Ge You: "Ouch! Girl, girl! "

"1 years ago today, I jumped from here and was saved; 1 year later, I feel stupid. "

"You think you are not stupid today? I practice qigong here! "

Liu Bei: "This car is really stable to drive, just like riding a Mercedes."

Ge You: "More comfortable than Mercedes-Benz. Can Mercedes stand up straight without a meeting? "

Liu Bei: "that's not only this, but also our bus line!" " "

(crowd: hey, I love to hear this. If you want to have fun, you have to talk about our working class! )

Liu Bei: "Hey, look at that gentleman. At first glance, he is a rich man, rich and from the right path. He can be called handsome and rich! "

Ge You: "Yes, look how well that suit fits him, just like it grows on him. Look at Mr. Wang's hand again. It seems that he didn't do any work. How thin and long! He is sure to play the piano! (Liu Bei: "Well, it's true!" You will see how people pay for bags. You see, you just use two fingers, gently a clip, undetected ... "

Liu Bei: "Hey, it seems that the gentleman didn't take out his wallet!" " "

Ge You: "Hey, thief, catch thief!" " "

If you want to know the taste of pears, you must taste them yourself.

Boss: "I eat lobster like mussels every day, and every meal is big fish and big meat, which makes me sick (patting Ge You's thigh)! Not eating is not enough (patting Ge You's thigh), offensive! I, even in my dream, have thought about a few hard days, such as wild vegetables and sticky porridge. You can let me make it full of energy ... hey, do you understand what I said? ! (patting Ge You's thigh) "

Ge You: "Well, let's go to my uncle's house. It is in a remote mountainous area and has just suffered a disaster. "

Boss, you: "Good! (patting Ge You's thigh) I can tell you the truth. If I eat something fishy, I'm not finished with you! (I want to shoot Ge You's thigh again, and it was blocked by Ge You) "

Ge You: "It doesn't matter when you are excited. Pat your legs yourself."

Boss, you: "Not bad again!"

(Shoot Boss for Ge You) "That won't do either!"

Ge You: "Agreement: Party A: Mr. You Wancheng, and Party B: Have a nice dream trip, referred to as sleepwalking. Party A and Party B reached the following agreement through consultation:

1. Party A obliges Party B to realize his painful dream.

2. Party B shall spare no effort to creatively fulfill Party A's trust.

3. If Party A unilaterally terminates the dream without Party B's permission, it will be regarded as a breach of contract. In parentheses, in case of war, natural disasters and force majeure, (especially interrupted: "The sky is falling!" ), Party A shall compensate Party B for all losses.

Four ... "

Boss: "Forget it, I can't finish signing it for you. I want to take back my words. Look, this stadium and this run,

It's all yours "

Ge You: "This is my second uncle's house."

Liang Zi: "How are you, Mr. You? Is this place bitter enough? "

Boss: "No, there are chickens!" " "

Ge You: "Uncle, Mr. You is all yours. He eats whatever you usually eat. "

Boss, you: "That won't do. I have to eat worse than them. Didn't I come all the way here just for my bitter dream? " ! "

"Well, then you can't leave money on you, and we have to take the mobile phone."

"You take them all away."

"We will also drive away. We'll pick you up when you want to eat meat. "

Ge You: "Uncle, when we leave, you must carefully look at the chickens in the yard and count them every day."

Xiaogang Feng: "How time flies! It's autumn in a blink of an eye! ……"

Liang Zi: "Shouldn't we take You Na's boss back? We have been in the mountains for two months. "

Xiaogang Feng: Forget it!

Boss you curled up on the earthen kiln at the head of the village and couldn't help crying when he saw Mercedes-Benz.

My second uncle: "Oh, you can come, especially since the boss is turning into a weasel!" " "

Ge You: "Does he want to eat meat now?"

My second uncle: "He even eats rats and almost wants to eat people!" " "

Ge You: "He ate all the chickens in our yard?"

Second aunt: "Oh, he never spared the chickens in the village!" " "

Xiaogang Feng: "Come, come, come, say goodbye to my second uncle, come."

Boss: "I told them to say goodbye to me long ago." I hope you can pick me up at the earthen kiln at the entrance of the village every day. I won't get off this time. I tell you, don't try to leave me again! "

Xiaogang Feng: "That won't do. You give people all the meat they can eat in their village. You can't be reasonable without getting off the bus and saying hello! "

Boss: "I know I have done enough harm to this village." I will definitely do more good for the villagers. I will invest in a chicken factory for them first, and I will give them 10 if I eat one. "

Xiaogang Feng: "Everything will be fine, right? Two years later, the mountain will be rich. If you want to suffer any more, you have to send you to the desert no man's land. "

Boss: "Forget it, I want to sleep with lobster all my life!" " "