zhuang Sheng's drumming work. He is my teacher who is free and unencumbered.
9. The sea turtle once deceived the frog in the well, and the great roc spread its wings around the world. The strongest among the strongest, the stronger among the strongest. Don't boast to others.
10. You cover me with quilt, and you cover me with felt. If you have money, I will use it. If I have no money, I will use your money.
You hold my feet when I go up the mountain, and I support your shoulders when I go down the mountain. I will be your son-in-law when I have a son, and I will sleep with you when you have a daughter.
When you take this oath, I die behind you; when I break this oath, you die before me. 11. You will be happy when you get something cheap, but you will feel depressed and worried at times.
No gain, no loss of money, no joy and no sorrow. 12. If you know the world well, don’t open your mouth. Even if you meet people, you just nod.
If you don’t even nod your head, you will have no troubles or worries in your life. 13. Xiang Tuo was once a teacher of Confucius, but Duke Jing looked at him and scorned him. It is good to be humble first and have endless knowledge.
14. Get the years, extend the years; get the joy, and be happy. Everything is in Heaven, so why worry about it?
Be confident and don’t be too narrow-minded. The pros and cons of ancient and modern times cannot be thoroughly discussed.
The prosperity of Jingu is dusty in the eyes, and the career of Huaiyin is bleeding. Lintong's courage disappeared at the meeting, and there was no sound in Danyang County.
When the arrival comes, the weak grass is better than the spring flowers, and the fine gold is better than the stubborn iron. Being free and happy is cheap. Only when you are old will you know the difference. Having fine clothes and simple meals will make you live a life of poverty.
15. When the Duke of Zhou was afraid of the rumor day, Wang Mang was humble and corporal. If he had died that year, who would know the truth of his life? 16. You should never listen to criticism. Right and wrong will always be clear to you.
Believe in others' words for a while. You will know that others' words are not fair. 17. The ancestral system is clearly defined, and the country will enjoy peace for more than a hundred years.
The white eyes are unreasonably stubborn, and they mess with people one after another. 18. The five leaves of Mingliang lead to peace. Why is Xiangjun suffering from so many troubles? Since it is said that Yao and Shun should be the law, we should follow the example of Yi Zhou Fu Sheng Ming.
Exhaust all the old ministers to live in scattered places, all for the new law to mislead the people. Thinking about the old man in his comfort zone, I first satirize the sound of Du Zisheng in Tianjin.
19. Rumors in articles are created by nature, and those who are biased towards misunderstandings will be underestimated. Strongly arguing that tungsten punishment is not the right way, eating fish bait by mistake is not true.
A person who is fond of pursuing his own interests will follow his ambitions in life, but will be stubborn and leave his name behind in death. When I saw my dead child being shackles, I realized that heaven's retribution was clear.
20. He was famous in life and showed off his arrogance, but in death he was hypocritical and confused. There are no good words left in the Wu Kingdom, but there are some humorous remarks made by Ye Tao.
Fleeing from all directions to a blank house, the roots of anger for thousands of years are like young sprouts. I thought that because I had never seen it in person, I felt so sad all night that my hair was covered with snow.
21. Good and evil are in harmony with each other, and misfortunes and blessings will come from them; warn people from doing evil, and encourage people to do good. 22. The wind blows like a phoenix, and I miss my hometown, and I invite you to travel all over the world to seek its phoenix. If you don't meet at this time and have nothing to do, why should you be promoted to the hall now at night? 23. There is a beautiful lady in the boudoir, and people are wandering around me when they enter the room. Why are we like mandarin ducks with their necks crossed and their jaws so stubborn that they can soar in the air! 24. The phoenix comes to live with me, and I have to be entrusted to be my concubine forever.
Friendship is harmonious, body and mind are harmonious. Who knows when we meet each other in the middle of the night? Both wings rise and fly high, without feeling, my thoughts make me sad. 25. The night is quiet, the moon is full, and the wind is blowing all over the forest.
Zhu Xian slowly sings the tune of lovesickness, not because his close friend refuses to play with him. 26. It was autumn twilight when I came, spring twilight when I arrived, and autumn twilight when I returned.
Looking at Xichuan from Fengle Tower, it can travel eight thousand miles at every turn. There are countless green mountains, countless white clouds, and countless green waters.
Seventy years of life are rare in the past. How many times can we come back? 27. The peaks and mountains are surrounded by green flowers, and the pavilion leaning on the clouds is the monk's home. I lean on the railing all day long without saying a word, and wash my feet in the cold spring to count the fallen flowers.
28. The apricot blossoms are red in the rain, and the pear blossoms are white with snow. They are ashamed to face the short pavilion and the long road. With thousands of books in mind and thousands of writings in mind, there are many mistakes in Confucianism and Confucianism.
29. Dong Jun also made his way back home, and there were flowers and catkins falling everywhere. There is a road in Qingxiao, so there is no need to be busy, so he goes back with a straw sandal.
30. Venture across the Qinguan Pass, trek the Yangtze River, and reach Qiantang through thousands of miles of rugged terrain. Life is in jeopardy, but I have treasures and words. I dare to touch my emperor with just a few words.
31. If you fail to achieve fame, you will be clumsy and take advantage of the neighbors. I was given a purple robe to return to my hometown, and I returned to my hometown in rich clothes.
32. In the past, Sima met Yang Tong, and today Yu Liang meets the emperor. If all the articles meet the master, it doesn't matter if fame comes sooner or later.
33. There is no way to gain fame and fortune, but a lantern is short before the wind of a hundred years. I'm just afraid that if I become a monk, I won't be able to become a monk, and if I gain more, I will lose all the monks.
34. Mengchang was born in the Qi State, and in the Jin Dynasty he suppressed evil and became strong. The five elements are biased and I am troubled by time, and I want to ask Xingjia for advice.
35. With the sharp grass at the four corners tied around the waist, wander around in the pot. If you bump into Tang Sanzang again, you will be stripped naked in the future.
36. Fragrant rice dumplings are offered to Qu Yuan every year, and the fasting monks got married today. How much do you know when the whole hall is filled with worshippers? Who will be first in the time of life and death? 37. Dongdongya drums sound, and officials line up on both sides; the case of the life and death of the King of Hell, Dongyue Soul Capture Tower.
38. Keep Qu Yuan’s fragrant rice dumplings, and compete for the first place in the dragon boat race. From now on, we will cut off the threads of fate, and we will not be reborn to form ties again.
39. Isn’t the way of heaven always deaf? If you are so ugly, you can't escape being photographed for a long time. It is said that you can persuade people to return to the good path, and it is considered to be a way of cultivating virtue and accumulating negative energy.
40. The mountains are clear and the scenery is beautiful, and the geese are rising from the flat sand. In the eastern suburbs, there are flowers for the eyes, and in the south, grass sprouts.
There are no crows hidden in the willows on the embankment, so look for them. 6. Humorous sentences to describe a lot of homework
1. I have as much homework as a dog and I have no friends around me. I look up and see a single dog in front of me in the mirror.
2. Those who have a lot of homework can play cards. "A pair of Chinese papers!" "No!" "I want it! Four English papers exploded!" "Sorry, keep going!" "Three A history paper and a political paper!" "How about a bunch of math papers?" "Two comprehensive papers, Wang Zhao!" "How much homework? "Not much, it only takes more than an hour to write the name." 4. Chinese language is difficult, mathematics is difficult, physics is muddy, history is poor, English is annoying, chemistry is bad, politics is pitiful, physical education is tiring, there are many homeworks, many test papers, and poor grades. Nigeria Ma, our youth was ruined like this! 5. There is a lot of homework in life, and I realized the truth of life: homework is the wife or husband you take home, and teachers are like parents-in-law. If you don’t love and care for them well, I will be tortured to death by their hard thinking.
And I will give you a good pain, Mr. Zuo. 6. We are not afraid of the difficulty of the expedition. Thousands of rivers and mountains are nothing. There are too many Chinese homeworks. There is a lot of homework! Genghis Khan was shocked when he saw the homework. There is a lot of homework, a lot of homework, a lot of homework! 7. Although we have less activities, we have a lot of homework. When looking for a school, we should choose this one and go to more schools. Study and take less vacations.
8. Life in the senior year is monotonous and boring, and the process is not as easy as expected. There are more homework than the mountain, and the body and mind are exhausted one day at a time. Persevere until the end, and the sunshine will always come after the wind and rain. .
9. I can accept a lot of homework, but I won’t be happy if I can’t understand it. 10. I have to cry while writing if there is a lot of homework.