2. Some people praise you for not believing, while others scold you for not listening.
Everyone in this world will eat shit, but don't chew it. There is no shame in fighting with dogs and letting them pass first.
Everyone says he is bad, but if he is good to you, you have to admit that he is good.
You can't hit people with virtue, but being indifferent to fame and fortune is really unattractive.
6. Someone wears noble perfume, and I can smell scum.
7. I'm not afraid that I'm incompetent, but I'm afraid that I think I am.
8. You don't have to pretend to be elegant, but only your grandson can.
9. You think everyone is nice because you haven't met everyone.
10. If you survive, there will be a next time.
1 1. There are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.
12. It used to be written by pharmacies. I hope everyone in the world will not get sick, and I would rather put the medicine on the shelf to produce dust. Now the drugstore 38 yuan is full of six eggs.
13. Never fame and fortune, it is easy to get right and wrong.
14. Don't think that tattooed people are bad people. Yue Fei also got a tattoo. Don't think that all bugs will eventually become butterflies, because some may be maggots.
15. Holding urine can walk Wan Li Road, but it is difficult to have loose bowels.
16. I lost more people than you saw.
17. Whoever doesn't talk about people before will not be talked about later.
18. Some young actors feel wronged after waiting for hours. Don't be wronged, half of the money you get is waiting money. The same is true of crosstalk performers, who were scolded for half their money.
19. If something happens, find the reason yourself. Don't blame gravity if you can't shit.
20. It is difficult to do it year after year, and it is difficult to do everything.
2 1. Artists are like charcoal. When it's half black, there are only bones left, and when it's all red, there are only ashes left, so you need to be cautious again.
22. You don't need dignity when you grow up. People should live with their hearts and faces.
If you haven't experienced my pain, don't persuade me to be generous.
24. People's aspirations will change with their position.
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
26. In fact, what I hate most is people who don't know anything and advise you to be generous. You should stay away from such people, because lightning will bring you trouble. Wow, I stabbed you. You haven't wiped your blood clean. Here he comes. "It's nothing. Be brave. "
27. I have two hectares of land in Luoyang. How can I match the six countries? They forced me to go today.
28. How many people will live to be 100 years old? Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. For a lifetime, patience will pass.
29. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.
30. Don't compete with gentlemen for fame and fortune. Don't fight with the powerful, don't fight with heaven and earth. If the interior is incomplete, it is external. Without the parting generals of the earthen jar, there would be no prosperity of the Tang Dynasty. Great things will end. Gold is tried with fire, and people try with money.
3 1. Some people say that I have changed. In fact, I am who I used to be and who I am now. Just playing in the well, covered in mud. He looks funny, too Now I get up, take a shower, change clothes and drive away. The man by the well said I was swollen. Actually, it's not that I'm bloated, it's that he's lost. Why don't I look at others like this? What a shame.
32. Pretend that you have three points of dementia to prevent death and seven points to make a living.
33. Do what you can, ignore what you can't manage, as long as you don't cause trouble to yourself and society.
Throughout the ages, beggars have never asked for breakfast. If he can get up early, he won't have to beg.
I knew me that night, but I died after that night. The old man is right, three points of ability, six points of luck, backed by a noble person.
36. I have been much more energetic since I got mental derangement.
37. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
38. If you can't let me go, it means that you are either narrow-minded or I am too great.
39. You said that you still learn from others' ugliness without a diploma, and you learn from others' baldness if you are not smart. Looking at the back, I was so anxious that I turned around and scared off millions of soldiers.
40. As a typical failure, you are too successful!
4 1. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits. On a whim, I used your photo as a screensaver, and my computer was poisoned.
42. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
44. Relax, I'm not a good person.
45. Life is like a super girl. In the end, they are all pure men.
46. When a monk dies, he dies; When the emperor died, he died; When a vassal dies, he dies and he dies; When a scholar-bureaucrat dies, he dies, and he dies. The man who opposed me is dead. His name is-Oh!
47. A villain will always be a villain and will not change because of your manners. All the wicked people in the world are made by cowards.
48. You use a 6-digit password to protect your 2-digit deposit.
49. The signboard in the shop is braised pork, and you are a plate of peanuts. Everyone came to the store for dinner and ordered braised pork and peanuts. You have to recognize yourself and understand that people will always come for braised pork, not peanuts. You have your own value, but you can't afford a table.
50. There are two kinds of entertainment, one is pure entertainment-after reading this thing, you are happy and tired, just like burning your feet. What is the educational significance of scalding feet? Burning your feet reminds you of life? A hot foot is a hot foot. If you have to give a pot of hot water some meaning, it is suspected of fraud.
5 1. You should say hello. This is between me and him, not you. Yun-peng Yue asks what to do if I meet my former teacher at the Spring Festival Evening. )
52. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.
53. Life and understanding don't need time and experience. You can understand it when you are 3 years old, and you can understand it when you are 95 years old. However, it's a good thing to mend after the sheep is dead. He has been spoiled since childhood, and no one has told him anything. When he goes out at the age of 65, people will suddenly die at first sight. Beaten from birth, eight mouths a day, 25-year-old copper king kong iron arhat, regardless of anything.