2. Backup Law: Learn to do something with your left hand, because your right hand doesn't always work.
4. Law of Pain: Death is undoubtedly painful, but there is something more painful than death, and that is waiting for death.
5. Law of Time: How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
6. Law of Inertia: As long as anything can be detected in years and continuously strengthened, it will eventually be reprogrammed into a habit.
7. The law of the game: No matter how many dishes you play bowling, you may win once or twice every time you play, which will make you satisfied and happy.
8. Law of Value: When you use that thing, you will find that it is not as valuable as you thought.
9. Law of Happiness: You will be happy as long as you look on the bright side, just like if you fall into a ditch, you can imagine that maybe a fish just got into your pocket.
1. Apple Law: There are good apples and bad apples. You should eat the good ones first and throw away the bad ones. If you eat the bad ones first, the good ones will go bad. You will never eat the good ones, and so will life. Ten classic jokes of 22
Today, I saw someone on the forum saying that he hated the Japanese because his grandfather was killed by the Japanese at the age of five. I want to tell him that your grandfather died at the age of five, and you downloaded it online?
No.9 in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
I didn't feel much about today's "patriotic" movement, but I was really touched by the passion of a group of aunts in the square just now and I couldn't help but participate. They shouted, "Take it back!" I shouted: "Diaoyu Island!" They shouted, "Lift your hips!" I .....
No.8 in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
When I wrote Weibo, I added "What's wrong with this society" to the last sentence, and immediately the whole article was sublimated.
For example, I saw someone running a red light and thought, Why not kill you? The last sentence is replaced by: What's wrong with this society? All of a sudden from narrow-minded, sublimated into worrying about the country and the people and so on. I hope that when you write about Weibo, add this sentence at the end, and change from a layman to a person full of social responsibility. It's that simple!
No.7 in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
Every time I see those high school students and junior high school students fall in love, I will persuade them: Children, life is still a long way to go. It's time for you to study, so don't learn those bad habits. It's not too late to talk about them when you are as old as your uncle. Listen to your uncle and give them to us first, okay?
No.6 in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
Have lunch, and discuss which country is the most exclusive to China? So I began to list, restricting Chinese people's free access, restricting Chinese people's buying houses, restricting Chinese people's buying cars, restricting Chinese people's free schooling, forcing Chinese people to pay higher taxes, restricting Chinese people's buying more expensive oil, paying more expensive internet fees, giving Chinese people waste oil Mengniu milk powder, denying Chinese people access to Facebook, depriving Chinese people of their right to vote ... Finally, everyone stopped talking.
Fifth place in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
I just noticed that the TV series "Educated Youth" started. I think this name is too thin, and it should be changed to "Thanks to Chairman Mao for making me unable to go to the countryside to learn to eat enough. I am too tired to die. The man pretended to be sick in order to return to the city. After returning to the city, the woman retired without a job and no savings, but she still surfed the Internet every day to scold Deng for missing that regretless youth. Who said that you were cheated and who was in a hurry?"
Fourth place in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
I have a friend who joined Yitang after graduating from college in 2, Duolaimi in 22 after bankruptcy, eBay in 23 after bankruptcy, MyNet in 25 after semi-bankruptcy, ppg in 26 after bankruptcy and PPG in 29 after bankruptcy. In 2xx, he tried to apply to join the Party and was secretly arrested.
Third place in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
My little girl, someone, once made up a joke-
"What is king?" "If the opponent is not good, he will run over him."
"What is bullying?" "Hey, it's also run over."
"... what is the way of Confucius and Mencius?" "Tell him before you run it over."
Second place in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
Shuhuan, I missed you on the first day you left. Shuhuan, the day after you left, I miss you and miss you. Shuhuan, on the third day after you left, I miss you and miss you. Shuhuan, on the fourth day after you left, I miss you, miss you, miss you. Shuhuan, on the fifth day after you left, I miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you. Shuhuan, on the sixth day after you left, you made an excel sheet and pulled it down. I really couldn't move on.
First place in the top ten classic jokes of 2xx:
I heard a saying:
The essence of getting along with my sister is: if she is not wet behind the ears, show her the prosperity of the world; If her heart has changed, take her on a merry-go-round.
The essence of getting along with Brother is: If he is seed of love, take off your clothes; If he reads countless people, you are on the stove. Ten classic miscellaneous words
1. Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifetime of happiness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a lifelong heartbreak; It is absurd to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a sigh!
2, if you give your heart, you will get your heart, but it may also hurt the completeness of iba. Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.
3. Other people's money and wealth are my external things.
4. Every wine has a thousand cups. Drink as much as you can. If you can't, run away. . . . . . .
5. It is said that the fish's memory is only 7 seconds. After 7 seconds, it can't remember the past events, and everything becomes new. Therefore, it will never feel bored in a small fish tank, because after 7 seconds, every place it has been has become a new world.
6. Marriage is an umbrella. With it, the wind and rain and the scorching sun will naturally be very comfortable, but in more plain weather, it is inevitable that an umbrella will be a burden.
7. Sometimes, tasting tea is like tasting life. There is thought in ignorance, enlightenment in thinking, a little aftertaste and a little life.
8, you can escape a lot, except fate; Can change a lot, except fate; You can give up a lot, except memory; You can forget a lot, except you.
9, the present vision and the future ideal, they can always meet at a corner of life.
1. We always pay attention to whether what we get is valuable or not, but often ignore whether what we give up is a pity! Ten classic quotations of Mandela
1. If you want to make peace with your enemy, you must work with him.
2. I have no other special belief, except that our cause is just, which is very strong and has won more and more support.
3. An educated person will not be oppressed because he has the ability to think alone.
4. No one is born to hate another person because of skin color, birthplace or religious belief. Hate needs learning. Since people can learn to hate, they can also be taught to love. Love is easier to enter the human heart than hate.
5. Everything seems impossible before it is finished.
6. Education is the most powerful weapon that can be used to change the world.
7. A country should be judged not by how it treats the people with the highest status, but by how it treats the poor or people with nothing.
8. Democracy requires respect for the political rights of minorities.
9. I have fulfilled my responsibility to my people and South Africa. I have no doubt that future generations will restore my reputation. Similarly, I want to say that the criminals who should stand in this court are members of the government.
1. The greatest glory is not never falling, but always getting up after falling.