Dean: Who knows if you were sent by the Yellow Scarf College to rob the school?
Guan Yu: The yellow turban insurrectionary colleges and universities are becoming more and more arrogant now.
Zhang Fei: Yes, when you enter the school, you grab the teaching equipment, the registration fee and the nutritious lunch. Er, I heard that the male and female teachers in a school were taken off last time, and even the principal's underwear was taken away.
Guan Yu: Really?
Zhang Fei: Of course it's fake.
Guan Yu: Wow, you can be a little more boring. 2. Guan Yu: How can it not be the most critical crisis now?
Zhang Fei: Is it worse than going to the toilet without toilet paper?
Guan Yu: Of course, 3 breasts are fake. Who knows if your admission notice is false?
Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!
Guan Yu: That's not the point! 4. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, there is a big stone in his chest, and so is yours! Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, except one male and one female.
Zhang Fei: Are you sure? Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external work, "private condensation".
Zhang Fei: "Big ice cream"?