When a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

3. Men choose women and aim at their faces; Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.

4. Women remarry out of anger; Men remarry for luck.

5, men are always jealous of women's coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed. Women are always afraid of men, and they are not jealous of men when they go to bed.

6. Behind a successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman, there are a lot of men's support.

7. A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.

8. Men are the price of women; Women are trademarks of men.

9. A man's passport is ability; A woman's passport is her face.

10, after a man falls in love with a woman, he can write poems; When a woman falls in love with a man, she dreams.

1 1, men talk a lot after drinking; Women talk a lot after marriage.

12, men are created by God according to the needs of the world; Women are created by God according to men's needs.

13, men's specialty is lying, and women's housekeeping skill is coquetry.

14, it is a kind of happiness for a woman to kiss a man; It's luck for a man to kiss a woman.

15, women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

16, when a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

17, a smart woman will marry a man who loves her; A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.

18, when a lover, a woman will make a man's heart ache; As a wife, women can give men a headache.

19, men like to bait fishing for love, and women like to watch love at all costs.

20. A man who swears for a woman is ridiculous; A man who makes a fortune for a woman is lovely.

2 1. If a man asks for a divorce, it is often because he no longer likes his wife. If a woman asks for a divorce, it is often that her husband no longer likes her.

22. If a woman insists on celibacy, people will think there is something wrong with her; When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he is enterprising.

23. Women insist on celibacy because they can't find a good partner, while men insist on celibacy because they can't find a partner.

24. Women are used to betting on love; Men are used to betting on marriage.

25. Women can tolerate unhappy marriages and can't tolerate unhappy love; Men can tolerate unhappy love, but not unhappy marriage.

26. There must be an unfortunate love behind a melancholy woman; There must be an unhappy marriage behind a skinny man.

27. Women are good-looking and make men fall in love quickly; Men's sweet words make women happy to be left in love.

28, men pursue women, such as across a mountain; Women's pursuit of men is like a layer of paper.

29, a man can often catch up with the woman he likes; A woman often can't get the man she loves.

30. A woman always wants her to be his last woman; A man always wants him to be her first man.

3 1, the way men get love is to attack quickly and embrace the flame of love in the burning; The way for a woman to get love is to infiltrate slowly, and then taste the fragrance of love in peace.

32. For women, cosmetics are self-confidence; For men, cosmetics are an illusion.

33. Men are smart when they are in love; Women in love are stupid.

34. The way men test women is to fly away; The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.

35. A woman's happiness lies in that she really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

36. Men love to simplify complicated processes; Women like to complicate simple things.

37. Men ruthlessly treat their first lover as a disposable drink, and throw it away after satisfying their desires; A woman fondly regards her first lover as the milk that nurtures an adult, and savors his aftertaste all her life.

38. Men fall in love because they have nothing to do; Women fall in love because of curiosity.

39. Men want their girlfriends to experience as little as possible; Women want their boyfriends to experience as much as possible.

40. Men use their eyes when they are in love; Women are cautious when they are in love.

4 1, men's eyes depend on radiation; And a woman's heart depends on conduction.

42. A man with a lover will have a sense of accomplishment, and a woman with a lover will feel guilty.

43. Men become miserable after falling in love; Women become neurotic after falling in love.

44. Women are eager for each other's naked hearts in the process of love; In the process of love, men long for each other's naked bodies.

45. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.

46. Men's eyes depend on radiation; And a woman's heart depends on conduction.

47. Men's pursuit of women is a quick victory, but the result is often mushrooming; When women pursue men, they penetrate slowly, but they can grind away stones.

48. The way men test women is to fly away; The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.

49. Men become miserable after falling in love; Women become neurotic after falling in love.

50. Men cheat because of impulse; Women have affairs because they are bored.

5 1, a woman's beautiful face is a fascinating soup that makes men dump; A man's sweet words are the killer weapon to get a woman into her arms.

52. Men love to make the complicated process simple; Women like to complicate simple things.

53. Men ruthlessly treat their first lover as a disposable drink, and throw it away after satisfying their desires; A woman fondly regards her first lover as the milk that nurtures an adult, and savors his aftertaste all her life.

54. If men don't make money, women will be anxious; Men make money, women regret it.

55. The poorest people will not bargain for food; The richest woman has to bargain when buying food.

56. Men want their girlfriends to experience as little as possible; Women want their boyfriends to experience as much as possible.

57. Men want to be women's first love; A woman wants to be a man's last lover.

58. Men are like old wine, which becomes more and more precious as time goes by; Women are like fresh milk, with a short shelf life.

59. Too beautiful women make men lose their desires; Men with too much money make women feel insecure.

60. A woman who is lovelorn will feel empty; Men feel tired when they get love.

6 1, men are afraid of others saying that they are small; Women are afraid of being said to be old.

62. Women use patient makeup to cover up their faces; Men hide their content by pretending to be deep.

63. A woman's youth marks a kind of value; And a man's youth is superficial.

64. A woman's gentleness is a trap; The depth of a person is an empty room.

65. Men like to boast about his brave pursuit; Women like to boast of her rational refusal.

66. When a man cries, people will think that he is weak; Women cry and people feel pity.

67. A man's love is a kind of enjoyment; Women's feelings are a kind of depravity.

68. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties; Women are willing to listen to men show off their success.

69. In language, a woman is like a funnel and a man is like a container. In life, men are like funnels and women are like containers.

70. The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives are drunk and pestering friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

7 1, women's expectations of men are rising faster than prices; Men's feelings for women have become more diligent than the stock market.

72. Women hope that love will always be on the road; Men want to go home in love.

73. Men will become strong when they are in love; Women will become more delicate in love.

74. Men fall in love because of recklessness; Women fall in love because they can't dodge.

75. Men are prone to farsightedness in love; Women are prone to myopia in love.

76. Women have learned to talk in their sleep; Men have given up swearing.

77, men have an affair is reflected in the work is getting busy; Women's affairs are reflected in the fact that the dishes they cook are getting salty.

78. When a woman tells you that she hates you, she likes you. When a man says he hates you, he really hates you.

79. Women are kind because they are stupid; Men are stupid because they are kind.

Before the age of 80 to 40, women have the impulse to change husbands; After forty, men have the impulse to change wives.

8 1, men dare to promise anything; Women dare to want anything.

82. Men are women's world; Women are men's moons.

83. A man's personality is redundant; A woman's mind is superfluous.

84. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman actively; It is premeditated for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.

85. Men devote themselves to it; Women are too devoted to themselves.

86. Men look forward to the results when flowers bloom; Women think of fallen leaves in the flower season.

87. When a group of women get together, they will discuss appearance issues. When a group of men get together, they will discuss wealth.

88. What a woman leaves behind after falling in love is a wound; And men will leave calluses after falling in love.

89. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

90. Women realize that their beauty is a man's sorrow; Men realize that their talents are women's happiness.

9 1, women are full of fantasies when they are gentle; Men are full of longing when they are gentle.

92. Men's love means richness and maturity; When a woman is in love, it means simplicity, which means slipping into the abyss.

93. A woman's love is like walking into nature; A man's love is like walking into the basement.

94. A man's love is like a walk in his leisure time; A woman's love is like looking for a lost key.

95. When a man is in love, he wants nothing from each other; When women are in love, they want everything from each other.

96. It is difficult for a man to have sex with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier and easier in the future; It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later.

97. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money; A man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

98. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

99. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

100, before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well; After marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

Complete works of classic quotations in one sentence

1. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand forever, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half peaceful in the soil, half flying in the wind, half in the shade, half bathed in the sun, very silent and proud, not relying on or looking for.

There will always be more or less problems in life. Many times when we are faced with choices, there will always be hesitation and hesitation, but no matter what kind of decision we make, we must believe in ourselves, don't worry about the past, and don't regret missing it.

Don't lose your smile even if you lose everything. A girl who loves to laugh is not too bad luck. Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who will fall in love with your smile ... You don't have that many viewers, so don't be so tired.

There are many multiple choice questions in life. Choose what suits you, what you want to do, and what you don't regret. In the drama of life, be the protagonist of your own life, interpret your own life, don't live for the eyes of others, and don't escape because you are afraid of reality.

We go forward bravely with good hope, get up after falling, try again after failing, always believe that tomorrow will be better, and always believe that no matter how ordinary we are, we will have our own happiness. This is the most splendid scenery in ordinary life.

6. If you want to get out of the shadow, let your face face the sun; If you want to say goodbye to cowardice, let your heart become strong through experience; If you want to get rid of ordinary life, try to fly proudly.

7. People can't help but think about themselves and see what kind of person they are. If they don't do well, the future will change when you make up your mind to change yourself.

8. On the road of life, it doesn't matter how big the goal is and how far the hope is. The most real thing is that you can exist peacefully every day, and your inner injustice, entanglement and even resentment will make your character unfair or upside down.

9. Pursuit is a goal, an ideal and an illusion that can never be realized. Pursuit doesn't matter whether it is high or low. Have you ever had an ideal or fantasy in life? No matter whether ideals and fantasies can be realized, life can't be without goals and pursuits.

10, how many days are doomed, and all seemingly lucky and coincidental things come from silent efforts.

1 1. Happiness and pain never come to one person at the same time, but if you pursue one and experience it, you will almost always experience the other, just like two bodies under the command of the same brain.

12, if you don't experience the ups and downs of life, I'm afraid you won't even be sad and disappointed. How can we understand the true meaning of life? Only keep your heart natural all the time. Whether you are proud or frustrated, you should keep a peaceful mind.

13, the situation is hard to change, you can only change your attitude towards it. People should not only live, but also live well, live poetically and pursue a perfect life. When a country has no dignity, all people will have no dignity.

14 You know, in your heart, there is only one kind of magic, one kind of strength and one kind of happiness, and that is love. So, love pain. Don't disobey the pain, don't escape the pain, and taste the sweetness in the depths of the pain.

15, stick to the end and you will laugh at the end. A person can overcome himself or improve himself. No one knows what will happen next second. As long as you don't give up this second, there may be a miracle in the next second.

16, I don't know whether I am becoming more and more independent or more guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only reliable thing is myself. Learn to live alone, whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love.

Complete works of classic quotations in one sentence

Lead: Some people say that meeting the right person is not a strong temptation, but a long-term peace of mind. You know, "he won't leave", no matter how down and out and unkempt you are, he won't leave. You don't have to pretend to be so nice and cute. He likes you the most natural way now.

1. Learn to connect your strengths with the world and get used to disconnecting your weaknesses from the world.

2, the weak, always like to explain the results with reasons.

3. What we have been looking for is what we already have; We always look around, but we miss what we want, which is why we can't get what we want so far.

4. Love is a colorful balloon, and no matter how gorgeous the color is, it can't stand the stinging of the needle tip.

In this world, it is never how you treat a person, so he should treat you. To say that love should be selfless is not to say that it is noble, but that people are different. When you give, you shouldn't expect something in return. Pay me luck, not my life.

6, those tears that can't go back are often defeated by a comfort.

7. Too much consideration of other people's feelings is a kind of disapproval of yourself. When you think about what others think of everything you do, you are actually giving up on yourself. A person who lives in the eyes of others forever is equal to never having existed.

8. I don't believe in the lines of the palm, but I believe in the power of the palm and fingers.

9. Every trip to a foreign culture can be a new coordinate that makes life zero, and the heart of a happy child is lively and brilliant again.

10, want to experience the fate of spiral decline, want to put yourself in a place where there is no solution and no way out, and clench your fist in constant active abandonment.

1 1, our life is just a handful of time borrowed from the years, crowned with our own names and followed the order of our own lives.

12, love is always so strange, obviously caring about everything, but finally forgiving everything.

13, we don't meet in the future, we don't love in the past, and every moment in the present is the only moment in life. Live well in the present, and live well in life.

14, to make your future easy and effortless, you have to make up your mind to let go of the past.

15. Time is a good medicine. Mastering it well is the antidote. If you waste it, it is poison.

16, the real tenacity should be to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily, speak incisively and vividly without hesitation.

17, love in infancy follows the principle: "I love because I am loved." Mature love follows the principle: "I am loved because I love my lover." Immature love is: "I love you because I need you." Mature love is: "I need you because I love you."

18, this rough world will not be gentle with you, it will always be sharp and harsh, but everything is fair in front of strength.

19, when people are vulnerable, they will become insecure. If they are insecure, they will become sensitive, and then they will think about it, especially when they encounter things they care about. Therefore, only by making yourself independent and strong can you get inner peace.

20, busy, not necessarily tired, I don't know why I am busy, really tired.

2 1, be worthy of yourself and others.

22. If you are a lion and people call you a dog, you won't really become a dog, so don't be angry about it; If you are a dog and others praise you as a lion, you won't really become a lion. There is no need to be happy about it. Therefore, the admiration of others will not make you better; Other people's accusations won't make you worse, and there's nothing to stick to. Don't care too much about other people's comments, just be the best you can be.

Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

24. I finally understand that some roads can only be taken by one person. People who invite their peers will spend the rainy season with them, but one day they will be separated at a ferry.

25. Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends.

Everyone's heart is a city. Love can destroy the city as well as the whole city. After all, the city still belongs to others, and the people who have been waiting for the siege all our lives come too early or too late.

27, two people fall in love, no matter how long, one day break up. Please don't hate each other, but thank them for giving you a wonderful time. Some people say that the other person does not really love himself, but only uses and deceives himself. Even so, you should not hate it, but despise it. Resentment is a strong emotion, and the important principle of life is to save feelings. Despise is not to waste your feelings on people who are not worth it.

28. In Ashes of Time, Maggie Cheung, dressed in red, leans against the window and says flatly, "I always thought I won, and I didn't know I lost until one day I looked in the mirror. At my best, the person I love most is not with me. "

29, you can know what you want is not easy, there is no need to change yourself for those so-called labels.

30. If we walk step by step and never resist the burden of life, we are a brave person.

3 1. If you can't find a reason to stick to it, find a reason to start over. Life is so simple.

32. The reason why you are so unhappy is probably because you take others too seriously.

In the end, we will all understand that the most important thing in dealing with people is not sweet words, looks and money, but whether you and his world outlook and attitude towards life are consistent. In the adult world, only people with the same values will get along more comfortably and for a longer time.

34. Love or friendship: I would rather leave proudly than exist humbly; I would rather give up with a smile than have it with a cry.

Don't ask others if they love you, no matter how they answer. A person who loves you will not hide it, but will let you know in various ways.

Do what you are afraid to do, and then you will find out, but that's all.

In fact, the most comfortable and reassuring feeling for a person is to feel like a good person.

38. There is no "better way". There is only one way, which is the one you choose. The key is that you should bravely go up and keep going.

There are three ways to solve all problems: accept, change and leave.

40. Why can't an old bosom friend become an old friend in the end? The stranger in the coming year is the closest XXX yesterday.

4 1, let's go, the road you walked. Look, the scenery you see. Feel your mood at that time.

42, in fact, between people, all rely on a heart; Love and affection are based on one inch of true feelings and need to care for each other. Heart to heart is heart to heart.

43. Sometimes you will stand on your lonely hill and think that dust will be more forward-looking than others.

44. Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

45. Be optimistic and be happy. Life is short. Don't waste time on things that are not worth mentioning.

We fought all the way, not to change the world, but to stop the world from changing us.

47. Of all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.

48. I will love you forever if you like. If you don't like it, I will miss you forever.

49, fate, need to grasp, but also know how to cherish. Knowing how to cherish will last long; Knowing how to be grateful is worth having.

50. Appearance is an indispensable capital for women. In fact, when two people chat again, after meeting, it is still appearance that determines everything. Externally, two people are together, internally, for how long.

A classic quotation, the most classic sentence.

1, slowly find that loving someone is destroying the original self.

2. Can you refuse all ambiguity for me and for me who loves you?

3, block all your news, but you can't block this heart.

The so-called growing up means underestimating what was originally valued and attaching importance to what was originally underestimated.

I have been paying attention to you in every way you know or don't know.

6, lovelorn is not terrible, the terrible thing is that you have been unable to let go.

7. You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

8. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red, but their eyes are red and their hearts are black.

9. Memories are wonderful, as long as you can let go of the past.

10, the lost possession is not what it used to be.

1 1, some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people, they are destined to be irreplaceable.

12, I like you, it's none of your business. Dare you like me? .

13, you once gave me the whole world in an instant, but you made me lose the whole world in an instant.

14, life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that could not be played back.

15, waiting, what a long thing, accompanying you.

16, skipping classes is a carnival for one person. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

17, no heartless person has ever dedicated his heart to someone.

18, endure for a while, calm down, take a step back and broaden your horizons.

19, people are ordinary because they can't surpass themselves.

20. No matter how big the world is, I still met you. The world is small, but I still lost you.

2 1. Sometimes, women are unreasonable because they love you too much.

22. The most painful thing in the world is not how to choose, but no choice.

23, forgetting, does not mean betrayal, is another way to commemorate.

24. You never know how much people who miss you love you.

25. In a world without you, even breathing is depressing.

26. No matter how beautiful love and feelings are, they can never resist the cruelty and reality of time.

27. Your world, as soon as I entered, I lost my way.

28. When I was a child, I cried and laughed, and when I grew up, I laughed and cried.

29, happiness, just a state of mind, is to let your heart learn to smile.

30, leave a place, the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you.

3 1, everything can heal, scars forget the pain, but love can't.

32. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity.

33. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.

34. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.

35. I loved, hurt and cried before I knew that if it wasn't mine, I shouldn't have it.

36. Not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

37. Who, like me, keeps changing his signature just to make someone feel something.

38. Looking at the back, I was fascinated by thousands of troops, and suddenly turned around and scared millions of heroes.

The saddest person who can make you cry is the one you love, and the happiest person who can make you laugh is the one who loves you.

40. A man can never resist a woman's small temper, and a woman can never resist a man's sweet words.