The Story of Cooking Class: Classic Lines

Kittens exercise in extreme ways.

Da Zhou: You have rice porridge in your head!

"What shall we eat after the cookhouse squad is destroyed?" From a scholar!

Xiaojiang: three-dimensional stew by sea, land and air

Lao Gao: I don't know Jin Xiangyu ~

Big Week to Kitten: If you take part in the competition, then we will lose the mother of our children-our adults ~

Hu Shuai: I can't go to the hospital with minor and serious injuries!

There is also a kitten's Henan Opera version of abcdefg》~

The kitten said Xiaoyao: Look at your five senses ~

The kitten was inhaling when Xiao Jiang suddenly interrupted him: Oh, you scared me to death. You almost ruined my martial arts ~

Come on, give it to two people !

My leg no longer hurts. I didn't pull it myself.

Their posture is similar to that of the literary stage.

Let a hundred flowers blossom ~!

A monitor: this monitor, this monitor, this monitor ~ ~

G: Is your last name Ben?

Big z: no, his name is Ben shouldn't!

Fat H: You shouldn't have said that! No, you shouldn't!

A monitor: Why did I say that your words hurt?

Old G: How did my words turn into fish?

Da Zhou said the document: You ride a broken goat and pretend to be Prince Charming.

H: yes! Company commander: Really? H: no! Lian: Isn't it? H: Well, neither! Lian: Are you poor?

Lao Gao said that Xiao Jiang dressed herself as a milkmaid.

Xiao Jiang's two sentences are not dry enough. How can I solve my troubles? Only porridge.

And how to solve the problem? Only da Zhou.

Jiang: Yes. I am not an ordinary person.

Hu Shuai: Even if I look like an exhibition hall, you can't keep staring at me like that. Keep a low profile.

Head nurse Yan: Why does it look like an exhibition hall? If you show up, I am God.

Cooking Team Story 3 1 1 (Yan Ni guest)

H: He taught technology, showing his love for the troops and his affection for the soldiers.

Wang: This is love. Is this love? It's called love call forwarding! He called for their love and affection and moved on.

Ginger: I wish I could eat flour and rice for three meals a day. How delicious this big white steamed bread is!

Wang: Yes. One day we are all tired of eating these flour and rice, and tortillas will be delicious!

Jiang: No, I will never give up my love for steamed bread!

Wang Duihong: Critics, why are you always half a step behind me?

Jiang: I suddenly had another good idea!

Hu: Why did you suddenly have this idea?

Jiang: No details!

A monitor: Your house is too messy to clean up! ! !

Lao Gao: Toad crossed the threshold and even choked on his nose, which was a shame.

Xiao Hu: The problem is at the bottom and the ribs are at the top.

Kitten: Every soldier has a bear, and every soldier has a nest.

Birthday is a password, and it is a big fool in the contemporary era. Sister-in-law is a scout and a special correspondent. Sister-in-law is plotting against her family. Zhou said >.

Xiao Zhang: Compared with Class One, the cookhouse squad is too old. It's almost impossible to compete with Class One (I can't remember).

Everybody: What do you mean?

Head nurse Yan: What do you want? She said optimistically.

Xiao Zhang: So, you can't eat rice from the cauldron, and you can't eat noodles from the cauldron. You must audition, and head nurse Yan and I will judge.

Everyone: Audition?

Head nurse Yan: One person sings one sentence, and all the unqualified PK.

Pang Hong: How can one sing a sentence?

Head nurse Yan: You can sing in chorus. You can sing at the Spring Festival Gala. Why not? Ready to start singing.

Pang Hong (picks up a big spoon): My enthusiasm is like fire ... (Everyone moves in unison).

Xiao Zhang: such an old song, directly PK.

Pang Hong: This is PK. How can I get a true confession? Affectionate music began (everyone hummed music). Thanks for your support. I won't give up. I'll give you a big spoon (Deputy Wang Ban). See you in the next competition area (Deputy Wang Ban tries to win the big spoon).

Representative Wang Ban: I'll wait here for you to come back and see the peach blossoms. .....

Head nurse Yan: Don't wait any longer. You are so sour that she won't come back. A greasy and crooked Shandong man is on the show.

Xiao Hu: Huh? Who is it?

Head nurse Yan: Oh, small.

Xiao Hu: Chrysanthemum residue hurts all over the floor, and your smile turns yellow. ......

Xiao Zhang: This song is a new one, but it is too bloody. PK, next.

Xiao Hu: What the hell, is this bloody?

Xiao Jiang and Da Zhou: Go to the movies. Let's form a group, twins. My home is on the Songhua River in the northeast of China. .....

Head nurse Yan: Ah, what, are you going to bite?

Kitten: I want to fly higher and higher (heartbreaking song)

(The crowd applauded very, very warmly. )

Deputy Instructor Tan: What are you shouting? Singing will kill you.

Deputy Wang Ban: The consistent style of our class is: one (something is forgotten), and the other is not fatal.

Deputy Instructor Tan: If you don't kill us, we have to sing for a while. It's time for the safety class to go out. To be honest, how did they sing?

Xiao Zhang: I feel very uncomfortable with my ears.

Head nurse Yan: I feel hungry. I have been shocked by internal injuries.

(About these)

Da Zhou: I want to purify the DNA of our Lao Zhou family.

Hu Wenjiang: What TV series did you copy into the computer?

Jiang: Legend of Wulin

Oh, there is a fat cook in that one. ....

(Everyone began to learn from each other the classic lines and actions in the legend of Wulin.)

Da Zhou: Nothing to do. I went to work.

G: I want to pursue a career in the future. Please help me. ...

Zhou Dui Lao Gao: I asked you to meet someone, and you released your "I am optimistic about you" set.

Mao Dui Lao Gao: Where did you go to gloat?

(I can't remember exactly)

Lao Gao: I regret it.

Everyone: huh?

G: Why did I get engaged so early?

Everyone: huh?

It's no use stealing chickens. Feed

Scholar: Why are you drying dried radish here?

Jiang: Is there a sun in the room?

Scholar: Is there any dust here?

Ginger: There's dust. That's right. How else can it be called earthly?

Head nurse Yan: Behind love is life, and the essence of life is daily necessities.

Kitty, this razor of yours is not for your girlfriend, is it?

Mao: Of course not, unless my girlfriend has an important atavism.

Da Zhou: People who cover their faces are not necessarily thinkers, but most of them are due to toothache ~

Everyone: tall and tall, Oreo Oreo ~

Fingers cramp, feet stand in a t-step. Stretch your left hand forward and cover your stomach with your right hand.

Wang Ban, the deputy, said to Xiao Hu, Why don't you go in and teach them how to steam steamed buns? Are you offering correspondence courses?

There will be sketches in class)

Da Zhou: I won't do anything. I will be a director.

Officer Wang Ban: There's nothing you can do. How can you be a director?

Da Zhou: I just can't do anything. I'm the director!

Shangdao really laughs at himself. The more you think about this line, the funnier it gets.

The kitten wanted to take a photo with the pigsty, but Xiao Hu's camera came late.

Da Zhou said: the baby is dead, you come to nurse!

Pk calori episode

Hu Shuai: What's the big deal about him? I only missed three points in the college entrance examination, or because of puppy love. ...

Kitten: Alas! I only got the college entrance examination 10, or because of online dating. ...

Xiao Jiang: Alas! I was only a few minutes away from the college entrance examination, and there was no puppy love or online love. ...

Da Zhou: Cough! I'm just over 100 points away from the college entrance examination. ...

Xiao Hu, no one will obey!

The kitten said, "We will always support you with Chili noodles!" "

A gentleman can't catch up with the six gods in one sentence ~ ~

Xiaoyao (rushing to the kitten): I am a mountain man. ...

Kitten: I even missed the sunflower acupuncture!

Da Zhou: You said that so many competitions in the country made the chickens cry. They cried under PK, cried for promotion, cried for children on stage, and cried for parents off stage. A good competition became a memorial service for 2 1 century. What are you doing?

Xiao Hu's sketch "Feed the Pig" is very funny.

Kitten: Mom, the scenery of my company is really good. There is a secluded forest beside it. There are green moths in the forest and two green kingfishers are singing. After singing, they went to the pigsty to grab pig food. hahaha

Xiao Hu: OK, it's my turn. Come closer. There is a short pigsty at the foot of the mountain. There is a white big white pig in the pigsty. I rode this broken tricycle to climb the soil.

Everyone: DuDu Pig, there are two gaps in your nose (singing).

What I want to say is that people are human and demons are demon. If a demon enters human nature, it is not a demon.

What is that?

A shemale! By analogy, pigs have people's thoughts, and people also have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig.

What is that?

Bajie!

Z: Now!

Yan: You asked me to go, so I went? Go now. Who said what?

G: Why me again? I'm not alone, I'm definitely not alone!

Yan: I can't tell the kinds of mice apart, so I can't check the hygiene? I'm here to check the hygiene, not to sell rat poison.

Kitten:

I am the brick of revolution,