Crayon Shinchan Classic Quotations 1. Be sure to say sorry if you do something wrong, because everyone in kindergarten has to do it.
2. Xiao Xin: Meiya, I lost last time, and I won this time. Meiya: Why did you call twice in a row? Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?
3. Lie down where you fall.
4. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.
5. Dad: You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father.
6. Meiya: Xiao Xin, have you learned 10 times this semester? Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once. Meiya: Then why are there ten honor cards that can't be forgotten? Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.
7, really, mom is so loud, if you want to be big, make your ass bigger.
8, hard work is a gift, the tortoise can also win the rabbit!
9, the weak will not forgive others, because "forgiveness" is the proof of the strong.
10, Mom: Mom and Dad have something to do tonight and will be back very late. Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired! Mom: Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.
1 1. Mom: Don't go to school alone to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers. Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me. Mom: Why? Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.
12, Meiya: I thought you were doing your homework, but in fact you were playing video games. Xiao Xin: It's not my fault. Meiya: Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: That's right. You walk so quietly.
Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: What's the big deal! Kitten: Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.
14, Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her. Mom: Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan! Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!
15, I have two ears with flexible switches. I am sensitive to receiving important information, but I turn a deaf ear to my mother's orders, and I can distort what others say, which makes people laugh and cry.
16, Meiya: Swimming is really good. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Meiya: You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
17, Meiya: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again. Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV. Meiya: Then what are you doing? Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.
18, sometimes I think about myself, who do I look like, neither father nor mother, what do you think? I have a super invincible brain, the highest IQ, extraordinary imagination and even a different way of thinking. No one can understand my thoughts. I can embarrass adults anytime, anywhere and look for teeth everywhere.
19, mom, don't talk to uncles you don't know.
20, happy at first, will eventually be sad.
Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard? Fish shop owner: No Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.
22. Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, but you only got 50 points. Xiao Xin: I did as you said. Mom: What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.
23. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you said that you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right? Meiya: That's right. Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.
24. Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.
25. Hello, everyone! I'm Nohara Nosuke. Everyone calls me Xinxin. I am five years old. My favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is super action hero!
26. Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!
27. Children nowadays really can't help it.
28. As long as it is a physical thing, it will break down one day, so don't care too much.
I will remember it until I forget it.
30. I am a child with special instinct. I am very naughty and often make others angry. There's nothing I can do. But sometimes there is a lovely side, which often makes everyone laugh until they are hurt. But if you have a child like me in your family, I promise you won't laugh. If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents.
3 1, Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment. Teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.
32. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!
Meiya: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting line. Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting line. Meiya: What have you lost? Xiao Xin: Legacy.
34. Teacher: Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ... Xiao Xin: For example, double airbags.
35. Dreams don't escape, but they always escape from themselves.
36. A guy who thinks he is strong enough actually has no strong qualifications.
37. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!
Crayon Shinchan Classic Quotations 2 1, kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!" Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."
2. Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it again? " Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment".
3. Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " Xiao Xin: "The time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!" "
4. Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you see that? " Sister: "Anyway, you totally push".
5. Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice?" Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?"
6. Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? " Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."
7. Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard?" Sister: "It's all because of you." Xiao Xin: "Me?" Sister: "Yes, someone in our family must be promising!" " "
8. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "." Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma?" Xiao Xin: "No, the left and right students have different answers, which makes me in a dilemma."
9. Hello, everyone! I'm Nohara Nosuke. Everyone calls me Xinxin. I am five years old. My favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is super action hero!
10, Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you pick 10 times this semester?" Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once." Meiya: "Then how can there be ten unforgettable honor cards?" Xiao Xin: "I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins".
1 1, Xiao Xin: "Do you have soy sauce?" Fish shop owner: "No" Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?" Fish shop owner: "No" Xiao Xin: "I dare to open a shop without anything."
12, Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish" Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid?" Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.
13, teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you want to think about your parents when you do such a thing? " Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "
14, Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again." Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV." Meiya: "What are you doing?" Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong."
15, Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her." Meiya: "Xiao Xin is really caring, please give it to her 10 yuan!" " Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? " Xiao Xin: "She only sells sausages!" "
16, Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right" Xiao Xin: "Well, today is the last chapter of the series. You can't stop me from reading it."
17, Xiao Kui: "Brother, what should we do if there are delinquent teenagers blackmailing us?" Xiao Xin: "Run, chase him" Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them?" Xiao Xin: "I just need to outrun you" (Wow, Xiao Xin, smelly boy ~ ~)
18, teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like …" Xiao Xin: "Like double airbags".
19, sometimes I wonder who I look like, neither my father nor my mother. What do you think? I have a super invincible brain, the highest IQ, extraordinary imagination and a different way of thinking. No one can understand my thoughts. I can embarrass adults anytime, anywhere.
20. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." Xiao Xin:No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: "My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow."
2 1, teacher: "Now, I am in the' first aid' class, and someone is injured. What should I do first? " Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation?"
22. I am a child with special instinct. I am very naughty and often make others angry. There's nothing I can do. But sometimes there is a lovely side, which often makes everyone laugh until they are hurt. But if you have a child like me in your family, I promise you won't laugh. If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents.
23. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done a good job in your homework recently." Xiao Xin: "It's all pol. Teacher: "What is the relationship between sweeping pornography and homework?" Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at me doing my homework at home. "
24. I have two ears that can be switched flexibly. I am sensitive to receiving important information, but I turn a deaf ear to my mother's instructions. I can also distort what others say, making people laugh and cry.
25. Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said." Meiya: "What did I say?" Xiao Xin: "You said if only I was half my sister's".
Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but I didn't expect you to play video games." Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault." Meiya: "Is it my fault?" Xiao Xin: Yes, who told you to walk so lightly?
Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point." Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point." Meiya: "What have you lost?" Xiao Xin: "Inheritance".
28. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Laugh at the grave."
29. Teacher: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?" Xiao Xin: "Pan."
30. In short, this is me, like me!
3 1, Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But none of my classmates will go with me." Meiya: "Why?" Xiao Kui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother".
32. Guang Zhi: "You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father.
33. Meiya: "My parents have something to do tonight and will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring!" " Meiya: "Why?" Xiao Xin: "I will get tired of watching TV."
34. Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer cram school is over. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time. Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! "