1. Funny verses about wine
Funny verses about wine 1. Are there any funny verses about drinking
1. When you meet wine and laugh, life Can geometry!
From "Bodhisattva Barbarian: I urge you to be intoxicated tonight" by Wei Zhuang of the Tang Dynasty
I urge you to be intoxicated tonight and not talk about the affairs of the Ming Dynasty before you. Cherish the host's heart, and the wine will be deeply affectionate.
Don’t worry about the spring leakage being short, but don’t complain about the gold cup being full. When you drink and laugh, how much can life be?
Interpretation:
I advise you to get drunk tonight before resting. Do not talk about tomorrow's events at the wine table. Just cherish the heart of the enthusiastic host now, because the master’s wine glass is deep, and the master’s friendship is also deep.
What worries me is that a spring night of joyful drinking like tonight is too short. I will no longer refuse to say that you filled my wine glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, no matter what, you have to cheer up. How long can life be?
2. No one wears flowers, no one persuades people to drink wine, and no one cares about drunkenness.
From "The Sapphire Case: Stopping Needlework Every Year on Society Day" by Huang Gongshao of the Song Dynasty
Stopping needlework every year on Society Day. How can I bear to see the two flying swallows. Today is half of spring in Jiangcheng. The whole body is still there, deep in the chaotic mountains, beside the lonely creek bridge.
Whose needlework is wearing a torn spring shirt? Every line is full of tears. The setting sun unwinds on the grass bank. No one wears flowers, no one persuades me to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.
Definition:
Every year during the spring society, women stop sewing. How can she, lonely, bear to see the spring swallows flying and roosting together? Today, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still alone in the depths of the chaotic mountains, standing lonely by the creek.
Who will mend my spring shirt when it’s worn out? Lines of tears covered the spring shirt. At sunset, I unsaddled my horse and stood on the bank of the lush grass. Although there were flowers and branches, no one wore them. Although there was good wine, no one advised me to drink it. Even if I was drunk, no one took care of me.
3. Drinking debt is commonplace, but rare in seventy years of life.
From "Two Poems on Qujiang. Part 2" by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty
I wear spring clothes every day when I return to the court, and I return home drunk every day at the head of the river. Drinking debts are commonplace, but rare in the past seventy years of life.
You can see butterflies deeply through the flowers, and dragonflies fly in the water. Rumor has it that the scenery is constantly changing. For the time being, we should appreciate each other and do not contradict each other.
Definition:
When I came back from the previous court, I pawned my spring clothes every day. The money I got in exchange went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and I didn’t come back until I was drunk. Drinking debts are common everywhere. It is a common and trivial matter. It is rare in ancient times for people to live to be seventy years old.
But I saw butterflies shuttling back and forth in the depths of the flowers, and dragonflies flying across the water, tapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang, let me stay with Chunguang. Although we are temporarily complimentary, don't break it!
4. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile without drinking the wine in the cup.
From "Mocking King Liyang for Refusing to Drink" by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty
The ground was white, the wind was cold, and the snowflakes were as big as hands. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile, without drinking the wine in the cup.
I caress a harp and plant five willow trees. What do I have for you if I carry my turban on my head?
Definition:
The earth is white, the wind is cold and sharp, and the snowflakes are like big hands. Tao Yuanming laughed to death, just because you didn't drink the wine in the cup. You really caressed a plain harp and planted five green willow trees. What do I mean to you by living up to the hijab I wear?
5. With a pot of wine and a pole, how many people can be as happy as a farmer?
From "The Fisherman·The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow" written by Li Yu of the Five Dynasties
The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are silent in spring. With a pot of wine and a pole, there are a few people who are as happy as a farmer.
Definition:
Thousands of miles of waves on the river are rolling like snow, and rows of peach blossoms are in full bloom on the bank, indicating that spring is in full swing.
With a pot of wine by your side and a fishing rod in your hand, how many people in the world are so free and happy?
2. Are there any funny poems about drinking?
There are no funny sentences.
Poems about drinking: 1. Three glasses and two glasses of light wine, how can I defeat him? The wind is coming late at night? - "Slow Voice·Xunxunmimi" Translation: How can you withstand the cold wind in the morning if you drink three or two glasses of light wine? 2. Panxiang City is far from being able to taste both delicious food and wine, and only old fermented grains are available in bottle and wine shops. - Translation of "Guest Arrival": Too far away from the city, there is no good food on the plate, and the family is too thin, so only old wine can be entertained.
3. With thousands of poems and thousands of cups of wine, how often have you ever looked at a prince drunk? - Translation of "Partridge Sky·Xidu Zu": I am free and at ease. I can recite thousands of poems without overdoing it. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. How can princes, generals and ministers be regarded in my eyes? 4. The colorful sleeves held the jade bell diligently, but in those days, the beauty was drunk. - "Partridge Sky·Colorful Sleeves Holding the Jade Bell Attentively" Translation: When I first met you, you held a cup in your hand, diligently persuaded me to drink, and frequently raised the jade cup. You were so gentle, beautiful and affectionate. I drank so much that I was drunk and my face turned red.
5. A new song and a glass of wine, the weather is the same as last year. —Translation of "Huanxisha": Listening to a new song and drinking a glass of wine, the weather is still the same as last year.
6. The sleeves of the sleeves are still beautiful, and the cup is filled with fragrant mash. - Translation of "Yizhu Zhu·The First Passage of Xiaozhuang": When I arrived at the cocktail party, I felt much more refreshing.
Sipping from a small cup seems not enough. 7. Cherish the secret fragrance and don’t step on it. No matter who is drunk, the eyes will be hazy.
— "Dream of Red Mansions·Chapter 38" 8. Smoke cage, cold water, moon cage cage sand, I parked in Qinhuai at night near a restaurant. - "Mooring in Qinhuai" Translation: The blurred moonlight and light smoke cover the cold water and white sand. At night, the boat is moored at a restaurant on the shore of Qinhuai.
3. Humorous sentences about quitting drinking
1. Life will be happier if you don’t drink at all.
2. Wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that cuts people off. 3. A glass of wine makes a life of sadness.
4. A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family. 5. Drinking your own wine is paying for your life.
6. Drinking other people’s wine is someone else’s expense and your own life. 7. It is shameful to eat and drink heavily, but proud to be abstaining from alcohol.
8. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Drinking too much will cause death. 9. Quit drinking and quit drinking. Quit smoking and quit smoking.
10. If you have wine today, you will get drunk today. Tomorrow, you will drink cold water. 11. Don’t waste water near a river, don’t waste firewood near a mountain.
12. Indulge in drunkenness and sex, and lose your family and country. 13. Drunken and murderous, one will lose one's life and the country.
14. A gentleman is virtuous by being cautious about drinking and observing the precepts. First, abstaining from alcohol from now on includes all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.
Second, never drink at all no matter what the occasion, including gatherings of relatives and friends, wedding celebrations, birthday banquets, work trips, death of the elderly, full-month-old children, and buddies talking nonsense. Third, even if your friends enthusiastically persuade you to drink, and your classmates use words to encourage you, you must keep your mouth shut.
Fourth, even if Rémy Martin, Louis, Maotai, Wuliangye, etc. are placed in front of you, you will never be tempted. Fifth, even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties offer their bodies to me and seduce me to drink, I will resolutely refuse them.
Sixth, even if the leader uses the high-ranking official and generous salary as a bargaining chip, he will not give in if he asks me to drink on his behalf. Seventh, time to abstain from alcohol: This declaration is effective immediately until the end of life.
Famous aphorisms for quitting drinking: 1. A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family. 2. A gentleman is virtuous by being cautious about drinking and observing the precepts.
3. Drinking your own wine is paying for your life. 4. Being drunk and murderous leads to death and loss to the country.
5. Save money on cigarettes and alcohol, and ask for help in times of emergency. 6. Alcohol is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that cuts people off.
7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not drinking at all. 8. If you want to live longer, you must first stop smoking and drinking.
9. Quit drinking, quit drinking, and quit smoking. 10. A glass of wine, a lifetime of sadness.
1. Death: Alcohol will inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, causing respiratory arrest. In addition, due to the inhibition of the decomposition of liver glycogen, a drop in blood sugar may also have fatal effects.
2. Malabsorption syndrome causes various vitamin deficiencies and indirectly leads to various nervous system injuries.
3 Liver damage: Fat accumulation in the liver causes fatty liver. 4. Gastric ulcer: It can cause gastric bleeding and be life-threatening.
5. Nervous system damage: such as peripheral neuropathy. 6. Cerebral cortical atrophy: There are reports that some chronic alcoholics have cerebral cortical atrophy, and some patients also show signs of mental decline.
7. Alcoholic Fetal Syndrome: Alcohol is metabolized and excreted slowly in the fetus, causing harm to the developing fetus. 8. Being in a trance affects work efficiency.
9. Alienation from relatives and friends causes alcoholics to bear greater psychological frustration and pressure, leading to a vicious cycle of self-destruction and self-abandonment. 10. Drinking and driving is the main culprit of traffic accidents causing family tragedies.
11. The social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol costs millions of working days, is directly related to many industrial accidents, and is often a factor in suicide. The victims of alcohol are often not the drinkers themselves, but other innocent people.
For example, driving while drinking shows a disregard for human life, not just for the driver and his passengers, but also for the lives of innocent people.
4. There is a line in the middle of a funny doggerel about drinking that says, “If you don’t drink, you will go again”
If you don’t know how to drink at work, you will have no future! ”
“ One drink is nine taels, focus on training! ”
“Only drinks, not the boss!” ”
“You can drink without losing, leader secretary! ”
“If you drink it and fall down, your official position will be hard to protect!” ”
“Talent is hard to find if you drink too much!” "
"Run away in the middle, it's still too early for promotion! ”
“Lead the whole process and lead the future! ”
“Standing on both legs, drinking doesn’t count!” ”
“Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea! ”
“How can we not drink when we are walking around in the world?” "
"As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be used as wine! "
"As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink will be wine! ”
“Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become!” "
"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart! ”
“If you don’t want people to know, unless you drink! ”
“The universe is great in the wine, and the sun and the moon are long in the pot.” ”
“Drink wine when you meet close friends, and sing poems to people you meet.” ”
“A petty person is not a gentleman, and a man without wine is not a husband!” ”
“Drinking makes a hero brave, and he refuses to accept the control of his wife!” ”
“If a man doesn’t drink, he is walking in this world in vain! ”
“If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends! ”
“If you have deep feelings, take a sip, and if you have shallow feelings, lick it!” ”
“If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it first!” "
"Guests must get drunk if they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed! ”
“I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship!” "
"We are all close friends here. Let me have a glass of relaxing wine first. "
"My wife told me when I came here to drink less and eat more vegetables. ”
“If you don’t drink too much, you’re afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to exercise self-restraint not to drink. ”
“Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are always in love, can you have one less drink?” ”
“Are feelings iron-clad? iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! ”
“Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection! ”
“Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for the elder brother.
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“If you know how to drink one tael, drink two taels. This is a generous friend!” ”
5. Funny and insightful sentences about drinking
1. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is; 2. When a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed; 3. How can one not drink when walking in the world? 4. If one does not know how to drink, there will be no future. 5. When there is an injustice on the road, shout, who will drink if you don’t drink? 6. When the young man leaves home and the boss comes back, I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this drink. ; 7. A petty person is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband; 8. In the white emperor's colorful clouds, half a catty is easy; 9. Showing one's skills in times of crisis, the younger sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for the elder brother; 10. Love is always there in thousands of rivers and mountains. Is it okay to drink one less cup? 11. In order for the guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first. 12. It rains in the sky and there is drought in the ground. The cup just now does not count. 13. If feelings are iron or not, if they are iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; feelings Deep or not, if it is deep, then you are not afraid of intravenous injection; 14. If you can drink one tael, drink two taels, such a friend is generous; if you can drink two taels, drink five taels, such friends should be cultivated; if you can drink half a catty, the party should cultivate such friends. If you drink a kilogram, such a friend is the most considerate; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be; 15. Wine style is style, wine The bottle is the level.
6. Who knew there were funny drinking poems, such as: Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you become.
For example, the lady toasted to the leader: "Excited Heart, trembling hands, I propose a toast to the leader. If the leader doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.” Bring a drink to the leader. I will be happy if the leader drinks. If the leader doesn’t drink, I won’t leave.”
Hearing these rhyming and catchy words to persuade people to drink, you can’t help but not drink. In the past, the most important thing in our lives was The popular toast phrase is: "A deep sip of emotion, a shallow lick of emotion, a heavy lick of emotion, vomiting blood" has now been replaced by a new toast phrase: "Pour the fine wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although it is not a friendly brew, friends from far away have a drink."; "The sky is blue, the sea is blue, drink one cup at a time"; "The woman is beautiful, the man is talented, cup to cup, let's drink together."
What else is "Is love iron-clad or not?" iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection! "Don't say anything. The eldest brother is the closest to me. If the older brother doesn't drink, the younger sister won't do it. If the younger sister is happy, the older brother will drink." "There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted."
The old rule is to drink one or two, and good things come in pairs." "I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship."
"I know how to drink one or two. If you drink two ounces, you are a generous man; if you drink two ounces, you drink five ounces, you are the most generous; if you drink half a pound, you drink a pound, then you are the most considerate." "If you don't get drunk after drinking, it's better to take a nap; What's more, this is wine, not dichlorvos; it's rare to get drunk a few times in life, so you must drink it properly. "
And so on. The most classic one is that Tang poetry and Song lyrics are also used in persuading people to drink, such as: "Amidst the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is leisurely".
"Sun When the river comes out, the flowers are redder than the fire, and a gentleman must drink wine." "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and I suspect it is frost on the ground. Let's raise a glass and meet at the opposite door to have a drink."
"I don't wake up in spring sleep, and I hear cries everywhere. "Bird, raise your glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink?" "The young man has left home and the boss is coming back. I will invite the lady to accompany me for this drink." "Drink wine with a close friend, and sing poems to noble people."
And there are The lyrics also come in handy: "Show me your skills in times of crisis. Brother, please drink for me." > "Shout when you see injustice on the road, who will drink if you don't drink?" There are also people involved in drinking lawsuits: "The market economy is about competition, so drink a glass of wine." "We are all close friends when we get together, let's have a relaxing drink." .
"A big river has wide waves. If you drink it, we will drink it." "If you drink it, you will be a bear. If you don't drink it, you will be a bear. A bear is ugly, but a hero is so glorious."
It can be said that "a mouse gnaws the tea bowl, and the mouth is filled with porcelain (words). If there are words to toast, there are also words to block the wine."
For example: "If you don't drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, and you are self-conscious." "Restrictions do not drink". "Love is always the same in thousands of rivers and mountains. Is it okay if I don't drink this cup?" "A big river has wide waves, but this cup of wine will do nothing."
"The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and drinking tea instead of wine is also beautiful." It is different from the popular saying in the past: "My wife told me to drink less and eat more food when I came. If the situation is not good, I will be a bit lazy. I will go out for a few times and then come back." Much more elegant. Nowadays, I hear a lot of words to persuade people to drink, and a lot of words to say no to drinking.
"I laugh at how crazy the world is, and how arrogant it is to drink too much." As soon as you smile, the spring breeze will break your heart."
This poem is especially well composed: "The rolling Yangtze River is full of wine, ethanol has exhausted all the heroes, the pots and jars are empty, the cups and plates are there, a few pictures The old face is red, the leftover soup is on the wine table, and the drunken man is used to seeing his majesty. A group of drunkards are happy to meet each other. Many things in ancient and modern times are all wasted in the wine jar." I hope everyone will not remember the words to persuade people to drink, but to remember the words to block and refuse alcohol. , to avoid drinking too much and causing harm to the body.
The lady advises the man - Gong: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. The boss will think I am ugly if he doesn’t drink. At dawn, I hear birds chirping everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the beautiful woman, "How much should I drink?" - Gong: A big river has wide waves. Let's drink this glass.
: There is always love in the world, how about one less drink? When you treat a guest to a meal, the host will drink. Gong: The guest will get drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed. Shou: In order for the guest to drink well, he must drink first.
Advise a man whose wife is strict with him - Attack: Drinking makes him brave, and he will not accept his wife's control. Guard: The wife will tell you when you come, drink less and eat more food.
Between friends. Advising to drink alcohol - Attack: If a man doesn't drink, his life in this world is in vain. Guard: Show your skills in times of crisis, and the younger sister (brother) will drink for your brother.
Advise to drink white wine - Attack: Drink alcohol. If you drink in vain, you won't be able to get emotional. Shou: As long as you have feelings, whatever you drink will be wine.
When you stand up to propose a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "Lift your butt and drink again." This is to persuade others to drink. If you drink another drink, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "Move your butt to show respect."
If you don't drink, you can't make good friends if you have deep feelings. A mouthful is stuffy; if the emotion is shallow, lick it; if the emotion is thick, it is not enough to drink; if the emotion is weak, it cannot be drunk; if the emotion is iron, it will bleed after drinking.
Rinse your mouth with one, two or two ounces, and three or four ounces does not count as alcohol. , five or two and six liang walk on the wall, seven or two and eight liang are still roaring. If a man doesn’t drink, it’s useless to walk in the world. As long as there is something in his heart, tea is also used as wine. Wine is food spirit. The more you drink, the younger you become. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, who drinks today. Who are you afraid of? Wine and meat go through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart! How can a person wander in the world without being stabbed? I won’t come back until one o’clock~~~ A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a man who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.
Half a pound of wine is not good wine, a pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine. Drink as much as you can, but run away if you can't drink anymore.
Drunk on revolutionary wine every day.
..Standing on both legs, drinking does not count. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink. I drink it until my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired.
I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it - it doesn’t matter whether we can drink or not, we Also drunk every day! Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea 6 6! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer! If a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in." Small happiness, touch along the wall; big happiness.
7. One person, I drink wine and get drunk. Funny verses and jingles
One person, I drink wine and get drunk. I pair up the beautiful woman with two eyes. We are alone and we only hope that one day we can return together.
The charming girl gently holds the piano and the swallow plays in the purple bamboo forest. The infatuated beauty is willing to travel thousands of miles to find you.
Talking about the beauty, I am infatuated, laughing and playing the piano. I am frivolous, arrogant, ignorant and ignorant. It is only because I am too young
>Abandon the country, forget the world, cut off the love, leave no traces of concern, leave a name for the ages and pass down the legend. After two years of battle, my hair turned gray
Who will accompany whom in the battle of the whole life? Hate How Many Times
The defeated emperor Dou Cangtian won the throne and became an immortal. The heroic and heroic story continues to write the chapter of an alternative emperor in the world
In the world of mortals, I cut off the people who have been on the battlefield for a long time and became famous again. Li Wan, I have no regrets in this battle
I miss my heart and shed tears in my eyes. I have ruled the world for many years and made my name famous
In the mist and rain, I am ordinary and I have great ambitions in this life. I made this poisonous oath for my family to look back and smile
I send out the fragrance of flowers and look back to my meandering wine cup. I look back to the sea and feel the fragrance of pear blossoms with a sad song
Who will be the day when the general returns from an expedition? Brothers are still talking about wine, galloping bravely on the battlefield, hoping for defeat
When will I return this time? The cold wind stirs up my heart like gray. The cold wind blows the cherry blossoms, flying, touching the scenery, making my heart sad
The sound of the piano is long and sweet. In the echo of a quiet song, I sing for you. The vicissitudes of life are unforgettable. The drunken swallow returns and is fine
The flowers bloom with fragrance and look back again. The song is sad. Looking back, I feel the fragrance of the epiphyllum. A sad song laughs at the vicissitudes of life
Looking up at the misty rain outside the window, I miss your beautiful smile. I say goodbye to you. Under the moon, peonies are blooming and hundreds of flowers are blooming
Love has passed and it is hard to break up. I write down the chaos of the country. I am alone on the pillow and can't sleep. Dreams are accompanied by flowers flying and dancing.
The wind rises in the Purple Tower and wields the tyrannical sword. Tens of thousands of years have passed, and my heart has been lingering. How can I forget your face?
It suddenly feels like a dream. The broken leaves are dancing in the misty rain. The misty rain is waiting for me to be reincarnated on the cliff. Immortal
Why do you say goodbye and leave me alone to look for colorful butterflies and live like a dream? I will leave three words to express my heart.
This love flower picks a heart for you. Who can guess the lonely heart of dust and dust? The reason for the two painful lovesickness and three oaths is because I have nothing to ask for in my life
In and out of dreams, for thousands of years, have I ever remembered that oath? In this life, love will be unforgettable in the next life. The two words are beauty
Acacia rain for thousands of miles, acacia rain falling at the bottom of the valley, past events, a dream, a song of hope for the three-word storm
Scenes of rivers and lakes emerge in my mind, who understands the pain in my heart, three oaths to subvert
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