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Lv Ziqiao's classic quotations of picking up girls. Take notes if you are single.
1, how's it going? This is not a disaster. Let me ask you, do you know the difference between a phoenix reborn from the fire and a duck burnt by the fire? Let me show you: meowed, my name is Lu, I am a loser, and I was rejected. This is roast duck; And I, I will be like this: it is love that makes me depressed. I looked at the vastness of the world indifferently. It turns out that I have loved and never stayed. My name is Zhan Bo, a man with a story. Do you see it? It's called the Bathing Fire Phoenix.

2, this is called casting a net to catch more fish.

I have long said that life is short, and eating, drinking and having fun is king.

4, man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.

As the saying goes, there is only one possibility for two hamsters to be kept together for three months: they are both male.

6. Do you know what a second gear start is? Today, I learned that for senior people, the low-end link of eating and watching movies can be omitted!

7. Can I chase you? This is an irresistible confession. Sounds like crap. Chasing girls or not is a man's freedom, and he doesn't need the approval of the other party at all. But in fact, this is a very penetrating killing trick. She can't say no, you ask her to refuse; But what you ask is nothing at all, then you will never be rejected. If she nods in agreement, it means that she has been cheated by you. Agreeing to let you chase is to accept your kindness in disguise. Explain that the opportunity has come, the city gate has been opened, and all you have to do is gallop!

8. No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you because you gave her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.

9. I will tell her: since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk well in the coming year. Gifts will only remind you that you are one year older, and they are all clouds.

10, today is Valentine's Day. You have to understand that no one will sympathize with you because you are lovelorn, but there are thousands of girls in Qian Qian who are infatuated with you because of your melancholy.