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Ass determines the precise definition of head?
Ass determines brain theory

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August 2005

There is a Jia Yucun in A Dream of Red Mansions who wrote a couplet and a poem when he lived in a monk temple. The most striking thing is that he solved two cases: one is to easily turn a case of beating people for no reason upside down, and the other is to falsely accuse a civilian stone idiot of defaulting on official bank and taking away more than a dozen ancestral ancient fans from him.

When Jia Yucun judged the case, he thought: There is no other trick for being an official. It's nothing more than looking at the head and commanding the ass, or the ass decides the head.

Xue Pan and Gao Yanei are the same kind of figures. They killed people and left naturally. This incident was recorded in detail in Jia Yucun, and the adult was very annoyed: "How could this happen?" You can't get it if you kill a person for nothing! " Immediately instructed his men to take people-at this point, the head of Jia Yucun ordered the judge to sit on the side. However, when a "door" showed him the "official protection symbol", he also introduced the details of the criminal and the relationship with the "official protection symbol" and told him that this "symbol" must not be ignored. If you "offended such a family for a while, not only your rank was lost, but even your life was lost", don't say that your master was "promoted" and the loss of "Jiafu Palace" was so weighed. When Jia Yucun turned his ass, his head listened to his ass, and the result was "bending the law, bending the law and making arbitrary judgments". Later, he framed Shi Chi for positioning his ass.

Like Jia Yucun, the ass decides the head, and there are many officials in ancient and modern times. The first is sitting at the bottom of money, attached to the rich, side by side with the rich, and the head is served by money. In recent years, in China's engineering construction, the loss caused by quality problems is immeasurable, supervision is out of control, industry monopoly, black-box operation, behind-the-scenes trading, subcontracting, dismembering projects, cutting corners, peeling layers, and so on. Every time the bean curd residue project is exposed, it will be found that the buttocks of several officials are misplaced. The deputy secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection of a unit teased an indomitable reporter who insisted on reporting the "mud project": "You don't have to complain everywhere. I have all the materials. Why bother? " Listen to this, it's not just your ass talking!

The second category is fame and fortune. Ass stained with the benefits of vanity, head that "like above is a good official", so cajole and bully him, fraud. The "Infiltration Irrigation Project" that Shanxi Yuncheng once engaged in is the result of this logical operation. You can see the guts of your ass!

The third kind is the most beautiful, and the most typical one is sitting on the miss's knee with her head firmly convinced that there is nothing wrong. Meng Qingping is a typical case. After committing the crime, the corrupt officials also brazenly claimed: "I love Jiangshan and love beauty." It's really confusing! I don't want to know why so many "perverted beauties" love you so much! Don't you know that miss's chest can't hold any casual butt sitting, what's more, you don't have Liu Xiahui's skill! Therefore, the butt of the gun, which is located in the arms of the young lady, commands the head: a greeting, 20 mu of land is zoned under the name of a beautiful woman, and she earned 5 million yuan in her hand. Look, this ass is not bad!

It seems that the relationship between head and ass is a research topic. In ancient times, many honest officials, such as Bao Gong and Hai Rui, can list many things about their cultivation, official career, knowledge and morality, but the most important thing is that they can sit on the side of justice and have the word "people" in their hearts.

To be a good official, the most important thing is to have a good head and ass. The ancients said that "to be an official, be straight first" and be straight for the people. There is still a couplet hanging in the lobby of neixiang county, which reads: "It is not honorable to get an official, but it is not shameful to lose one official. Don't say that one official is useless, and the place depends on one official; Eat people's food and wear people's clothes. Don't say that people can be bullied, they are also human beings. " Remember that you "eat people's food and wear people's clothes" and "you are also people". Naturally, your heart is in the world, benefiting the people. You can resist the temptation of power, money, fame and beauty, keep an upright and open mind, and let your head command your ass, not the other way around.