"Love Apartment" tells the story of a non-luxury apartment, two ordinary suites, inhabited by seven young men and women with different backgrounds, identities and ideals. Right here, seemingly ordinary but full of fun humorous stories happen every day... Next, I have collected 60 classic lines from Love Apartment, welcome to check it out.

1) I am a genius, but it is a pity that God is jealous of talents. ——Zhang Wei

2) If Conan were alive, he would be angry like Mouri Kogoro! ——Sekiya

3) Is your head squeezed by the door? You are a daily person A dinosaur that has degenerated three times!——Zi Qiao

4) Phelps’ fake waterproof phone, a fake phone is just like a cow. ——Lv Ziqiao

5) In the entertainment industry, the water is too deep, and everyone is a woman. Tell me, why should women embarrass women? ——Tang Youyou

6) The train runs forward. It doesn’t matter where you go, the key is the scenery outside the window. ——Lu Ziqiao's "Love Apartment"

7) Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people. ——Hu Yifei

8) I only feel depressed when I am rejected. This is called lovelorn. ——Lu Zhanbo

9) A fool stole a beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and he was wanted. Drag him to the public security bureau, Mazi said, forget it for my sake... - Lin Wanyu

10) Maybe it’s not that your taste buds are broken, you should change your head. ——Guangu Magic

11) Either do your homework beforehand, or keep cheat sheets with you. ——Lu Ziqiao

12) A good man is me. I am Zeng Xiaoxian. ——Chen He

13) If you dare not face her, it means you have not really forgotten her. Now is the best opportunity to prove that all this is over. ——Lin Wanyu

14) With all the bachelors and masters wiped out, the male doctor can only protect himself. If he wants to defeat the female doctor, hehe, he can only rely on the saints. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

15) I admit that I like you very much. I have also been crazy, lost, and sad for you, but I can no longer convince myself to love you again. The world is too far away, and I cannot delay myself or you just because I am greedy for my own temporary satisfaction. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

16) Happiness is not the only purpose of doing one thing. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

17) Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately. This is an attitude towards life. ——Lv Ziqiao

18) Love comes quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other. ——Chen Meijia

19) I have experienced human life, from great sorrow to great joy and then to... Great sorrow. ——Zhang Wei

20) Don’t think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to care about you. ——Chen Meijia "Love Apartment"

21) Men, be more open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? There are no toads with three legs, but there are many women with two legs! Confucius said: Life is short, take pleasure in the moment. A hundred years is too long and we are seizing the day. ——Lu Ziqiao

22) Learning Feng Shui when you have time and occupying a tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to sell a house during your lifetime. ——Lu Ziqiao

23) Let me talk about you two: holding a kitchen knife in your hand to chop the wires, sparks and lightning along the way. Too tough. ——Hu Yifei

24) Although a man who buys you a diamond ring may not be trustworthy, a man who refuses to even buy you a diamond ring must be unreliable. ——Qin Yumo

25) Maybe one day, your brain will freeze, and then the next day you will be left with a bunch of broken things and a bandage. However, life must go on, because the sky is the limit. Everything will be peaceful, the good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, everyone, I am back. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

26) The two of them are only separated by a wall and have never met each other. Because one of them always walks to the left and the other always takes the elevator. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

27) Women are made of water, and Zhang Wei is made of nitrogen. ——The Miracle of Guangu

28) If a brainless person could fly, this would be an airport. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

29) As the saying goes: If it is frozen three feet, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven. ——Hu Yifei

30) Forgive you, that is God’s business.

My mission is to send you to see God! - Hu Yifei

31) What is your identity? At most, you have an ID card! - Hu Yifei

32) Sitting on the plane On the sea, I don’t know how big the world is. The blue and white clouds are connected and the horizon is endless. Sitting on the ocean liner, I don’t know how big the world is. The sea and blue sky are connected and boundless. The world can be said to be big or small. In my dictionary, there is no The distance between points is only the fate between hearts. ——Laura

33) Never gentle, never considerate, never unreasonable, never talk, hit, scold, or mess with. The new three obediences and four virtues. ——Hu Yifei

34) Men are all candles, they cannot light up unless they are lit. ——Hu Yifei

35) Maybe one day, your brain will freeze, leaving a bunch of broken things for the next day and a head of bandages. However, life must go on, because God Big things will all come to an end. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

36) A lover’s tears will make you drunk once you drop them, and your passionate heart will break when you rub them. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

37) For you, I am willing to go crazy again. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

38) You let me go, I left; you asked me to come back, I'm sorry, I have gone far. ——Li Jinming

39) Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals: I have the final say in my Spring and Autumn Period, whatever I like. ——Lu Ziqiao

40) There are so many weapons in China that you don’t learn, but practice swordsmanship. If you don't practice the upper sword, you practice the lower sword (cheap). If you don't practice the iron sword, you practice the silver sword. Congratulations, you have finally achieved the effect of combining man and sword into one - Swordman. ——Hu Yifei

41) Since ancient times, no one has died. He must die early or late. ——Lu Ziqiao

42) There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast. ——Lu Ziqiao

43) I will kill you with a mouthful of salt soda. ——Chen Meijia

44) When the left eye twitches, peach blossoms bloom; when the right eye twitches, chrysanthemums bloom. As the saying goes, just like a spring breeze coming overnight, in spring, those flowers bloom. ——Lu Ziqiao

45) The key is not what you think, but how you do it. ——Zhan Bo

46) Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to see each other again. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

47) The longer I stay with her, the more I like pigs, because pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people! ——Hu Yifei

48) Follow I bet, it's not about what you want, but what I have... - Zhang Wei

49) Don't compare yourself to me, I'm too lazy to compare with you. ——Lu Ziqiao

50) Don’t hit someone in the face, as a slap in the face will hurt your self-esteem. ——Zhang Wei

51) People will play many roles in their lives. If you are unhappy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you, so don’t lose it. ——Lu Ziqiao

52) You are not smart, and you still imitate others’ baldness! ——Hu Yifei

53) Look at your big face, every time I stand next to you I don’t have my cell phone Signal, you can't even see the sun when you walk on the road! - Meijia

54) The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good, not good. ——Lu Ziqiao

55) No matter how old we are, as long as we believe in youth in our hearts, we will always be young. ——Lu Xiaobu

56) We are two aspiring young people on the street on New Year’s Eve who are about to let their dreams fly. ——Lu Ziqiao

57) Read more, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more. ——Zeng Xiaoxian

58) Go out and bask in the sun again. If you get darker, no one will call you an idiot! ——Guan Gu Miraculous

59) After all, you are a The man screamed like a little Shenyang. ——Hu Yifei

60) You said that in the past, when advertisements were inserted in TV dramas, as soon as the advertisements came out, the audience all went to the toilet. . ——Zeng Xiaoxian