General, we failed again & yes, General
The classic quotations of the little monster are referenced from Baidu Encyclopedia
1. Happy: He is so pitiful, there is no I feel like I can go home and jump off a cliff!
Little Monster: I didn’t... (see Dr. Zhai’s design drawing) Could this be the blueprint of Dr. Zhai’s latest invention?
Little Monster
Dr. Zhai: You have nothing?
Little monster: I have no... no... no home to return to, please take me in!
2. Big Monster: I must take back the cockroach to be my sister!
Little monster: General, don’t be angry, your arms are actually quite warm, you must be a good brother!
Big Monster: Hey, have you had enough lying down? My hands are numb!
3. General, what I mean by calling is that you have to clap the phone hard to get a signal.
4. Big Monster: Little Monster, you actually said what I was thinking!
Little monster: General, you think like this every time, there is nothing new at all!
Little Monster
5. Big Monster: Corporal Little Monster, didn’t you say he is the ultimate killer?
Little Monster: If it is true, tens of thousands of people will die at his hands!
Big Stranger: What’s your name?
Little Monster: The popular idol of Star Planet, the girl killer Xiao Tiantian!
6. Big monster: Remember, if you are caught by the enemy, even if you are beaten to death, you will not be able to reveal our plan!
Little Monster: Don’t worry! General! Even if I beat you to death, I won’t say anything!
Big Monster: OK! Why does it sound so awkward...
7. Little Monster: General Big Monster, I think we have great content.
Big Stranger: Why?
Little monsters: We are the first villains to rob knowledge!
8. Big weirdo: I asked you to follow the principal, how come you lost track of him?
Little Monster: Today I followed him and went to a cinema. They were playing horror movies and I didn’t dare to go in.
Still photos of Little Monster (6 photos)
Big Monster: As a spy, you have to enter no matter how scary it is! What kind of movie is it?
Little Monster: "Spy without Funds"!
9. Pumpkin monster: No one will be left before twelve o'clock!
Little Monster: Before twelve o'clock? Is it Beijing time or Star Planet time? What if the quality of your watch is not good or the time is inaccurate?
10. If I were swapped with the big monster general, I would be much taller. But I still don’t want to change it because I can’t accept the appearance.
11. The big monster: Too abominable! The monster you summoned turns out to be a fan of Superman!
Little monster: It’s really hateful! Why isn't he a fan of Superman? (Little monster crying)
12. Big monster: Finally we found a chance to trap the careless Superman with a tornado!
Little Monster: But General, we are the ones trapped by the tornado!
13. (The little monster alarmed Careless when he stole the drawings.)
Careless: What is the sound?
Little monster: Meow——
Careless: It’s a cat. No, there are no cats around here, right?
Little monster: Woof——
Careless: It’s a dog. That's not right. The neighbor's dog suffers from depression and doesn't bark all year round.
14. Big Stranger: Alas, it failed again, the moon is still intact.
Little Monster: Alas, it failed again, the cell is still intact.
15. Big Stranger: Don’t tell? It seems that I have to use the five strange punishments of discouragement!
Little monsters: In order: 1. Tickling the soles of the feet; 2. Listening to the sound of scratching the glass; 3. Watching us eat when we are hungry; 4. Smelling smelly socks; 5. Spanking!
Big Monster: These are the five major weird punishments, but today I am going to create a sixth one for you to try, which guarantees double the pain! One plus five equals six. The first type of foot scratching plus the fifth type of spanking is the sixth type of strange punishment!
Little monster: General, according to your method, I have just created the seventh strange punishment, which is the third plus the fourth!
Big Monster: Little Monster learned so fast this time!
Little monster: Chang Beizhu, look!
Big Monster: Idiot! The third and fourth should be to let the captive watch you eat and smell the smelly socks while being hungry, not to let him watch you eat the smelly socks while being hungry!
Chang Beizhuo (spits): I can’t stand it anymore, I’ll do it!
16. Big Monster: Go tell Happy Superman about your birthday, and he will definitely give you a gift then.
(Little Monster’s imagination)
Little Monster: Happy Superman, today is my birthday, you know!
Happy: I’ll give you the teleportation pen!
(Back to reality)
Little Monster: Happy Superman, today I...
Hua Xin: What a beautiful pen! Happy Superman, where did it come from?
Happy: This is a gift from my classmate Xiao Xiaoguai. It is very beautiful. But it looks familiar.
Hua Xin: Xiao Xiaoguai, today is my birthday, you know!
Sweetheart: Xiaoguai, today is my birthday, you know!
Careless: Xiao Xiaoguai, today is my birthday too...
Little Xiaoguai: How could it be such a coincidence that they both have the same birthday? !
Happy, Sweetheart, Careless, Careless: We were originally activated by the Doctor on the same day!
Little monster (crying): General, they are stealing my lines!
17. Big strange: Why is there a piece missing from the zoom-in spray?
Little Monster: I found that I needed an iron piece, so I cut one.
Big Stranger: Where is the plasma cannon sent by the commander?
Little monster: I found that I couldn’t find a hammer, so I used it as a hammer.
Big Stranger: What happened to the house?
Little monster: I used the wooden boards of the house as a workbench for inventions. "Invention Contest"
18. Little Monster: I would like to thank the screenwriter of this episode, who allowed me to win this award; in addition, I would also like to thank my mother, uncle Big Weird, and the guy next door to my house. My eldest brother’s aunt’s dog, thank you for the roundworm in my belly, thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for the breeze blowing in front of my window, thank you...
19. What if I lost myself and got the star ball?
20. Little Monster: In fact, true cuteness does not lie in appearance, but in the heart.
Big Stranger: You actually speak for Superman?
Little Monster: I am here to comfort you, General. Because you were voted the ugliest person in the village by the villagers!
21. The enemy will never be soft, blaming me for being too short.
22. Big monster: Robbery now! Can we respect each other and stop whispering to each other? I'm very sad!
Online shopping girl: We don’t have money, we just have a flyer.
Big Monster: It’s better than not getting anything at all. (reads flyer) Here is a picture of our lost dog. If you see it, please give us a call.
Little Monster: I saw the photo and gave you a call!
23. Big Monster: Are you ready?
Little Monster: Get ready, I have prepared snacks and pokers, which can kill the torture time when Duhe is knocked away.