1. Conversation between father and son

The father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son said disdainfully to his father, "People who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!"

The father replied lightly: People who say such things must have no money in their pockets.

(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )

2. No swearing

After dinner, mother and daughter washed the dishes together, while father and son watched TV in the living room.

suddenly, there was a noise of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence.

The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it."

"how do you know?"

"She didn't swear"

(Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with others and lenient with ourselves. )

3. Dimple Avenue

There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are very bad and there are potholes everywhere.

One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized, saying that the road was just like pockmarked.

Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "Gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How wonderful thoughts are, and how to think about them is up to you. )

4. Clown volunteers

Students in the third grade of primary school also said in their composition that their future wish is to be clowns.

China's teacher denounced it as: "If you have no ambition, you can't teach a boy!"

Foreign teachers will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!"

(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also narrowly define success. )

5, tried and tested

An Obasan saw two identical bracelets in a jewelry store. One is priced at 55 yuan, while the other is only priced at 25 yuan.

She secretly rejoiced, immediately bought a 25-yuan bracelet and walked out of the store triumphantly.

Before leaving the door, I heard the clerk inside quietly say to another clerk, "Look, this trick works every time."

(note: temptation, like bait, can easily make many people show their greedy nature, but that is often the beginning of being cheated. )

6. I owe twenty dollars

Beggar: "Can you give me one hundred dollars?"

passerby: "I only have eighty dollars."

Beggar: "Then you owe me 2 yuan"

(Note: Some people always think that God owes them, and that God has not given enough and is not good enough, and greed has already replaced gratitude. )

7. Walk slowly

In the Louvre in Paris, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I asked why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. "

(note: some people only know how to rush along the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see the beautiful flowers on both sides. )

8. Cooking and driving

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging beside her: "Slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Straighten the tofu. Oh, the pot is crooked! "

"Please shut up!" The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook."

"of course you do, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want to let you know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving."

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other person's point of view and position. )

9. First place

At the graduation ceremony, the headmaster announced that the student who was the first in the whole grade took the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive calls, the student slowly walked onto the stage.

Later, the teacher asked the student, "What's the matter? Are you sick? Still didn't hear clearly? "

The student replied, "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly."

(Note: How many people are bound by fame and benefit, and how many people are tied up? We are taught to live up to expectations and stand out, but only a few people live up to expectations, and the silent public is still the majority after all. Think about it, isn't it exciting to have so many people like you and me? )

1. There are sufficient reasons

A bus full of passengers is moving fast down the hill, and a man is chasing the car closely behind.

A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car."

(Note: Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will eventually be fully displayed. )

11. I see.

A: "The new neighbor is so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he came and slammed on my door."

b: "damn it! Did you call the police immediately? " "No. I think they are crazy and continue to play my trumpet. "

(Note: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your own mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face conflicts and disputes, first think about whether you have a loss in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon. )

12. Misunderstanding

One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain path.

Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly a van came in front of him, and the driver with black teeth rolled down the window and shouted at him, "Pig".

The more Zhang Sanyue thought about it, the more puzzled he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. So he rolled down the window and turned around and cursed, "You are the pig!"

No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran head-on into a group of pigs crossing the road.

(Note: Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently, so as not to regret afterwards. )

13. The afterlife is awesome

The little boy asked his father, "Do fathers always know more than sons?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"

Dad: "It's Edison."

The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

(Note: It is strange that people who like to seniority are particularly prone to fall into a fight. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. )

14. Don't be nervous

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small bar of soap in the shower, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic.

the doctor said, "I still have a few patients, and it may take half an hour to get there."

Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"

The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, then jump hard, and you can let Xiaoming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

(Note: Take it easy, why should life be too tense? Now that it has happened, why not face it calmly and comfortably? It is better to be relieved if you are worried, and it is better to be poor and happy if you are nervous. )

15. Keys

A solid big lock was hung on the gate, and an iron bar had a lot of effort, but it was still impossible to pry it open.

Here comes the key, and his thin body gets into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock pops open.

The die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it with so much effort, but you opened it easily?"

The key said, "Because I know his heart best."

(Note: Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick an iron bar you are, you can't pry it open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others. )

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