62 Quotations by Guo Degang
Guo Degang, born in Tianjin on January 18, 1973, is a Chinese crosstalk actor, TV and film actor, and TV show host. Below are 62 quotes from Guo Degang that I collected. Everyone is welcome to refer to them.
62 Quotations from Guo Degang
1. Go your own way, and let whoever wants to say speak to you.
2. Spending money is like peeing your pants, it’s a pleasure.
3. Come to a pound of watermelon and weigh it accurately.
4. I participate, you contribute, I am happy!
5. Twist backwards for three and a half weeks and more than a month.
6. Having friends from far away is not enough for you.
7. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you.
8. If the law doesn’t care, I would have beaten him to death long ago.
9. The most inhuman thing in the world is human beings.
10. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.
11. Don’t even like fried noodles? You forgot your roots!
12. That’s your dad, I’m talking about your father!
13. I want to be a chef and performing artist.
14. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say it.
15. I was only 400 points away from going to Peking University.
16. Hello, my name is Guo Degang. Who do you think I am?
17. I am black, please pity me.
18. Confucius once said: All the good cabbage is given to pigs.
19. I bet you have joined the Beggar Gang! You are very well dressed!
20. Taking concubines according to law is the obligation of every citizen!
21. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.
22. These big girls are wearing clothes that reveal their flesh.
23. "Uncle, how to get to the United States?" "Ask the village chief."
24. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.
25. The performer for you is Li Jing, the young leader of the Beijing Beggar Gang.
26. In my heart, Yu Qian is a perfect person... This person is finished.
27. Anyone who doesn’t know Yu Qian has never eaten pork.
28. Crosstalk pays attention to four skills: trapping, deceiving, abducting, and deceiving!
29. From now on, I will never eat lobster again.
30. Young man, you are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning.
31. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.
32. Find a Go performance artist to perform for us.
33. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death.
34. Does their family have a bad reputation? If you don’t pick up things in the aisle, they will be thrown away.
35. This young man looks like an actor when he covers his face.
36. Thank God for giving me the braised pork. When I open my eyes, who took it away from me?
37. If your monthly salary is less than 1,500 yuan, you can’t even think of hiring a female star.
38. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.
39. She picked up her slippers and hit me. Oh, you took me for a bush.
40. Forever and everlasting - Fulin, this bottle is yours.
41. On the three-meter springboard, Guo Jingjing praised her as Wu Minxia.
42. I eat quickly, I deceive my stomach: you are full, you are full.
43. If you say cooking with a spit bucket is an innovation, then who the hell would dare to eat it?
44. Today is like July 7th, when the divine bird meets the foreign chicken.
45. Anyone who doesn’t know him has never eaten pork.
46. As the saying goes, "When people go higher, urine flows lower."
47. Mr. Guo, please respect yourself. We only sell ourselves, not our skills.
48. I have no clothes on such a cold day and am wearing a plastic suit.
49. When I fall in love with you, I have already tied my head to my belt!
50. My father was anxious and rolled up his sleeves: I will fight with you.
51. As the saying goes, "When people go up, urine flows down."
52. His photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits, and posted on the bedside for contraception.
53. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal - whoever goes will pay.
54. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help. .
55. The lock can be opened with a poke of noodles, and a pack of instant noodles can open a small area.
56. (Holding a piece of jade) Donor, I personally gave it to you!
57. Don’t leave when the show is over. I’ll treat you all to dinner—whoever goes will pay.
58. There are first, second and third prizes in the tower climbing competition. The first prize is 50,000 yuan and the second prize is 70,000 yuan.
59. The gangster knows martial arts and can’t be stopped! If a scientist knows martial arts, no one can stop him!
60. Kara is a dog, I wrote it, and I plan to write another one, Yu Qian is a pig.
61. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang.
62. What is your name? Don't say it! What you say is just a curse! ;