2. Do you know, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.
3. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should at least eat a pair of whales ...
4. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are mean, they will be invincible.
5. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it is not enough to use it.
6. My friends around me, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well.
7. I will give birth to a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, and others will say "Hao Shuai Dad" when they see me.
8. Work, take a step back, have a broad horizon, love, take a step back and go to the empty building.
9. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.
1. Money is not the problem, but no money!
11. I won't accept anyone when I'm drunk, so I'll hold the wall!
12. A female classmate is a little dark, and her boyfriend is a little white. One day, when she got a bad tongue in the dormitory, she suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras."
13. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.
14. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you. < p I said I was against it, and since then there has been darkness in the world
17. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the previous two. My words are over.
18. To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between cow A and cow C
19. My big name is God, my small name is Jesus, and my English name is God. My dharma number is Tathagata. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
21. The farmer's three fists hurt a little
22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, I was loved by everyone, but now I am a bitch.
23. I'm not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I'm afraid of teammates like pigs.
24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi (go someone else's way and let others have nowhere to go) < p It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because
27. Speak of the devil, get out of here as far as you can think
28. As long as you work hard, you can shit seriously
29. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon".
3. Lovers eventually become family members
31. Spring has come, and a flock of geese are flying north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while ...
32. Lie down where you fall
33. You think I'm HELLOKITTY if the tiger doesn't show off! .
34. Donkeys are full of thoughts ~
35. The highest level of self-help is to help the wall in and help the wall out.
36. Lost ...
37. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you come with me?
38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
39. Go to Google and Baidu.
4. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and hit your baby!
41. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
42. Don't look for me if there is nothing, and don't look for me if there is something.
43. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.
44. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ...
45. Grandpa came from his grandson ...
46. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! Give birth to this kind of weather!
47. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!
48. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.
49. Summer is just not good. When I am poor, I don't even have to drink the northwest wind ...
5. Do whatever you want!
51. Angels can fly because they think very little of themselves ...
52. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ...
53. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future,
54. Get out of my way as far as you think!
55. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
56. Boss, is money really that important to you? You've been talking for over three hours, and you haven't dropped a penny?
57. When I woke up, it was dark.
58. if I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to be the boss.
59. I am trying to lose weight every day except during meals, and you still say that I have no perseverance?
6. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
61. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready.
62. There is a very old legend-people who can see beautiful women in XX campus will live forever
63. Life is easy; Live, easy; Life is not easy.
64. I won't tell you if I kill you.
65. Nothing that money can solve is a problem.
66. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!
67. Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid to study?
68. How can you lose weight if you are not full?
69. Sleep is an art ―― no one can stop me from pursuing art..
7. The early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.
71. God, my clothes have lost weight again!
72. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "It".
73. I am different from you, because I am human.
74. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
75. I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk, so I'm very simple.
76. God has given us acne as well as youth.
77. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
78. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.
79. Mom's advice: Daughter, you need to eat a little properly to lose weight!
8. Spring is the season of colds and high emotions. Some people accidentally catch a cold, while others fall in love. I belong to the former.
81. I was also an infatuated seed, and it rained ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ and drowned.
82. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
83. I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
84. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill and press "CTRL+C". Then I can't stop "CTRL+V".
85. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I can't smash you.
86. Raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.
87. People are afraid of being famous and strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.
88. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.
89. If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.
9. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try several times in the surrounding trees.
91. Don't set your bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will always have to change it.
92. The happiest thing: sleep until you wake up naturally. Count the money and count the cramps in your hands. The saddest thing: sleep until your hand cramps, and count the money until you wake up naturally.
93. Loving is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability. The beauty of a woman is that she has no regrets when she is stupid, and the beauty of a man is that she lies and says "Hell in the daytime"
94. When will there be a bright moon? Ask her roommate for wine. I wonder if the handsome guy next door has a girlfriend.
95. You are afraid of a kitchen knife.
96. Money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!
97. Boys are poor, or they don't know how to struggle, and girls are rich, or they are coaxed away with a piece of cake.
98. A scholar plays dead for a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery for a lover.
99. Fate shuffles the cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!
1. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror. When we were old, the mirror was even.