Have you ever seen a teacher who can distort famous sayings so seriously?
Have you seen the teacher who lured the lovely freshmen to the lake to get their shoes?
According to the elder brothers and sisters, "this man is unreasonable, and his words and deeds are incredible, which has a great impact on our lives!" " ! "
What a person says is really serious and important.
I listened and nodded, brothers and sisters, hug ~ I can understand you so much!
Don't worry, your former servant, naturally we have a successor.
My university is doomed to be destroyed by this animal teacher for four years.
My mother told me that college is no better than high school, which made me keep a low profile.
But ... should I keep a low profile?
On the first day, I carried it with my tutor, and the next day I confronted the monitor.
The third day ... Ah, forget it.
If God gives me another chance, I just want to say, "Please give me back my' low-key' college career!"
Love O2O Author: Gu Man
If you are "miserable" and suddenly a very strong and arrogant man proposes to you, what is your reaction? What is it that men fall in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Is it worth it? No, the campus prince+Xiao Nai, a high-level gamer, has seen a little. What she loves is not her aggressive color, but her delicate hands dancing on the keyboard and her leisurely momentum! ! ! Awkward, huh? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the angel of love was by his side ... Then, Shawna, the top student of basketball and swimming and the chief planner of the game company, began to hunt for beauty online and offline ... So, a love quietly sprouted in a flower's time.
Poor students in Peking University Author: Broken head
If we have to summarize this novel in the traditional way of summarizing the central idea in junior high school and senior high school, that is:
The purpose of this article is to tell the story of a poor student who passed the college entrance examination and was admitted to Peking University.
Encourage all college entrance examination students, college students and graduates to find their confidence and dreams.
To put it bluntly, it is an express suggestion that everyone has such a psychology:
People with such brains can also be admitted to Peking University and find love.
So people like us,
I went to Harvard and Oxford at random,
Peach blossoms bloom countless times, and peach trees bear countless fruits!
I met you at the most tragic time in my life. Author: A chicken without conscience
At that time, there was an escaper and a pursuer.
But what about now?
The Monkey King is a man with super powers, but no matter what he does, he can't get rid of the Tathagata's hand.
It was not until a long time later that I finally realized that no matter how far I went, I still couldn't get out of his palm.
Turn over the fat girls in Gankun, that is, believe that happiness will be reborn. Author: Fish who love to climb trees.
Ren Jinsheng, 24, is a rookie who has just graduated from university and worked for less than a year. Because of her figure and appearance, she was rejected by her favorite man many times, and Xinyi's position was always rejected by the interview manager on the grounds that it did not conform to the company image. When she was rejected by the interviewer again on the grounds of "inconsistent with the image", she took out a jade photo of herself 13 years old and cursed the ill-fated 13 years old. ...
She is wearing it! ! !
Ah ah ~ ill-fated 13 years old! This time, I must-twist! Turn around! Fuck! Kuhn (Hungarian communist party leader)
Green and red makeup across the barracks by Kim
Have you ever thought about it? If my body can be lighter, it would be great to exercise and dance; If my eyes are golden; If my parents' personalities can be reversed, their status can be higher; If I can live in a different environment, if I can predict the future ... Ye Xiang, our crossing genius, was "killed" by a fainted classmate in the strict military training on the eve of graduate school ten years ago. Her age has not decreased 10 years. Her parents are still the same, but her life is turned upside down ... Ye wants to make three intimate friends and have sincere friendship to accompany her to grow up. More importantly, she met two most important men in her life: Sun, the original devil instructor, who was still cold-blooded but passionate; Chic Huang Lin, whose emotional world is blank, seems to have made a special trip to wait for the arrival of Ye Xiang. How contradictory the world is, how wonderful it is. How does she choose?
Days of Great God QJ Author: The headmaster hates bullies too much
This is the story of a little white female rookie overthrowing and gnawing at a top male hacker.
This is a story about a wretched female reader molesting and kidnapping a popular male god.
JQ= passion = adultery = turning QJ upside down ... eat dry, all in J!
Friendly reminder:
For the sake of your keyboard and monitor, please don't drink liquid in front of the computer while reading.
Tough hostess: Zhu DOG once looked up sadly at a 45-degree angle.
A gust of wind blew, and the E-cup bra hanging on the balcony at the head of the room floated up.
The person in charge of the room also sadly raised his head at a 45-degree angle.
Another gust of wind blew, and Zhu DOG's A cup burst into tears.
"Peaches are just your straight figure," the head of the room felt very sad. "I really don't know how Don likes you."
"I'm so lucky ~" Bamboo DOG smiled like enchanting lace underwear swaying in the wind on the shelf.
When you meet hooligans, you should strike first. Author: orange pig head
I look forward to college life very much. How well it plays on TV. This is the way I imagined the university campus. I walked from the front door to the back door. I can see a huge artificial lake, a large green lawn, birds and flowers, fish swimming around, and countless cheerful boys who can play guitar and sing love songs are waiting downstairs in the girls' dormitory.
We can still be there kisses and hugs, gnome male-".
I described this beautiful picture to my brother who is studying in college outside. That brother turned a blind eye to me, and then meaningfully said that I was a romantic girl with magical realism.
Hi, my man. Author: Dragon Brown Sugar Water
One is a rookie who has never been in love once, and the other is a sinister gigolo who is obsessed with love history. Where did they end up?
I told Qin Ke that you should be nice to me, or I would have an affair.
Qin Ke said quietly, you are not beautiful, your mind is not bright, your body is not diligent, and you will fall off the chain at a critical moment. Are you sure there's anyone over there after you get out of the wall?
I see, yes.
He smiled and said, I like you, but others don't smell like me, so you have to listen to me, you know?
I focused on his first clause and nodded happily.
It took me a while to realize that the original intention and result of my negotiation with him had run counter to each other.
Others call me a pervert. Author: Bug Bian Xiao
I love Yan Zisong so much that I can't extricate myself.
From the first moment I saw Yan Zisong, I vowed to be this man's woman.
I washed his clothes and swept the floor. I pretend to be his girlfriend every day.
No matter how much he hates me, I ignore it.
But he doesn't love me, just eats the rice I cooked for him, and then every time he sees me, he says, get out of here.
One day I pushed him down the stairs, and I said, Yan Zisong, are you disabled? If you are disabled, I will support you for life.
Then I suddenly stopped loving him, and everything he did bored me.
One day he fell down the stairs and said to me, Jiang Xiaoman, I am disabled. You will support me all my life.
He also said: otherwise, I will wash clothes and cook for you?
Fat girl wants to turn over Author: Flowers smile at me.
Ladies fluttering fist author: clothes have wind
The spirit of CMFU Academy, Shangxiang College of Literature, is in the eyes of others. She is a gentle lady, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, holding a deep book to read every day. In fact, all the calligraphy and paintings she participated in were made by her grandfather, and all the deep books were cartoons. By chance, she saved Wei Chu, the son of Wenyuan, who is known as the "senior with a poisonous tongue", by virtue of the Taiji Kung Fu she learned from her grandfather, only to find that her Taiji Kung Fu is very good. Because grandpa's Tai Chi martial arts comes from betraying the Tai Chi Sect, you must be very cautious when it is windy, and never expose the fact that you can play Tai Chi. But since I met Wei Chu, the life of a calm lady has been broken, and I have never escaped all kinds of entanglement with Tai Chi. In the face of crisis again and again, do you want to make a move? It has become a problem that plagues the wind. To the horror of Feng Feiyang, she accidentally discovered that Wei Chu, the only one in the academy who knew that she could play Tai Chi, was actually the brother of a direct descendant of Tai Chi. This fragile and cold-faced student used to be the head of Taiji School! What's the secret behind him? What will meet her when her fluttering identity is exposed?