1. Famous lines from the 2015 Spring Festival Gala skit "Following the Love"
1. "I'm disturbing your sleep." "It's okay. I'll just wait for a while." "
2. When your hobbies collide with the leader's hobbies, it is an opportunity for your ancestors to cheat;
3. The leader likes mahjong, so I take apart the music and play it. The leader likes cultural games, so I tie my great-grandfather’s relics into strings. The leader likes me...
< p> 4. Listening to your words will change your outlook on life.
5. This is the ladder of your life!
6. My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinxin.
7. Your flattery skills are flowing in your blood!
8. "Do you have a weight on the neck scarf?" "The wind is strong, my mother is afraid of losing it."
< p>9. Influence Section Chief Ma to sleep and write materials.
2. Famous lines from the 2015 Spring Festival Gala skit "Strange Adventure at the Station"
1. Oh, there is another person squatting here .
2. Do you want something else?
3. Why don’t you wear a seat belt? Are you afraid of pinching your face? ! I'm squeezing my breasts, and you're bumping into your face!
4. If you don’t avoid me, I will scrap you.
5. Disgusting, fucking praising disgusting, so disgusting!
6. I walk my dog ??at 30 miles!
7. You still have a black heart and are prepared with both hands.
8. This is a car. I thought someone pulled the shoes here.
9. Let alone a black truck, I also have to ride on an excavator.
10. This picture makes me intoxicated. If you don’t avoid it, I will scrap you.
11. Cherish it! Sister, deal with it!
12. The reason why I married your uncle is because of my indestructible, unswerving and unyielding sympathy.
3. Golden lines from the 2015 Spring Festival Gala Crosstalk "This Is Not Mine"
1. Zengzi said: Do you think you are Is it what you think it is?
2. The blue-faced Dalton stole the horse, and the red salary was not enough.
3. Let’s put it this way, without Lao Zhang’s car, I wouldn’t be able to live in Lao Zhang’s house. I also have to sacrifice my precious vacation time.
IV. Famous lines from the 2015 Spring Festival Gala Crosstalk "I Can't Stand It"
1. This is what your father wants to teach you you? Is this what your mother taught you? Shameless. I drew a few circles behind me and cursed him.
2. No one has given up his seat. You think this is ridiculous. I am so angry that I can’t sit still.
3. Five rings, five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring; five rings, five rings, you have one less ring than the six rings.
5. Golden lines from the 2015 Spring Festival Gala skit "Little Cotton Jacket"
1. "You are in love when you are only 25!" ”
“What are you doing at 25?”
“I’ll take care of you!”
2. "Should I go to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Where is Dad going?"
3. "I learned Chinese Pinyin, but I'm trying to make a fool of myself in the east. Ah!"