1: People like you are hard to tolerate. (That's how he calls names. )
2. Existence is reasonable.
Some students should not deflect their heads beyond the crossing angle. (The invigilator said)
4: This classmate, your soul is farther away than the Atlantic Ocean now.
5: I don't know this topic. You should go to 19 hell, not ordinary hell.
Up to now, you know nothing about the climate, and you deserve to die. You should remember that this kind of thing will burn to ashes
7. Many questions are really just mistakes made by shameless students (extremely simple questions).
8: Two boats, one fishing in the tropics and the other fishing in the temperate zone, which boat sinks more easily? Temperance, why? There are many fish in temperate zone, and the ship will sink if it can't be loaded.
9. Absent-minded students strive to make mistakes within 8 seconds.
10: solar flares are terrible, but if I get angry, it will be tens of thousands of times more terrible than flares. (That's why he has a nickname: Wan flare.)
1 1: Now some students who have reached the peak are written as comets, which is really a hoodoo full of wisdom.
12: I was angry in geography class today, and my head was sweating. As soon as the sun came out, it evaporated and formed water vapor over the south of Taicang. It rained, and a few drops fell right on my head. This is a water cycle. (such an example)
13: This classmate stood on the cliff facing the sea and reflected on what he had just done in geography class. If it is daytime, then he is safe. If it is night and a gust of wind blows, he will feel a pair of evil hands pushing him off the cliff. (This is how he explained the sea breeze and land breeze in the class of land-sea water cycle)
14: Please look at me from the following expressionless female students, although I know my image is not very brilliant.
15: I can eat very much. I want to eat five bowls of rice at a time, but I am exhausted mentally and physically. That classmate only eats one bowl at a time, but sits still all day. After two years, he became a meatball and I became a mummy. (Illustrate the net flow and evaporation)
16: This paper is not for you to draft, let alone toilet paper.
17: There is a lot of snow on the mountain, just like ice cream, right? (Some people say this metaphor is cute)
18: Have you heard of Trench? Is there a sewer under the sea?
19: 12 o'clock in China and 13 o'clock in Japan (when the time zone is said).
20: Some classmates make me feel guilty and feel sorry for his parents, grandparents and ancestors.
2 1: Please answer this question in 0.003 second.
22: The whole class just lost a classmate. After investigation, the student affairs office moved illegally. If there is such a classmate in the future, I hope everyone will kill him. (Really * *, sympathize with him)
23: You granite head!
24: The process of rock melting into magma is the process of reincarnation.
25: Today we are going to study geological mountains. This classmate will drive a tractor in the future and work hard to build a dirt mountain on the flat ground. This is not the mountain we want to study.
You can't judge people by their looks, and you can't judge people by their looks.
27: The accumulation layer is explained by fossils. The fossils at the bottom must be the simplest and oldest. On the top floor, the remains of your ancestors may be unearthed.
28: A mountain used to be an anticline, but now how has it become a syncline? Just like a man who was born as a little boy, he became an old woman after 80 years old.
29. Explain the upside down: when a classmate came in, he was the first in the school, but he did everything here except study, and he was the last in one semester. This is upside down.
30: There is a saying that "Huashan has a road since ancient times". This road on the mountain, down the mountain or this road, if there is another road, it is free fall.
3 1: Let's talk about volcanoes. Some students don't like the mountains mentioned above, so they are interested in volcanoes. They also want me to explode from time to time in class.
32: The soul of the students behind will float out of the body again. I want to be the guardian of your souls and help you find them back at any time.
33: Some volcanoes have been finalized. They look like volcanoes, but they can't move But for example, there are volcanoes along the Mediterranean coast, which will emit fire from time to time and even sail in the Mediterranean as a lighthouse.
Now, boys and girls, if you understand, please raise your hand. Neither is necessary.
35: Now our time utilization rate should reach the last minute of the fourth game of NBA.
36: If any classmate makes any noise again, he will lower his head and show it to the public.
When I speak, there is no sound except the echo of the classroom.
38: All rocks, after being tired of their own rock life, can return to the ground with the help of external forces and get a new life.
39: If a highway doesn't pass through the cities along the way, it is equivalent to being built for savages.
4 1: The flood will not follow the valley. His temper is bigger than mine.
Judging from the results of the last spot check, most of the students are dead.
I'm helping you now. One or two bastards will die soon if they don't listen. I don't want to give you a straw. I'm so sad.
44: I know my voice is not pleasant to listen to, but it is noise to some students. If you don't want to listen, you can go outside to bask in the sun and listen to my noise in the cold. It is torture for you and will affect your growth and development.
Take Su Jie as an example. He answered two questions correctly in the whole paper. I don't know what's going on in his fat head. Learning depends on memory, as I know about Su Jie. If you don't have to remember, I can only say that this is an animal with a huge head. Su Jie is the fattest in our class. Fat than plum eggs)
46: Some students still have no problems, which is the sorrow of mankind. Look at Su Jie. He's still smiling shamelessly. His big face is all made of skin.
This kind of problem is not easy to make mistakes.
48: Students who choose the wrong questions, I strongly suggest that you calm down immediately.
49: How severe is the sandstorm in Aral Sea area? Sand is scraped on your face with salt, and after several times, you become a piece of bacon. (Shit, learned)
Why is your voice so low? You shouldn't be here. You should go to a school for the deaf.
5 1: Tropical monsoon climate is actually written as desert climate. Is your hometown the desert here? Or is your brain a desert?
If you choose D in this question, you must not tell anyone that you studied geography in high school.
I punish you for plagiarism, not because I don't forgive you, but because science doesn't forgive you.
54: I asked you about the air pressure. What kind of anticyclone did you answer? I asked if you were a man or a woman. Did you say you ate?
55: We want to thank bacteria and microorganisms. Without them, the earth would be covered with the bodies of the past, and your ancestors of 100 generations are still vivid.
When we China people were barbarians, we were active in the Yellow River valley. So some people say that it is no wonder that we are yellow people, that is, people who ran out of the Yellow River basin.
Some students in our school come here purely to create profits for the school store.
58: Some people come to school to do everything except reading.