Xizhengmeng's classic lines:

1. Corporal James, a five-star American general.

2. There is a Degang Guo in Beijing, China. Military wizards, literate, able to write and secure the world, martial, able to mount a horse, know women on the kang, and know shoes on the kang.

3. After earning money, we won't do anything at home. Let's open a big shop, let's run a company, I'll get a big table, be the boss, and hire 1 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day. I scold them one by one, and I won't scold the toilet sweeper every day, because my daughter-in-law is a toilet sweeper.

4. The pilot took out the money and added 3 yuan of oil to the helicopter.

5. Who knows that thing in America! Ask the village chief!

6. The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

7. I'm desperate to eat lobster, but I don't want cake.

Classic lines in My Life:

1. Non-famous crosstalk actors Degang Guo and Yu Qian.

2. It was cold, and I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the button and put it in my pocket.

3. I'm going to commit suicide and jump off a building. I have studied this jump. The second floor is different from the twentieth floor. The second floor is "pa" and "ah", and the twentieth floor is "ah-"pa ".

4. Help if you are in trouble, and help if you are not in trouble.

5. It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

6. My friend said that he helped me to print counterfeit money, and I gave him 5 yuan-he gave me 1 yuan for counterfeit money, and I suspected that he cheated me.

The classic lines of "Driving in Jing Li":

1. Jing Li sings Allegro well, and he is a little helper of the Beijing Beggars' Sect.

2. I raced with a disabled person in a wheelchair and lost.

3, drive three miles, my god, it's so exciting!

4. Drop a big bag and open it to see that it is full of money. "My mama of, too exciting, god! This time, I can not only buy a car, but also marry a beautiful wife! " Bang! A woman fell, this beautiful one, lying there. "Oh, my God, it's so exciting!" Just as it was beautiful, four policemen came over there and said, "Hey, did you kill this?" Car accident!

classic lines of I am a scientist:

1. Guo: I released them after I finished my studies that year.

Yu: let it out?

Guo: release after learning!

Yu: have you finished your studies? You're locked up after your sentence is released, aren't you?

Guo: I'm done!

Yu: graduated from school.

Guo: full of learning, yes, we didn't kill anyone who was killed or released.

2, play, play, play, go means go, play. Work hard and finish my "playgo" quickly.

classic lines of "I am a triad society":

1. Look at others, drivers buy big buildings, look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and tears are flowing in your heart.

2. Yu: Is your father's surname Cui? Guo: Your father's name is Jian!

3. Don't listen! Little bastard! I said dad, don't say that. Don't say that children are rabbits. Genetically speaking, it's bad for parents. My father was in a hurry, and rolled his arms and sleeves. I'll fight you!

4. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do something good, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do something bad. We're too embarrassed for ghosts.

5. Have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous? Have you seen it? Yeah, yeah, we're together. Does Hong Xing Society, the underworld in Hong Kong, know? I'll take Hong Xing's. But we are not the headquarters, we are from the branch. I'm from Niulanshan.

6. I belong to the underworld. Look how black I'm dressed.

Classic lines in On Dreams:

1. Guo: Brother Di (God), I hope the world will be peaceful, the people will live and work in peace, the country and the people will be safe, and there will be no war, ok?

Yu: you are asking a lot.

2. Guo: Can you change it? Let's discuss something else. I touch my body with a photo of Yu Qian. Brother Di, look at this. He looks very poor and can't get a date. You give it to him and make it beautiful. Brother Di (look at the photo and tear it up) Let's talk about world peace. I said you this, it's outrageous, you this, you don't agree, you don't agree, why tear it up, I still have it to ward off evil spirits.

The classic lines of "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening":

1. "I am very happy to give you a New Year!" Everyone together "I am very happy to pay New Year greetings to everyone!" With a bow, the crosstalk was over.

2. Follow the advertiser and engage in TV dramas. The circle is also quite messy. Especially, it's not easy to engage in TV drama, film and television circles. I hate them very much. There are too few female directors.

3. They all say that I am a good-looking person.

4. People give baskets of flowers to people who sing drums. When they come to our place, they don't even have wreaths.

The classic lines of "Giving a Son by Entrusting a Wife":

1. Who doesn't know Yu Qian? You haven't eaten pork before you met Yu Qian!

2. Guo: You drove here in a 13-door Cadillac.

Yu: I came by train.

3. Guo: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house where I live is also very difficult. It's riddled with holes. It's fatal to catch up with the rain.

Yu: what?

Guo: It's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, sometimes it's too heavy, so the whole family goes to the Third Ring Road to take shelter from the rain.

4. Guo: At that time, the old man was in good spirits, and his face was red. An 89-year-old man just lost his teeth, leaving one tooth, but he was still eating and had his teeth stuffed.

Yu: Is there still a tooth left?

Guo: He's got the lotus root in his eye.

Classic lines from Cousin Jing Li:

1. Her photo was posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

2. Elder sister, I think this is a misunderstanding. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. I hope you can forgive us. I'll send them to surrender later. I'll find a job and be a good person. Thank you, Elder sister. We must turn over a new leaf. Go home.

3. Elder sister, get off the bus. You can't kill too much. The rain has made the ground wet. Give us a chance to re-create ourselves. I don't, I'll marry you two. Karma!

I want to travel classic lines:

Guo: It's a big gamble. It's 5 cents a handful.

Yu: Oh, you have seen money.

Guo: I like going abroad, because I like western food very much.

Yu: that's the right place to go.

Guo: They bring you a plate. Cut it. There are eggs in it. Roll lettuce with sauce and eat it.

Yu: Take a knife and fork to eat eggs and fill cakes, right?

Guo: I have flown. When I bought the ticket, it was written, first class, economy class, business class and standing ticket.

at: stop ticket? There are still standing tickets on the plane? Degang Guo's classic lines and quotations from cross talk

1. The general was born with boldness and arrogance, and the wind blows the Yanling knife, and the drum, the mountains, the rivers, the lightning, the banners and the sun and the moon are high.

How can a worm escape from a cave in Kirin in the sky and wait for a letter to return? My husband and I will untie our shirts

2. The crooked wood will bend until the end, and a wolf will look after the dog.

3. "Jinshan bamboo shadow has been around for thousands of years, and the clouds are locked and the water flies by itself.

The jade belt floats in the Yangtze River, and a bright moon rolls a golden ball.

It's as far away as three thousand miles in Hubei. As close as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.

The beautiful scenery can't be seen for a while, and lucky chance has a Traveling in a pictorial world. "

-Qianlong, Degang Guo

4. "The bamboo shadow of Lushan Mountain has been around for thousands of years, and the water flows naturally at the peak of Yunsuo.

The jade belt floats in the Yangtze River, and a bright moon rolls a golden ball.

Luyao is 3, miles northwest, and it is threatening to overwhelm millions of states in the southeast.

The beautiful scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance will visit again. "

—— Zhu Yuanzhang

5. "The pine shadow in the green hills has lasted for thousands of years, and the water flows naturally at the peak of the cloud lock.

The Wan Li River floats with jade, and a bright moon rolls with golden balls.

Looking three thousand miles from the north of Saibei, you are nearsighted on sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River.

You can't enjoy all the beautiful scenery in one place. Come back to lucky chance if you have time. "

-Kangxi

6. "The bamboo shadow in Longchuan is thousands of years old, and the water flows naturally at the peak of the cloud lock.

The jade belt floats in the Yangtze River, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking at the 3,-border area in the northwest from a distance, it will overwhelm the twelve states in the south of the Yangtze River.

You can't see all the good scenery for a while, so lucky chance will come again if you have time. "

—— Ganlong

7. Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin and thin, and the sun sets, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital

8. The horse is thin and hairy, and the son steals his father, which is not a thief. The blind uncle married a blind grandmother, and the old couple lived for more than half a generation without seeing anyone.

9. Lascivious and romantic, it's not that enemies don't get together. Just for the sake of adultery, it is difficult to protect his wife and children. Playing in the immediate future, evil is full behind him, and retribution is from the beginning, and all evils are the first. Therefore, it is a hook on the media.

1. If you look straight, you will eventually bend. It is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog. Soon after the ink dyed the cormorant black, painting the crow white was not firm. Honey soaking in Huang Lian will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet. Good things must be done by good people, and no mortal can be a fairy.

11. Telling stories and singing plays to persuade people, and the three continents go to the center. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right path in the world is vicissitudes.

12. The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate;

The small bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I think about it day and night.

Don't be quiet in your heart, read the article early in the morning;

Only after ten years of hardship in the study can you be wise and broad.

13. There are three emperors and five emperors in morality, and the fame is Xia Hou Shang and Zhou Dynasties;

The Five Heroes make trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period and rise and fall in an instant!

There are several names in the history of Qing Dynasty, and there are countless barren hills in Beimang;

Our predecessors have harvested it from the fields, saying something about enter the dragon.

14. Obeying the law, facing the court, worrying, singing at night, riding mules at the expense of others, is fair and starving. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't help it!

15. The most serious injury is the late cold weather, and the gaunt people are miserable. Inviting wine to destroy the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, looking for incense and dreaming, five more cold. The hairpin phoenix has tears in her eyes, and I have no chance to spend it. The lonely heart of the small building is full of moons, and it is also difficult to be hooked and round.

Degang Guo crosstalk classic sentence

1. Tired from walking, he sits here, and the dog sits here, with one side tall. Anyone who comes over will wonder: Whose twin is this?

2. Scientists know martial arts, but even immortals can't stop them.

3. This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 3 in the afternoon! The traffic jam was solid when the police arrived.

4. Listening to cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child in our neighborhood who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, what English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... Anyway, can he sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him? Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " Regardless of the law, I would have killed him! I can't understand cross talk in foreign languages!

5. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury it.

6, lobster, sea crab, haha! I love eating with shells! Waiter, bring him a dish of melon seeds.

Flight 7,91, from Xizhimen to Zhongguancun, the fare is 5 yuan, please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants have to shout when they stand there. Go, go, go. There are big seats, there are big seats.

8. The white one in the White House-freshly painted pulp.

9. I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here, and they all came on foot. Those old gentlemen in Tianjin started to leave on Tuesday. But there is something wrong with my car recently, and the speed is a little slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I didn't know until I checked it. I lost my pedal ...

1. You don't need electricity to speak louder!

11. Your shameless appearance is very much like my charm.

12. grenades are expensive. if there are six for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first.

13. Don't leave after the party. Go for dinner-whoever goes will pay for it.

14. A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

15. This young man looks like an actor ...

16. Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

17. From now on, I will never eat lobster again.

18. "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"

19. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken claws and ate one and a half.

2. Pancakes and steamed bread are eaten with rice.

21. Don't leave when the party is over. I'll treat you to dinner-whoever goes will pay for it.

22. The couple may not have a good relationship, and a good relationship is not necessarily a couple; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak cross talk, and singers don't necessarily know music.

23. I have money at home and drive a Cadillac that opens at 13. You can tell by the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, "chug chug", oh, three jumps.

24. Give me a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.

25. "Grandpa, how can I get to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

26. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

27. Don't hit him or scold him. It's just asking for money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, if it exceeds 1 yuan, you can kill the ticket.

28. The story told today is not far from now. Those who have old people at home can go back and ask, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

29. As soon as it started, half of Beijing was emitting black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you, "Elder Sun, please accept your magic."

3. Lobster, sea crab, haha! I love eating with shells! Waiter, bring him a dish of melon seeds.

31. If you poke a noodle in that lock, it will open, and a packet of instant noodles will open a little.