1. Being discriminated against is also a kind of enjoyment. "Pipilu Mobilization"
2. At the age of 35, there must be a voice in the throat: "I'm sorry, I won't serve you anymore." "Let's Talk"
3. In 1986, I Attend a writers' pen meeting. Writers talk about what books they have read. After one person finished talking about a book by a Russian writer, he asked me: "Have you read it?" I shook my head. She was shocked: "How can you write if you haven't even read his book?" When it was my turn to speak, I made up a name. I said that I was reading Kuskaya's book recently and was inspired by it. You have read it. ? 70% of people nodded. I said I made up the name. I have never attended a Writers PEN meeting since.
4. If you are the only one left, no matter how many things you occupy, it will be boring. To occupy is to occupy something for others to see. "Pipilu General Mobilization"
5. After being captured, the sparrow refused to eat the food that came to him, and could not endure the disaster of being in prison, so he died of hunger strike. On the surface, the sparrow died stupidly. In fact, it is the sparrow's philosophy that a good life is worse than a good death, which has led to the fact that no one has raised sparrows so far, so that their descendants can benefit and enjoy free sunshine in the sky forever.
6. A good educator should use 50 educational methods to educate one child, rather than using one educational method to educate 50 children. "The Lecture Begins"
7. Education is not management, but guidance and demonstration.
8. Poor students are created jointly by poor teachers and poor parents.
9. Many of the things that minors think are cool will make you cry in the end. "Pipiru and the 419 Sins"
11. Time can eliminate all hatred. In the face of time, all hatred in the world seems insignificant and weak. "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
12. If the law is flexible, it will become yeast that encourages criminals.
13. Incompetent educators should use encouragement and praise instead of blindly denying the children's "Let's Talk"
14. Some life is like fine wine, the more time passes, the better. The longer it gets, the more fragrant it becomes; some life is like sewage, which becomes turbid as time goes by. "The Adventures of Pipilu Toothpaste"
15. Most people take it as their lifelong career after doing one thing, which is quite silly. In fact, it would be interesting to throw away the old business and start a new one. Starting over, starting from scratch, if you succeed in a big business, wouldn't it be equivalent to living two lifetimes? "Pipiru Mobilization" Zheng Yuanjie
Zheng Yuanjie, known as the "Fairy Tale King"; writer, philanthropist, speaker; winner of the "Chinese Charity Model Award" from the Ministry of Civil Affairs; a person who writes a book The 28-year world record holder of the monthly "Fairy Tale King" magazine; a member of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Mascot Selection Committee; in 2009, with a royalty income of 20 million, he was ranked the richest man in the "Fourth Chinese Writers Rich List"; in 20xx, he was 1,200 With a royalty income of RMB 26 million, he ranked third in the "Sixth China Rich Writers List". In 20xx, he topped the "Seventh China Rich Writers List" with an annual royalty income of 26 million yuan.
1. 38. When you are born, you cry to announce your birth, and when you die, others cry to see you off. Tragedy is the main theme throughout life. --Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
2. If good people are afraid of the police, something is wrong with this country. --Excerpted from Volume 4 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
3. It is not important whether you have academic qualifications recognized by the country. What is important is whether you have the ability recognized by the country. --Excerpted from Volume 26 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
4. You can share the joy of others, but not the achievements of others. --Excerpted from Volume 13 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
5. Life exists in the universe in the form of an infinite cycle. Theists call this reincarnation, and atheists call it material immortality. --Excerpted from Volume 2 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
6. The saddest thing is the good days. The easiest thing to live is the hard life. --Excerpted from Volume 27 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
7. The truth was all nonsense when it first came out.
--Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
8. Without an army, there may be no peace; with an army, there may be war. --Excerpted from Volume 31 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
9. Encouragement can turn idiots into geniuses. --Excerpted from Volume 32 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
10. Only when the quality of officials is rich can the wallets of ordinary people be rich. If the quality of an official is poor, the wallets of ordinary people will definitely be poor. --Excerpted from Volume 31 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
11. To judge whether a country has a future, it depends on whether its children really like to go to school. --Excerpted from Volume 22 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
12. Time can eliminate all hatred. In the face of time, all hatred in the world seems insignificant and weak. --Excerpted from Volume 13 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
13. The greatness of the sun is that it spreads light to the world while not letting anyone get close to it. --Excerpted from Volume 18 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
14. People who claim to be indifferent to fame and wealth are themselves seeking fame. Those who pretend to defend the truth are definitely not defending the truth. --Excerpted from Volume 17 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
15. Education is not management, but demonstration and guidance. --Zheng Yuanjie
16. There are no students who cannot teach well, only teachers who cannot teach.
17. The early bug is eaten by the bird. --Excerpted from "419 Sins"
18. A good-hearted man is gold no matter whether he has money or not, and a bad-hearted man is a knife no matter whether he has money or not. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
19. Turn childhood into 100 years old. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
20. Smoking is a legally permitted drug use. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
21. The fun of being an official is not that your subordinates will listen if you say the right thing, but that your subordinates will listen even if you say the wrong thing. --Excerpted from "Pegasus Cars"
22. A dog that cannot wag its tail cannot survive in this world, unless you are not a dog. --Excerpted from "Sleepwalking of the Dog King"
23. If the TV station tells the truth, it is an angel that visits the audience's home; if it tells a lie, it is a thief who enters the house at night. --Excerpted from "The Legend of Robot Monkey"
24. Being rich is another kind of poverty. Being penniless is another kind of rich. --Excerpted from "The Dog Ditch"
25. When someone is happy, someone must be in pain. If someone is in pain, someone must be happy. This is what humans are. This is life. --Excerpted from "The Storm of Famous Paintings"
26. The uglier a person is, the more afraid he is that others will say he is ugly; the more perfect a person is, the more he likes to say he is imperfect. --Excerpted from Volume 14 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
27. Poor students are jointly created by poor teachers and poor parents--Excerpted from "I Am Money"
28. The iron rice bowl The real meaning is not to eat in one place for the rest of your life, but to eat wherever you go for the rest of your life. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
29. The true meaning of stinginess is not being reluctant to spend your own money, but being willing to spend other people's money. --Excerpted from "The Stranger"
30. In a place where the rules of the game are not perfect, the most unsafe thing is to buy insurance. --Excerpted from "Meteor Storm"
31. The essence of writing a memoir is to sort out your own remains. --Excerpted from "The Adventures of Shuke and Beta"
32. Tigers will not eat people if they do not have tiger nature. People cannibalize people if they have no humanity. --Excerpted from Volume 16 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
33. More fish die from starvation than from starvation. More flowers die from waterlogging than from drought. More people die rich than poor. --Excerpted from "The Stranger"
34. The best way to implement local protectionism is to promote clean government--Excerpted from "The Germ Concentration Camp"
35. "Liquciqiong" is outdated. Now is the era when Li Qu Ci is rich. The more irrational people are, the more they chatter. --Excerpted from "Rock the Big Bad Wolf"
36. The only way to remain invincible forever is to retreat when you are at the peak of your career.
--Excerpted from "Wisdom Teeth"
37. It is difficult to be a mouse, it is even more difficult to be a famous mouse, and it is even more difficult to be a male mouse. --Excerpted from "Beta's Day from Morning to Night"
38. Children treat toys as friends. Adults treat friends as toys. --Excerpted from Volume 15 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
40. Without distance, there is no worship. --Excerpted from Volume 8 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
41. When the relationship between the two countries is good, no one can feel the presence of the ambassador. Only when relations between the two countries are bad do ambassadors attract the world's attention. War ambassador. The nameless messenger of peace. --Excerpted from Volume 20 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
42. Women have two characteristics: no matter how many clothes they have, they still feel that they have no clothes; no matter how little beauty they have, they still feel that they have beauty. --Excerpted from Volume 1 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
43. The sign of a qualified teacher and parent: discover the child's strengths and tell him where he can do well. Signs of an unqualified teacher and parent: spotting a child's shortcomings and telling him what he can't do. --Excerpted from Volume 5 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
44. The airplane is a cross flying in the sky. --Excerpted from Volume 14 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
45. In a sense, university is a place where simple truths are made more complicated and understandable words are made more complicated. . --Excerpted from Volume 28 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
46. If you speed up after reaching the limit, there will be only a dead end. --Excerpted from Volume 24 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
47. Various rules and regulations regarding diet will not harm people unless you follow them one by one. --Excerpted from Volume 23 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales" Zheng Yuanjie's classic quotations
Zheng Yuanjie's classic quotations
Zheng Yuanjie, known as the "Fairy Tale King"; writer, philanthropist, speaker; national Winner of the "Chinese Charity Model Award" from the Ministry of Civil Affairs; 28-year world record holder for writing a monthly magazine "Fairy Tale King" by one person; member of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Mascot Selection Committee; in 2009, with a royalty income of 20 million, he was honored He ranked as the richest man in the "Fourth China Rich Writers List"; in 2011, he ranked third in the "Sixth China Writers Rich List" with an annual royalty income of 12 million yuan. In 20xx, he ranked first in the "6th China Rich Writers List" with an annual royalty income of 26 million yuan Ranked first in the "Seventh China Rich Writers List".
1. 38. When you are born, you cry to announce your birth, and when you die, others cry to see you off. Tragedy is the main theme throughout life. --Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
2. If good people are afraid of the police, something is wrong with this country. --Excerpted from Volume 4 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
3. It is not important whether you have academic qualifications recognized by the country. What is important is whether you have the ability recognized by the country. --Excerpted from Volume 26 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
4. You can share the joy of others, but not the achievements of others. --Excerpted from Volume 13 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
5. Life exists in the universe in the form of an infinite cycle. Theists call this reincarnation, and atheists call it material immortality. --Excerpted from Volume 2 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
6. The saddest thing is the good days. The easiest thing to live is the hard life. --Excerpted from Volume 27 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
7. The truth was all nonsense when it first came out. --Excerpted from Volume 25 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
8. Without an army, there may be no peace; with an army, there may be war. --Excerpted from Volume 31 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
9. Encouragement can turn idiots into geniuses. --Excerpted from Volume 32 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
10. Only when the quality of officials is rich can the wallets of ordinary people be rich. If the quality of an official is poor, the wallets of ordinary people will definitely be poor. --Excerpted from Volume 31 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
11. To judge whether a country has a future, it depends on whether its children really like to go to school. --Excerpted from Volume 22 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
12. Time can eliminate all hatred. In the face of time, all hatred in the world seems insignificant and weak.
--Excerpted from Volume 13 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
13. The greatness of the sun is that it spreads light to the world while not letting anyone get close to it. --Excerpted from Volume 18 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
14. People who claim to be indifferent to fame and wealth are themselves seeking fame. Those who pretend to defend the truth are definitely not defending the truth. --Excerpted from Volume 17 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
15. Education is not management, but demonstration and guidance. --Zheng Yuanjie
16. There are no students who cannot teach well, only teachers who cannot teach.
17. The early bug is eaten by the bird. --Excerpted from "419 Sins"
18. A good-hearted man is gold no matter whether he has money or not, and a bad-hearted man is a knife no matter whether he has money or not. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
19. Turn childhood into 100 years old. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
20. Smoking is a legally permitted drug use. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
21. The joy of being an official is not that your subordinates will listen if you say the right thing, but that your subordinates will listen even if you say the wrong thing. --Excerpted from "Pegasus Cars"
22. A dog that cannot wag its tail cannot survive in this world, unless you are not a dog. --Excerpted from "The Dog King Sleepwalks"
23. If the TV station tells the truth, it is an angel that visits the audience's home; if it tells a lie, it is a thief who enters the house at night. --Excerpted from "The Legend of Robot Monkey"
24. Being rich is another kind of poverty. Being penniless is another kind of wealth. --Excerpted from "The Dog Ditch"
25. When someone is happy, someone must be in pain. If someone is in pain, someone must be happy. This is what humans are. This is life. --Excerpted from "The Storm of Famous Paintings"
26. The uglier a person is, the more afraid he is that others will say he is ugly; the more perfect a person is, the more he likes to say he is imperfect. --Excerpted from Volume 14 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
27. Poor students are jointly created by poor teachers and poor parents--Excerpted from "I Am Money"
28. The iron rice bowl The real meaning is not to eat in one place for the rest of your life, but to eat wherever you go for the rest of your life. --Excerpted from "I Am Money"
29. The true meaning of stinginess is not being reluctant to spend your own money, but being willing to spend other people's money. --Excerpted from "The Stranger"
30. In a place where the rules of the game are not perfect, the most unsafe thing is to buy insurance. --Excerpted from "Meteor Storm"
31. The essence of writing a memoir is to sort out your own remains. --Excerpted from "The Adventures of Shuke and Beta"
32. Tigers will not eat humans if they do not have tiger nature. People cannibalize people if they have no humanity. --Excerpted from Volume 16 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
33. More fish die from starvation than from starvation. More flowers die from waterlogging than from drought. More people die rich than poor. --Excerpted from "The Stranger"
34. The best way to implement local protectionism is to promote clean government--Excerpted from "The Germ Concentration Camp"
35. "Liquciqiong" is outdated. Now is the era when Li Qu Ci is rich. The more irrational people are, the more they chatter. --Excerpted from "Rock the Big Bad Wolf"
36. The only way to remain invincible forever is to retreat when you are at the peak of your career. --Excerpted from "Wisdom Teeth"
37. It is difficult to be a mouse, it is even more difficult to be a famous mouse, and it is even more difficult to be a male mouse. --Excerpted from "Beta's Day from Morning to Night"
38. Children regard toys as friends. Adults treat friends as toys. --Excerpted from Volume 15 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
39. The vicious people among humans are more vicious than the most vicious animals. (Classic Quote) The kindest people among humans are kinder than the kindest animals. --Excerpted from Volume 29 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
40. Without distance, there is no worship. --Excerpted from Volume 8 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
41. When the relationship between the two countries is good, no one can feel the presence of the ambassador. Only when relations between the two countries are bad do ambassadors attract the world's attention. War ambassador. The nameless messenger of peace.
--Excerpted from Volume 20 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
42. Women have two characteristics: no matter how many clothes they have, they still feel that they have no clothes; no matter how little beauty they have, they still feel that they have beauty. --Excerpted from Volume 1 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
43. The sign of a qualified teacher and parent: discover the child's strengths and tell him where he can do well. Signs of an unqualified teacher and parent: Spotting your child's shortcomings and telling him what's wrong. --Excerpted from Volume 5 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
44. The airplane is a cross flying in the sky. --Excerpted from Volume 14 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
45. In a sense, university is a place where simple truths are made more complicated and understandable words are made more complicated. . --Excerpted from Volume 28 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
46. If you speed up after reaching the limit, there will be only a dead end. --Excerpted from Volume 24 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales"
47. Various rules and regulations regarding diet will not harm people unless you follow them one by one. --Excerpted from Volume 23 of "The Complete Works of Zheng Yuanjie's Fairy Tales" About Zheng Yuanjie's classic Internet quotations
Zheng Yuanjie is a famous writer and one of the Internet activists. His humorous quotations are deeply loved by netizens. Zheng Yuanjie’s classic online jokes are not to be missed! Zheng Yuanjie: South-to-North Water Diversion, diverting water from the south to Beijing for car washing...
@正元杰: Every child of ours is a cruiser for the motherland
Huo Huo, the first female cruiser captain of the U.S. Navy Lee Graf was recently fired. The reason is that she ignores the dignity of her subordinates and often insults them. His top insult was "idiot." The U.S. Navy's resignation letter for Holly was: The ideal Navy captain must be calm, polite and respectful. If we apply this standard to primary and secondary school teachers in China, how many will be fired? Children are much more important than warships. Each of our children is a cruiser for the motherland.
@正元杰：Who has mental illness
When something bad happens, the local government will usually first tell the media that the murderer may have a history of mental illness to prove that the government is not responsible. Wait until the trial and say he is mentally sane upon examination. If you don’t believe me, search online and you will find that most of them are like this.
@正元杰: Washing your own car can save 85% of water
South-to-North Water Diversion, transferring water from the south to Beijing for car washing. The shiny cars in Beijing come from the lack of water in the south. Car owners in Beijing, it is a sin for you to go to a car wash shop to wash your car now. Today there is another sandstorm in Beijing, and tomorrow it will be the peak of car washing. If the car wash shop is still busy tomorrow, you can consider moving the capital. The water you wash your car with comes from the mouths of the people in the south. Washing your car yourself can save 85% of water.
@正元杰: Take a straight line
On May 20, 20xx, I gave a speech at Peking University. Some students asked me, Zheng Yuanjie, what is the real secret to your success today? I only have three words to say: walk in a straight line. I spend no energy and ignore any fictitious and unrealistic things such as diplomas, official positions, face, salary, official positions, benefits, etc. I go straight to the jewel in the crown as if no one else is around, and get there first. ishuo
@正元杰: Ridiculing at others harms society
Ridiculing at others harms society, and laughing at yourself leads to peace. At least I know of two people who took the risk to kill people because of the ridicule of those around them: Dr. Zheng of Nanping and college student Ma Jiajue. Do not ridicule or look down upon anyone around you. Some people value dignity more than life. Ridiculing others is a sign of low self-esteem. Self-deprecation is a sign of confidence. A society that laughs at itself should be created.
I hope this article’s classic Internet quotations from Zheng Yuanjie can help you.