1. "Love from Mo Li" Author: Luo Ye/Luo Ye Zi

Copywriting:

Shen Yifan is the kind of person who

takes a fancy to it and will definitely fight for it, but with a smile on his face, he has put a condom on you

, which is called "rotten son" < This is called "poison tongue"

When the attack of healthy energy meets with uncomfortable feelings

When the attack of black belly meets with poison tongue

When gay meets a man who is not very straight ...

2. The Wild Beast BY frost wyrm

Copywriting:

Yang Fei, with the character of a wild leopard, is arrogant, cold and heartless. In order to protect himself,

Bai Fengyao, a high-quality prince with a handsome appearance but a deep heart, has patience and perseverance like a spider, waiting for his prey to be caught.

These two best friends from junior high school to university are inseparable because of an ulterior secret. The truth of the secret is actually ...

"I know that I am a very excessive person, selfish, stingy, arrogant, arrogant, ready to lose my temper and hit people ... and I am a despicable villain, relying on you.

Bai Fengyao stared at Yang Fei with a gentle expression as if even the light could penetrate.

"Fei can use me any way he likes, because I have something you want to use, right? Just like this, it is enough to make me happy and want to cry.

3. "Don't open the door" Author: Late Return (Undercover, Strong Attack and Strong Suffering)

Introduction: An Chenghai: Once an elite of special forces, he suddenly retired eight years ago, and no one knows where he went. For eight years, he has been sneaking among gangs, stealing secrets from them and giving them to the police. Ding Yi: Ranked sixth, he was the least favored candidate at that time. Su Yanyi also ignored Ding Yi, who was under seventeen years old, and thought that he could not win the position of Wang and supported Ding Yi's eldest brother Ding Hao.

However, to everyone's surprise, Ding Yi defeated Ding Hao, who was just one step away from becoming the leader, and quickly became the 17th generation leader of Qinglong Gang. The shock of people's glasses has not passed yet. In just one year, Ding Yi eliminated the confusion left over by brothers to seize the position of Wang, and expanded the power of Qinglong Gang to twice that of before. His skill greatly exceeded that of his ancestors, which made everyone wonder that shine on you was better than Blue.

Up to now, Ding Yi, who has never appeared in front of people like his parents, has become a mythical figure in the underworld.

4. "Nerve Police Station" Author: Green wildebeest (black belly attacks white rabbits)

Content Description:

Xiao Zhou's official's son is a super white rabbit cared for by his powerful father and powerful brother. The biggest rebellion in life is to be a policeman! ! ! Under the care of Wang Heng, my brother's good friend, he ran wild in the public security bureau, furious and resentful, and was finally kicked to the famous "nerve police station" of the branch. Xiao Zhou's official's son drove a BMW to work and found that this place is really hidden dragon, crouching tiger, hidden dragon. . . .

5. "The Last Card" Author: Zhang Dingding (Iceberg Attacks Rogues)

Introduction:

Lin Yue is an idiot. In the words of modern petty bourgeoisie, EQ has obvious defects. The 27-year-old leftover man is doing all kinds of manual work and living a leisurely life. And after a small car accident, he had a king of cards in his mind. From then on ..... both of them started their unwilling lives ...

Iceberg attack possessed hooligans who were attacked by hooligans who were angry and drew cards

6. "Let me be your brother" Author: Liangwu (black belly attacks straight men and beguiles love)

Summary:

When it comes to long men, people usually think of a tall and steady man.

but what if a long man is not so successful?

Well, this is a story about a long man. Although the title of the article is extremely small white, it is not a small white article ...

8. "I am a bowl of braised pork" Author: Charming little witch (NP, three attacks and one reception, warm and funny campus article)

Introduction: Name: Ji Xiaoyan

Identity: freshman of HB University of Science and Technology.

Others: I like cats and hate dogs ...

Famous saying: I don't feel sorry for it!

In a daze, Ji Xiaoyan suffered the most devastating thing in history on the first day of school. What? Gangster boss in school? Turned out to be the "Doumyouji Tsukasa" who vomited all over himself? And the student president who is gentle but dark all day, why does he stare at himself with a smile every day? Plus, with a cold but handsome day as a mentor, does he want to live?

no! My college life!

9. I'm a rogue. Who am I afraid of? by Puppet Puppet Teacher (I'm straightforward when I'm black, and I'm relaxed and humorous when I'm strong)

Excerpt:

"I've never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs walk."

if you are an idiot, your girlfriend will definitely tell you so.

"damn it, I eat more salt than you do!" "

if you don't agree with your elders, your father will definitely tell you so.

"ya, you haven't seen who I am? Bring the protection fee. "

By the way, I grabbed your clothes that I don't know good or bad. They are fierce. Only those who have no lining and think they are more confident than your parents to teach you a lesson ...

That one must be a hooligan.

nowadays, this profession is becoming popular.

Think about what a great profession hooliganism was before. In War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's time, all the traitors were hooligans. During the Cultural Revolution, those who were called hooligans were all intellectuals.

so in the 21st century, people have to cry. The rogue industry is full of 25, and those with a little skill have become underworld. Back then ...

Raise your hand.

1. "Miserable University Life" Author: Feng Nong (Brothers' Writing, Campus Funny Style)

Introduction:

Bright smile like sunshine, cheerful no matter what bad things happen. A handsome guy with a popular face that makes girls scream and can't make anyone lose their temper with him. He Yongqi, tall, handsome, first-class and dazzling. This is his cousin and his college roommate. Just, this is just the appearance-even his mother and little aunt were cheated by him, nominally helping each other, but in fact-he, Liang Shaotong, became He Yongqi's servant from now on. Everyone thinks that he is the most special existence for the perfect He Yongqi, but only he understands it. When He Yongqi decided to go to the same university with him, the miserable university life has been his inescapable fate.

11. "The Corner" Author: Cool Fog (sweet, warm, black-bellied, warm and uncomfortable, you chase me away)

Introduction: between people, talk about fate.

fate is wonderful.

As the saying goes, it takes ten years to build a boat, and a hundred years to build a pillow. It can be seen that the edge is also deep and shallow. Deep, entangled in life; Shallow, pass by.

Then what is between me and Xing Feng?

... doomed love?

it's only a short time when I was a child. After that, everyone inevitably went to different forks in the road. Drifting away, spring grass is growing, some people have unlimited scenery along the way, and some people have a bumpy road. Why? Why do two completely different roads bend around a big circle and then bump into each other? !

Dear God of Destiny, if you are really in charge of our reunion and watch the drama with a cheerful look, then I will say three words to you with deep affection:

Fuck-you-Niang!

-On a certain day of a certain year, Qiao Huichen's unknown secret inner monologue ...

12. "I love you, do you know?" Author: Green & Magic Rabbit (baiwan is straight and cute, but is straight and plain and warm)

Introduction: Yue Lin, the auditor, and Xiao Yu, the DJ of the radio station, two people who have nothing to do with each other, started a pure online love because of the intersection of bubble jars, which should be said to be

online poverty. An accident, when the two met, Xiao Yu began to be tempted by the elf prince in Shuai Shuai, and it was really difficult to turn a straight man into his own lover. Besides, Xiao Yu found himself not only willing to be small in front of Yue Lin, but also became his most despised base. No, I have to find some balance. When I put a tender and delicious little boy on the bed, ugh! The door opened, and the elf prince saw it. What a shame, nothing has been done yet ...

Classic saying: Love is like your statement, and it must be balanced. Only by giving in and tolerating each other can this balance be maintained. But no matter how perfect the statement is, it's just numbers, and the composition of these numbers needs to be explained clearly in the notes of the statement. Just like in love, two people who love each other love each other, but it's more important to say it and tell each other how much I love you ... We've been together for so many years, and I think you are the one who comes up with an absolutely balanced statement without giving any notes.

13. "Trapped in the Center of the Net" Author: Crazy on top of madness (the gang of teachers and students abused their hearts and attacked them)

Introduction: Today, with the devaluation of college students, it is difficult for us to have a happy-go-lucky mood, working as a consultant in a cram school, getting married and having children. But things didn't work out. Because of air pollution, the baby was born weak, and the insects had to start making money. I finally found a job as a tutor, but I didn't expect the student to be the most beautiful but vindictive guy in the tutorial school. The bug broke his waist for these five buckets of rice, but he didn't know that he had fallen into the middle of the net woven by Li Sifan.

14, "Hook you up" Author: Crazy on top of madness ("Trapped in the middle of the net" sister piece, black-bellied Gao Qian is reluctant to attack the countryside)

Brief introduction: How did the small farmers with mud on their legs hook up with the princeling children! ! This has a long history. Distinguished family background, handsome appearance, stately dude in this city is in the country where my grandfather's villa is located, which really charms the girls in Fiona Fang. Of course, unrequited love can also give birth to hatred. Girls have become resentful women, and Xiao Gou's sister is one of them. Xiao Gou, who protects her sister, thinks that this flower has bullied her sister, so she has a fierce fight with Zhuang Shaoshao. This one also showed the feelings of class integration, and solemnly began to corrode this stubborn country child, not only with his mind, but also with his body. Since then, the fate of solemnity and Xiao Gou has become more and more entangled ... < P > 15. Author of "Two Puppies": Jiangzhou Lingjing (the campus is strong, and the abdomen is black, attacking the queen) < P > Introduction: Wangwang, who belongs to the dog, and Xiao Huang, who also belongs to the dog, met with her grandparents in the country. Want Want, who is pure and kind, will never be an opponent of Xiao Huang, who is full of lies. Although she has been beaten hard, she has also cultivated good class feelings. They went to the same high school, and their life in three years was even more wonderful. After graduation, Want Want was admitted to a school in the north and went to her divorced and remarried mother, while Xiao Huang went to distant Great Britain in exchange for studying abroad. For four years, Xiao Huang wrote a "life report" to Want Want every day, and the last letter said, "I'm going back, please come back, I can't go to the north, and your grandparents and my grandparents need to take care of them." Want Want was moved by tears and quickly packed up and returned to the south. Darling "bit" the small fishhook on the long line put by Xiao Huang's shoes ... < P > 16. The Love Story of Passerby A: Don't feel sad (attacking ordinary otaku with a black belly is warm) < P > Introduction: Our host is an ordinary otaku, comparing himself to a passerby in the corner of the picture, but who says that Passerby A is not qualified to admire the person in the middle of the picture? Change a vest and ask about his trivia on BBS ... Xiao Shou enjoys this secret love, but when he faintly feels that he has responded, he can't believe his good luck. Can a passerby walk into the middle of the picture?

17, "Steamed Fried" Author: You Linger (vicious tongue and black belly attack straight men, tell it to the judge)

Introduction: Qin Zhen is in charge of marriage registration, while you are in charge of divorce registration, separated by a low screen. If you ask Qin Zhen who is the most annoying guy in the world? I don't need to think about it at all. That's the "poison-tongued fried chicken" across the street. It not only calls itself a "steamed egg", but also tricks itself into making him a lunch every day. I can't bear it. I have repeatedly ruined my date with my favorite girl, and I have given myself this fragrant and slippery steamed egg to eat in the name of "like". When I said goodbye to him and watched him really treat himself like a guest, my heart felt bad, and I was distracted even when dating my gentle girlfriend. No, I'm a straight Qin Zhen, and I can't be fooled by this hateful fried chicken.

18, "Stalking and Beating" Author: Yi Yiluo (teachers and students are attacked by funny articles)

Introduction: Gu Liyou is a couple, and it doesn't matter to men and women. He believes that it is better for everyone to be dance academy than to be trampled on by others. When I met Chen Mengfan, Xiao Fanshou was lighting candles downstairs to play romance with the beautiful woman. Unfortunately, this beautiful woman is attracted to the family gentleman. So Chen Mengfan took care of the young master, and Master Gu found that the "sexuality" of this little prick was more expensive than that of a beautiful woman, and he had to get this little rascal into his KING SIZE BED!

Classic: Yu Yang has never seen Chen Mengfan like this before. He thinks it looks like the puppy next door who always bites the sofa and is beaten by his owner. After the puppy is beaten, it will shrink to one side and look at people in tears, and then lick the place where it hurts from time to time. Do see it like this will throw something for him to eat, just like now, he is thinking that he should touch Chen Mengfan's head and say good boy, don't be sad; We should take him out for something to eat.

19, "consensual" Author: Tao Zhuo (two little girls have no idea that the queen was attacked by a little girl)

Introduction: Mi Ye was jealous of Su Muqin the first time he saw him, and he was jealous that he would be happy to be beaten. He likes to watch Su Muqin being bullied by himself. He wants to be happy, so he kisses Su Muqin. He says he likes Su Muqin. He leaves Su Muqin and gives him a year ... His happiness is this silly boy Su Muqin. When he thought he had finally grasped happiness, suddenly someone told him that it was too selfish.

Classic: "Mi Ye, Mi Ye, do you know my name?" Su Muqin sticks to Mi Ye all the time, just like rice cakes. "Su Muqin." Mi Ye read three words helplessly, and Su Muqin was very happy. "Then, then do you know why my name is Su Muqin?" Continue to ask, "I don't know, I don't know, are you bored?" Mi Ye finally broke out, and after two quick steps, Su Muqin followed, "My father's name is Su, my mother's name is Qin, and my father loves my mother, so my name is Su Muqin ... Xiao Ye, and our child will be called Su Aimi!" 7-year-old rice field turned to leave ... 8.