Humor is everywhere. The following is a collection of humorous quotes and aphorisms that I have compiled for you. Welcome to read!

Humorous quotes and aphorisms

1. Humor: It can be said to be a seasoning that can give people a subtle sense of life. Because of some light humor, the atmosphere at the time can be changed, and the unresolved unresolved case can be suddenly solved. ——Dahir Masaoshi

2. The inner source of humor is not joy, but sadness; there is no humor in heaven. ——Mark Twain

3. A sense of humor is a sense of proportion. ——Li Jibolun

4. Humor and fun are flashes of wisdom. ——English Shakespeare

5. Humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. ——Songlin

6. Humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their careers and that they have an advantage. ——Engels

7. Humor is the sense of absurdity that refuses to be taken seriously. ——Usher

8. What a gorgeous costume humor is, and what a loyal defender it is! It will always outshine the wisdom of poets and writers; it is talent itself, and it can put an end to ignorance. ——Scott

9. Humor is a sign of wisdom, education and moral superiority. ——De Engels

10. Humor is human nature. It may change the atmosphere of the moment, but it cannot change the pain of a lifetime. ——Guo Chen

11. Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. ——Rabb

12. Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone who has the quality of humor is smart and enlightened. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and just right. ——Qian Renkang

13. Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you humor yourself. ——Lenin, former Soviet Union

14. Humor and seriousness are the test of each other, because if you are unwilling to accept well-intentioned jokes, there must be doubts in them, and jokes that cannot withstand scrutiny must also be wisdom. —— Gorkya

15. Many true words are told in jokes. ——Swift

16. Using jokes to deal with the enemy is naturally a good way of fighting, but the point of contact must be a fatal injury to the opponent, otherwise, the joke will be nothing more than a simple Just a joke. ——Lu Xun

17. A truly humorous person has a unique understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and breathes a sigh of relief into the boring life. ——Qian Zhongshu

18. A successful person deals with setbacks with a sense of humor. ——James Penn

19. I believe that a sense of humor is also an integral part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions with each other in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life becomes very monotonous and boring. ——Italian Sophia Minglan

20. I doubt that the world has ever experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility of humor in changing our entire cultural life - humor in politics and academics on, status in life. Its function is more chemical than physical. It changes the fundamental organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acquiesce in its importance in national life. ——Lin Yutang

21. People who make you laugh are funny. Makes you think about people who laugh, humor. ——George Bunus

22. People’s talents are different. Some people can be humorous, and some people can’t. It’s best not to force people who can’t be humorous. ——Lao She

23. Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a rare gift and many people are not even capable of enjoying the pleasures presented to them. —— O. Freud

24. You can’t always get along with people with a straight face.

A sense of humor is paramount; it will make your job easier and bring a welcome dose of sunshine into the lives of your employees. ——English Parkinson Rustemage

25. Good humor not only makes you laugh, it also makes you cry! If you cry too much, the price will drop. So when the tears are gone, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is no less painful than the pain of pain. ——Wang Meng

26. Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack a sense of humor. ——Benchley

27. The attitude of keeping a distance from abstract thinking is so ingrained that even a sensitive nose will wrinkle at the smell of humor and irony. Since people with such noses read the morning paper and know that there is a prize for satirical literature, they will say: It is easier for me to get this prize than to do this thing, because I can say what I am right away. ideas, and no tricks needed. ——Hegel

28. People who understand humor and know how to humor are generally very happy. ——Tranquility (inspirational story)

Humorous philosophical quotes

1. The term "great" does not necessarily have to appear in large-scale things; it can still be found in small things in life. great.

2. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

3. Loving one person is difficult, loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, loving four people is overturning, and loving five people is completely fun.

4. I didn’t intend to be different, but how could I have outstanding taste?

5. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

6. If you don’t forgive all living beings, if you don’t forgive all living beings, you will suffer yourself.

7. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who he has to guide him; how successful a person is depends on who he has with him.

8. It is not a blessing for others to be afraid of you, and it is not an insult for others to bully you.

9. The meaning of life should be in the process, not the conclusion. Therefore, one person should not influence another person with his or her own experience and opinions, not to mention that he is not you, and you are not him. Everyone's growth process is different. You should taste the ups and downs of life for yourself. Trying is life.

10. A woman kissing a man is a blessing, and a man kissing a woman is a blessing.

11. When you are in the most pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window;

12. When you are the happiest, someone is suffering from illness and death. Fight, struggle.

13. You have to thank the person who told you about your shortcomings.

14. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

15. Everyone is looking forward to a relationship that lasts until death. But you must understand that relationships are like a house. If you cut corners during construction, it will become dangerous; if it is in disrepair for a long time, wall cancer will appear for no reason; sometimes it will leak due to poor construction; sometimes a big typhoon will blow out the glass; sometimes it may Devastated by earthquakes. If there is no fire escape device, it is not a small emergency... and all houses are the same, even prisons, there is a door that can be entered and exited.

16. Every thought is a prayer.

17. Laziness is like rust, it consumes the body more than hard work.

18. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.

19. When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your shamelessness makes me shameless in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I committed suicide!

20. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

21. The reason why a river can reach its destination is because it knows how to avoid obstacles.

22. Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for one person.

23. Animals only believe what they see. But man can see what he believes. Happiness and trouble all come from this.

24. All things in the universe have positive and negative sides, so we must develop the back side. Inside, there is even an attitude of looking at things from the opposite side.

25. Don’t mix arrogance with your wisdom. Do not let your humility lack wisdom.

26. Don’t bring your own troubles because of the foolish doubts of sentient beings. Don't suffer yourself because of the ignorance of sentient beings.

27. An objective art is not just for looking at, but for living. But you have to know how to get close to it, so you have to meditate.

28. Above the bachelor's degree is the master's degree, after the master's degree is the doctorate, and after the doctorate is the postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough to study for two more years, you will be a warrior. If you study for another five years, you will be a strong man. If you study for another seven years, you will be a martyr. What happens after you become a martyr? The Ministry of Education will launch Saint Seiyas. After 2 years of study, they will be bronze, after 5 years, they will be silver, and after 7 years, they will be gold. Girls who are willing to continue studying after graduation have a chance to pass the Athena exam! ! !