1, the heart turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.
2, the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.
Standing at the crossroads of life, I feel even more embarrassed.
When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.
5, love is like playing basketball, there are offensive and defensive, and sometimes there are fake moves!
6. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!
8. You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose how much I don't want to love you?
9. Tell me about you. Learn to be ugly without a diploma. If you are not smart, learn from others' baldness!
10, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to pull stones.
1 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
12, I want to grow old with you accidentally.
13, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police from a close look.
14, fools sit and wait for money, smart people sit and wait for money.
15, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.
16, don't argue with earthlings.
17, come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!
18, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
19. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
20, stone scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants.
2 1, can't bear it, bear it again!
22. I swear never to swear again!
23. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
24, cans pull ring love cans, but the cans are filled with cola.
25. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!
26. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
27. Without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
28, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!
29. Holding your hand, you will know that the child is ugly and full of tears. I will go if the child doesn't go.
30. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.
3 1, I cried and didn't part. Now I put it down with a smile.
Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.
It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!
34. I have been reluctant to tell you. I've always had a feeling that we can't be apart in this life.
35. I am even more afraid of seeing such a bottomless funeral under his nose.
36. Loneliness is the physical feeling and loneliness is the mental state.
37. I'm not a customer service person. You have no right to let my sister answer this and that.
38. In the world of love, you don't come first, only you love me!
39, a low-key man show. High-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten
40. I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.
4 1, after I turned around, you hugged me again, and after I let go, there was no tenderness for each other.
42. How can we forget what happened and make them never come back?
43. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?
44. immediate happiness is the clearest.
45. When I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play. If I can't, I will eat him.
46. Wearing slippers and masks is three o'clock.
47. I want to give it to you. I can look for beauty.
48. Other people's lives are always poetic. Poetic, unbearable frustration.
49, the soul flies in Yuling Spring, and Luo Fu's dream can't be passed.
50. What word is used to describe selfish you?
5 1, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!
52. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
53. The brain is the noblest organ-because it tells you.
Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
55. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.
I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.
58. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs!
59. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!
60. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!
6 1, I can't afford what you want, so shall we break up?
62. I like fireworks, but I don't like fireworks blooming, because I know the sadness after flowers!
It is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to forget someone.
64. If this is love, it is unfair. You don't need to be reasonable. I can leave.
65. Stars fall into rivers, sweets fall into dreams, and you fall into my heart.