Song: What are you doing? What are you in a hurry?

Zhao: Hurry up. It will be announced that you will be the Olympic torch bearer soon. Hurry up

Song; You are still in a hurry, what does it have to do with you. Hurry up and put the chair down for me. I have to take a break

Zhao: It’s not too late.

Zhao: What are you doing?

Song: What did you say you were doing? Remember, stretching out your left hand means getting into the water, stretching out your right hand means shutting up, raising your left foot means rubbing your legs, and raising your right foot means kissing. Do you hear me?

Zhao: My wife, let me tell you something. Come back to the scene soon. Don’t let me rub your legs. Can you please save some face for me?

Song: Cherish the opportunity. After running the torch, if you want to touch this leg again, you can do it. It's gone

Zhao: What happened? It can still run with these legs

Song: What kind of legs are these

Zhao: Cold legs

Song: Wrong, this is not an ordinary leg, this is the left leg of an Olympic torchbearer

Zhao: Ham

Liu: Oh, uncle and aunt, come here Come on, come and get ready

Song: You are

Liu: I am today’s host Xiao Liu

Song: I am Baiyun, this is It’s my assistant Xiao Hei

Liu: Uncle, let me tell you, our program has changed a bit today

Zhao: Don’t change, she wants to be the torchbearer. It has been promoted in newspapers for half a year

Liu: We did an online survey, and finally found out that netizens are particularly vocal about you being a torch bearer, and now your approval rate has surpassed Aunt

Liu: So in the end, our organizing committee decided to let netizens come up with questions today and let the two old people answer the questions on the spot. Finally, based on the support rate on the Internet, it was decided that Liaobei would be chosen today. Who are the regional farmer torchbearers? Now that netizens’ questions have come out, first we will do a simple survey on the two Olympic torchbearer candidates. Netizens asked: Our torchbearers need to run a long distance when delivering the Olympic flame. The two old people are already over 80 years old. How far can you run? You must tell the truth

Zhao: I ran two miles.

Zhao: Tell the truth!

Song: I don’t think this question should be considered a problem. Because this is something that can be exercised. No one is born running. Finished answering.

Liu: Continue listening to the questions. Netizens asked the two old men to answer the question. Please listen, what kind of sport makes people heart-wrenching?

Song: Football!

Liu: Which sport is more heart-wrenching to watch?

Song: Chinese football!

Liu: Please continue to listen to the questions. The Olympic Games is an international event. It is best for our torchbearers to know a little foreign language. How do you say tea in English?

Song: tea!

Liu: Green tea

Zhao: Green tea.

Liu: There are still netizens asking, who is the father of the modern Olympics?

Zhao: Whose father?

Liu: What is the name of the father of the modern Olympics?

Song: You don’t know what to do when you stand up?

Zhao: I’m afraid that you will snatch it away.

Liu: Then we can only cancel this question!

Liu: Oh, right now, online voting shows that aunt’s vote is very close to uncle’s. Oh, now it has surpassed uncle.

Song: Look at my popularity.

Liu: The last question is this. Ask the torchbearer candidates to talk about their relationship with the Olympic flame.

Song: Thank you to Tieling TV, Liaoning TV, and possibly CCTV in the future. Thank you to my family, my friends, my fans, those loyal "white rats". Without you, there would be no me. Ms. Baiyun’s today. Today on this grand occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years. I am a premature baby. When I came into this world, the first word I said was not mom but dad. I have been associated with fire since I was a child. I loved playing with fire when I was three years old, which caused a huge fire in my house. When I was six or seven years old, I accidentally attached a brazier, which still has marks on my buttocks. When I was a teenager, I stepped on a train and was introduced by a cook. I met a black earth guy who made me angry all my life, and I lived a life of dire straits ever since. I often ask myself why I came to this world burning with fire, and why I have an indissoluble bond with fire. Today I finally understand that I was born to be an Olympic torch bearer. This is what my mother said to me yesterday.

Zhao: Hey, hey, your mother has been dead for more than thirty years!

Song: I dreamed about it. How! My mother said to me, Yun, you were born next to the pile, you are the life of fire, and you must be the Olympic torch bearer!

Zhao: Why didn’t your mother say you came here by rocket?

Song: Why, my mother also said that if anyone dares to compete with you for the position of the torch bearer, your father and I will take him away!

Liu: Now the competition has reached a stage of intense heat. Let me say a few words.

Zhao: This is a desperate move. I won’t fight for it. Just give this opportunity to my wife.

Song: Give up!

Zhao: If you don’t give up, you will die!

Liu: The results of our online voting are now available. Friends, I announce that the final candidate for the farmer torchbearer in northern Liaoning for the 2008 Beijing Olympics is Uncle Black Earth.

Zhao: Don’t cry. I heard from my wife that this is decided by the people. We are members of the same family, so it’s an honor for both of us.

Song: But I can’t stand it. How can I survive if you take me for granted? Now you must not bully me like I bully you!

Zhao: I can’t be my wife. No matter what I am, I am still yours, my wife.

Song: Does my gesture still work?

Zhao: Your gestures definitely work.

Zhao: Drink water, shut up, rub your legs, and give me a kiss.

Zhao: You should be happy that I became a torchbearer! What a great thing, right? If you don't bully me in this life, I won't be able to live.

Liu: Dear friends, now we welcome Uncle Black Earth to give his acceptance speech.

Zhao: OK!

Zhao: Today, I, unexpectedly, I am already eighty...

Liu: Uncle, this is a souvenir of our event.

Zhao: Come on, baby, a hundred years of Olympic Games, 2008, let me catch up.