Second, the veterinarian said: I am a veterinarian and you are patients. Come and see me, even if you say I'm a gynecologist. ...
Third: a classic saying of Fan Long, it is better to be in-laws with mice than to be comrades in arms with you. ...
Fourth: After the forced landing of the plane, a group of people were running in the Woods in shorts, followed by Japanese soldiers. It's amazing that someone shouted "keep the team form"! Then, A Yi wanted to hide in a nearby bush. Meng Fanle said a classic sentence: "A Yi, don't hide there. Don't you think the Japanese played wrong?" ……
Fifth: what I said is very boring: a thousand-year-old tortoise, a thousand-year-old Japanese style of play, artillery bombarding infantry, infantry bombarding artillery ... we bombard artillery, and after artillery bombarding infantry, we crawl forward ... maddening, the latest popular tongue twister. ...
Sixth: Fan Long famously said that he was a good man. He farted and I sucked behind his ass. ...
Seventh: I am bored. First, I blinked at a white towel. As a result, people came over and said, "What are you looking at?" I got bored and said, look what's wrong, like a zoo. ...
Eight: You only have one pair of underwear left. You will use it to kill the Japanese. ...
Ninth: Conya was shot by Meng Fanle while chasing an escaped devil. Kang Ya said to the body of the little devil, "Run and die. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer." (Laughter)
Its 10: Head: I am not active in going home, and my brain is out of order. (classic)
1 1: When the British military doctor came to show grandpa his legs, everyone pulled his pants and shouted, and some people shouted, Sister Hu, my wife. ...
It's 12: The shelf of the Mi Long machine gun was broken when it hit the Japanese. I'm bored. Suddenly I said, you have to go to the Japanese emperor to pay for this. (makes people laugh wildly)
13: after the plane forced to land, I said with annoyance: if you want to explode, jump off the plane. Kang Ya said: You can't jump, you will die. ...
14: I'm tired of stealing, but I still look indignant: not only a soldier, but also a patriotic soldier, not only a patriotic soldier, but also a patriotic soldier who fought ... I was so excited that I took off my pants, but the vermicelli was taken back! Funny and bitter, black humor ...
15: Fan Long had a fight with Fan, but Fan Long lost his yearning for Xiaocui. He said in a demonic voice: Brother, do it again (wriggling his ass in front of Fan), or I'll be wrapped up by others (Fan Long suddenly became a man), how dare you! I'll take care of you when eldest brother comes back victorious! Then twist it upstairs ...
16: Fan Long kowtowed to the pork belly, and then said: You continue to provoke him. Then I added: My name is Fan Long. Who bullied you? Tell me, and you laughed. ...
Its 17: death! Go to hell! Withdraw! Give them nothing to eat. ...
Its 18: annoying: call dad. Ray Bao Er: Chicken. Angry: Call Dad. Ray Bao Er: Duckling. Veterinary Hao: Good boy, call grandpa.
Ray Bao Er: Grandpa. I glanced at veterinarian Hao and said, "Call grandpa." . Ray Bao Er: Loach. Angry and helpless, Hao Veterinary proudly led Bao Lei to play. ...
Its 19: Within three meters, go to the place where I was slapped immediately, and I choose Daxing Anlin. ...
No.20: Colonel's evaluation of the nickname given to him by his little grandfather: hate, hate, die, die, cross-comment, hate. ...