Poems and famous quotes about swearing

1. Which of all the poems that curse people are curse poems

The earliest satirical poems in China may be some chapters in the Book of Songs, "Xiang Mouse": "Xiang Mouse" If a person has skin but no manners, why is he immortal? A rat has skin and teeth, but a human being has no teeth. A rat has skin and a body but no manners. If you are rude, why will you die? ”

It’s so hard to find poems. Some of the poems that don’t use curse words include:

There are so many weapons in China, but you only learn swords;

If you don’t learn how to use the upper sword, you should learn how to use the lower sword;

There are so many moves for lowering the sword, so you learn the drunken sword;

If you don’t learn the bronze sword and the iron sword, go and learn it Silver sword!

Finally, you have mastered the martial arts secret skill: Drunk Silver Sword!

Finally, we reach the state where man and sword become one---sword!

I found that saints also cursed people. Mencius said: Yang's love for me is without a king; Mo's universal love is without a father. Without a father and a king, he is just a beast. Even scholars who hold different opinions have to scold each other. This shows that China has had a tradition of scholars scolding others since ancient times. The difference between scholars and ordinary people lies in the degree to which curses penetrate people's bones.

You did nothing wrong! We can only blame Darwin’s theory of evolution for this!

It's not your fault that you're ugly. You deserve it!

When you were a child, were you bitten by a pig or pinched by a door? You still have the courage to live, you are so brave... 2. Swearing quotes from famous people

Ending words: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven --- Forgot (bastard) one has big ears and the other has small ears- --A handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs was slapped on the back of the neck --- The glaze was reversed and no chicken came out for twenty-one days --- The meat that the bad guy couldn't sell in the dog days of summer --- The triangular cemetery of bad guys --- I have not washed my mouth for three years - I have a foul mouth and I have not pooped for three years - I have bloated feces (bastard) I am raised by a big girl - an ugly thing and a bastard pulled in a big cart - the landowner who carries you has gouged his eyes out ---The blind ghost falls into the sky with bean dregs---The pig eats the Lantern Festival and rolls it into the pot---The bastard falls into the sky and the steamed buns fall---The good fortune of a dog is divided into two parts for five hundred dollars---Two hundred and fifty cow shit insects move---Get out of here There are sores on the top of the head and suppuration on the soles of the feet---the erhu in the Dongyue Temple is so bad---the ghost pulls the stones and puts them in the chicken coop---the old fat pig is slaughtered---the tiger who was knifed drags his raincoat--- -Unpopular people have eldest brothers and younger brothers---who do you think is the oldest? Burning yams in the ashes---they are all just ashes (bastards) and scattering soybeans in the sesame fields---bastards give rewards in the underworld---hunt for ghosts and hang them. Beat powder and arrange flowers---Be shameless and beat drums with meat and bones---Hunt (hunk) all meat bones and blow the trumpet---Hun (hunk) all meat bones and cook glutinous rice balls in a pot---Hunt (hunk) egg with long back Sore bones, umbilical cord, and pus --- it's bad for the black bean bag --- it smells bad. 3. What are the ancient poems about cursing people?

1. I have been tired of writing all my life, and my reputation will never tire of it. Even if the horse is on the fortress, there will be no young chicken fighting in the east of the city. ——Su Shi's "Supplementary Notes on Dongpo's Chronological Poems"

2. A needle is hammered a thousand times, and the cloth is turned upside down. ——Wen Yingjiang in "Chanting the Needle"

3. "Ning is as high as a horse thousands of miles away, will it be like a cattail in the water, rising and falling with the waves, and steal my whole body? Ning and Qi Ji are as high as Will the yoke follow the footsteps of the slave horse? Would it rather compete with the yellow swans, or compete with the chickens and swans for food?" - Qu Yuan in "Chu Ci·Bu Ju".

4. Mandarin ducks occupying water can irritate guests, while parrots can avoid scolding people if they are too caged. ——"Two Poems from the Young Master's Family" by Li Shanfu

5. I am used to listening to boys mocking teachers, and I am too lazy to write idiots' scolding books. ——"Five Poems on Small Garden" Liu Kezhuang

6. A rat in an official warehouse is as big as a bucket, and will not leave when someone opens a warehouse. The healthy children have no food and the people are hungry. Who will send the king to the king's mouth? ——"Official Hamster" Cao Ye

7. Rats have skin, but humans have no manners! If a person has no manners, what is the point of not dying?

Rats have teeth, but humans have teeth! There is no end to human beings, why wait until death?

The Rat sign has a body, but humans are rude! If a person is rude, why should he be rude? ——"Xiang Mouse" Book of Songs

Boil the beans to make soup, and drain the black beans to make juice. The beetles are burning under the cauldron, and the beans are weeping in the cauldron. They are born from the same roots, so there is no need to rush into each other! ——Wei Caozhi's "Seven-Step Poetry"

Although the soldiers and horses in front of the palace are heroic, they are as violent as the Qiang Hun. I heard that there were many murderers on the river, and most of the women were among the officers and soldiers. —— Du Fu's "Quequatrains"

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Everyone hopes to be smart, but I have been fooled by my wisdom throughout my life. I only hope that the child will be foolish and reckless, and will be able to reach the official without any disaster - Su Shi's "Xi'er"

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If you are not great at work, you will be famous if you can boast; if you are good at work, you will be famous. Drilling brings wisdom. This is a yamen, but I am happy with it: there are two or three public houses, and my lover is always there; there is a hotel for talking and laughing, but there are no ordinary people coming and going; I can travel to the United States and Japan. There is no need to worry about lack of money, it is backed by public funds. Eat all over "sea, land and air" and play enough "beauties".

The world says: Shameful and abominable! ——Anonymous "New Collection of Inscriptions on the Humble Room"

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The official is not big, but the one who has power is wise; Although he is a ninth-grade person, he is still a saint. Eat, drink, play and fish, everything can be done first. The official rank is promoted year by year, and the wealth and wealth are increasing day by day. When there are cars coming and going, he plays the piano randomly; he gives random directions at every turn and fools people. No pain from fatigue, no worries from work. The world cannot compare, and neither can the gods. The common people said: "This official is detestable!" - Anonymous's "New Collection of Inscriptions on the Humble Room"

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Why don't you use these words to reflect on yourself! ——-"Yiyuan Yan"

14. Snake words come from the mouth. ——"Xiaoya·Qiaoyan" (excerpt)

15. The words are clever and the face is thick. ——"Xiaoya·Qiaoyan" (excerpt) 4. A collection of sentences describing curses

1. Sarcastic words 1. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick. 2. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive! 3. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling. This feeling is just like the feeling when I have a nightmare.

2. Sarcastic words 1. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day? 2. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It’s really nothing, but every morning without telling Big Wolf, the two of them meet to have breakfast and go to the place where they fight together;

3. Ironic sentences 1. If you were a flower , cows won’t dare to poop anymore! 2. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students. 3. Don’t tell others you know me, that’s an insult! You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a sassy demeanor like a sunflower. I look around and see that you are just a nymphomaniac!

4. Sentences that satirize men 1. Being handsome is of no use. Can you use that face to swipe your card after spending money? 2. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the delicious food of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

5. You deserve those harsh words that hurt others. 1. One slap will make you unable to buckle off the wall. 2. I'm not a fortune teller, and I can't tell you the things you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones. 4. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications? 5. Poems about swearing

The son is a wolf in the mountain, and he will run rampant when he succeeds

The mother is sincere, but the mother is unhappy

In the white emperor's colorful clouds, Someone is sitting by the river. In the blink of an eye, Xiao Li flew his knife, and someone turned into a little eunuch. (Please automatically replace the person with the person you want to scold)

At noon on the day of hoeing, mines were laid in the soil. Your kid digs a mine and blows it up into two hundred and fifty.

I wish you blessings like the East Sea, and you deserve to drown. I wish you longevity and you deserve to be crushed to death.

Li Bai came to the morgue as the incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke.

Head to the ground and feet to the sky, and go to the west with a smile.

There was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe and see the banknotes one after another.

There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai climbed up to the window. When exposed to X-rays, all my hair fell out.

As the incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth was drooling, and I didn't have any money when I touched my pocket.

If you don’t wash your feet during spring sleep, you will be bitten by mosquitoes everywhere. Athlete's foot comes at night and it smells terrible.

Sleeping in spring without waking up, mosquito bites everywhere. The big bear comes at night and no one can escape.

Li Bai took a boat without paying him, so the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is a thousand feet deep, and I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

Qingming Festival

Du Mu of Tang Dynasty

It rains heavily during Qingming Festival

I am alone and want to die

Where is the beauty? Yes

The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun from afar

Ming Xue

It’s noon on the cooking day, sweat dripping from the oil while cooking.

Who eats Chinese food? , every grain is fishy and bitter.

Like a dream

Always remember to eat in the canteen,

The flies are as happy as ever.