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Classic quotations from crayon Shinchan
Crayon Shinchan is a cartoon created by Yoshito Usui. 1990 began to be serialized in the weekly comic action in August. 1992, an animation of the same name based on comics was broadcast on Asahi TV. The following are the classic quotations of crayon Shinchan, please refer to them!

Crayon Shinchan Classic Quotations 1. Be sure to say sorry if you do something wrong, because everyone in kindergarten has to do it.

2. Xiao Xin: Meiya, I lost last time, and I won this time. Meiya: Why did you call twice in a row? Xiao Xin: Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?

3. Lie down where you fall.

4. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment.

5. Dad: You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father.

6. Meiya: Xiao Xin, have you learned 10 times this semester? Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once. Meiya: Then why are there ten honor cards that can't be forgotten? Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.

7, really, mom is so loud, if you want to be big, make your ass bigger.

8, hard work is a gift, the tortoise can also win the rabbit!

9, the weak will not forgive others, because "forgiveness" is the proof of the strong.

10, Mom: Mom and Dad have something to do tonight and will be back very late. Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired! Mom: Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

1 1. Mom: Don't go to school alone to avoid being blackmailed by bad teenagers. Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me. Mom: Why? Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

12, Meiya: I thought you were doing your homework, but in fact you were playing video games. Xiao Xin: It's not my fault. Meiya: Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: That's right. You walk so quietly.

Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: What's the big deal! Kitten: Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

14, Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her. Mom: Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan! Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!

15, I have two ears with flexible switches. I am sensitive to receiving important information, but I turn a deaf ear to my mother's orders, and I can distort what others say, which makes people laugh and cry.

16, Meiya: Swimming is really good. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Meiya: You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

17, Meiya: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again. Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV. Meiya: Then what are you doing? Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.

18, sometimes I think about myself, who do I look like, neither father nor mother, what do you think? I have a super invincible brain, the highest IQ, extraordinary imagination and even a different way of thinking. No one can understand my thoughts. I can embarrass adults anytime, anywhere and look for teeth everywhere.

19, mom, don't talk to uncles you don't know.

20, happy at first, will eventually be sad.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard? Fish shop owner: No Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

22. Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, but you only got 50 points. Xiao Xin: I did as you said. Mom: What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

23. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you said that you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right? Meiya: That's right. Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.

24. Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.

25. Hello, everyone! I'm Nohara Nosuke. Everyone calls me Xinxin. I am five years old. My favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is super action hero!

26. Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!

27. Children nowadays really can't help it.

28. As long as it is a physical thing, it will break down one day, so don't care too much.

I will remember it until I forget it.

30. I am a child with special instinct. I am very naughty and often make others angry. There's nothing I can do. But sometimes there is a lovely side, which often makes everyone laugh until they are hurt. But if you have a child like me in your family, I promise you won't laugh. If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents.

3 1, Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment. Teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

32. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

Meiya: Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting line. Xiao Xin: I have already lost at the starting line. Meiya: What have you lost? Xiao Xin: Legacy.

34. Teacher: Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ... Xiao Xin: For example, double airbags.

35. Dreams don't escape, but they always escape from themselves.

36. A guy who thinks he is strong enough actually has no strong qualifications.

37. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!

Crayon Shinchan Classic Quotations 2 1, kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!" Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman."

2. Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it again? " Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment".

3. Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " Xiao Xin: "The time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!" "

4. Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you see that? " Sister: "Anyway, you totally push".

5. Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice?" Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?"

6. Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? " Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."

7. Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard?" Sister: "It's all because of you." Xiao Xin: "Me?" Sister: "Yes, someone in our family must be promising!" " "

8. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "." Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma?" Xiao Xin: "No, the left and right students have different answers, which makes me in a dilemma."

9. Hello, everyone! I'm Nohara Nosuke. Everyone calls me Xinxin. I am five years old. My favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear pattern is super action hero!

10, Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you pick 10 times this semester?" Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once." Meiya: "Then how can there be ten unforgettable honor cards?" Xiao Xin: "I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins".

1 1, Xiao Xin: "Do you have soy sauce?" Fish shop owner: "No" Xiao Xin: "Do you sell mustard?" Fish shop owner: "No" Xiao Xin: "I dare to open a shop without anything."

12, Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish" Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid?" Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

13, teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser? Don't you want to think about your parents when you do such a thing? " Xiao Xin: "I just thought about it before I did it. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "

14, Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again." Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV." Meiya: "What are you doing?" Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong."

15, Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park, and I want to help her." Meiya: "Xiao Xin is really caring, please give it to her 10 yuan!" " Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? " Xiao Xin: "She only sells sausages!" "

16, Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" Meiya: "That's right" Xiao Xin: "Well, today is the last chapter of the series. You can't stop me from reading it."

17, Xiao Kui: "Brother, what should we do if there are delinquent teenagers blackmailing us?" Xiao Xin: "Run, chase him" Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them?" Xiao Xin: "I just need to outrun you" (Wow, Xiao Xin, smelly boy ~ ~)

18, teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like …" Xiao Xin: "Like double airbags".

19, sometimes I wonder who I look like, neither my father nor my mother. What do you think? I have a super invincible brain, the highest IQ, extraordinary imagination and a different way of thinking. No one can understand my thoughts. I can embarrass adults anytime, anywhere.

20. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." Xiao Xin:No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: "My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow."

2 1, teacher: "Now, I am in the' first aid' class, and someone is injured. What should I do first? " Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation?"

22. I am a child with special instinct. I am very naughty and often make others angry. There's nothing I can do. But sometimes there is a lovely side, which often makes everyone laugh until they are hurt. But if you have a child like me in your family, I promise you won't laugh. If you don't believe me, you can ask my parents.

23. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done a good job in your homework recently." Xiao Xin: "It's all pol. Teacher: "What is the relationship between sweeping pornography and homework?" Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at me doing my homework at home. "

24. I have two ears that can be switched flexibly. I am sensitive to receiving important information, but I turn a deaf ear to my mother's instructions. I can also distort what others say, making people laugh and cry.

25. Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said." Meiya: "What did I say?" Xiao Xin: "You said if only I was half my sister's".

Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but I didn't expect you to play video games." Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault." Meiya: "Is it my fault?" Xiao Xin: Yes, who told you to walk so lightly?

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point." Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point." Meiya: "What have you lost?" Xiao Xin: "Inheritance".

28. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now let's test that you use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Laugh at the grave."

29. Teacher: "What will tadpoles become when they grow up?" Xiao Xin: "Pan."

30. In short, this is me, like me!

3 1, Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But none of my classmates will go with me." Meiya: "Why?" Xiao Kui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother".

32. Guang Zhi: "You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father.

33. Meiya: "My parents have something to do tonight and will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring!" " Meiya: "Why?" Xiao Xin: "I will get tired of watching TV."

34. Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer cram school is over. Why don't you listen? I hate people who don't come home on time. Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! "