1. If you don’t break out in silence, you will perish in silence

2. Hope does not matter whether you have it or not. It is just like the road on the earth. In fact, there is no road on the earth. When there are many people, it becomes a road.

3. When a scholar steals a book, it is not considered stealing~

"A Little Thing"

I suddenly felt I had a strange feeling, feeling that his dusty back figure suddenly grew taller and bigger as he walked, and I had to look up to see it. Moreover, he gradually became almost a coercion towards me, even to the point of squeezing out the "little" hidden under the leather robe.

"Diary of a Madman"

I opened the history and looked it up. This history has no chronology, and the words "benevolence, justice and morality" are written on each crooked page. I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read carefully for half the night, and then I saw the words between the words. There were two words written all over the book, which were "cannibalism"!

"Hometown"

In my haziness, a piece of green sand on the seaside spread out in front of me, with a golden full moon hanging in the deep blue sky above. I think: Hope does not matter whether it exists or not. This is just like the road on the earth; in fact, there is no road on the earth, but when more people walk on it, it becomes a road.

"Kong Yiji"

As soon as Kong Yiji arrived at the store, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted, "Kong Yiji, you have something new on your face." It's scarred!" He didn't answer, but said to the cabinet, "Warm two bowls of wine and ask for a plate of fennel beans." Then he gave out nine coins. They deliberately shouted loudly, "You must have stolen someone else's thing again!" Kong Yiji opened his eyes wide and said, "How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air..." "What innocence? I saw you steal it the day before yesterday. The books from the He family were hung up and beaten." Kong Yiji blushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out, and argued, "Stealing books cannot be counted as stealing... Stealing books!... The things of scholars can be counted as stealing. What?" followed by a series of difficult words, such as "a gentleman is poor", "he is so", etc., which caused everyone to burst into laughter: the atmosphere inside and outside the store was full of joy.

"Medicine"

Lao Shuan also looked over there, but all he could see was the backs of a bunch of people; their necks were stretched out very long, like many ducks, covered by invisible hands. Hold it and lift it upward. After a while of silence, there seemed to be some noise, and then it started to waver again. With a bang, they all moved back; they dispersed until they reached where Lao Chuan was standing, almost squeezing him down.

"Hey! Pay with one hand and deliver with the other!" A man covered in black stood in front of Lao Shuan, his eyes were like two knives, which made Lao Shuan shrink in half. The man had a big hand spread out towards him; in the other hand, he was holding a bright red steamed bun, and the red was still dripping down bit by bit.

"The True Story of Ah Q"

The idler was not done yet, so he only teased him, and eventually he was beaten. Ah Q was formally defeated. He was grabbed by his yellow braid and banged on the wall four or five times. Only then did the idlers walk away satisfied and victorious. Ah Q stood for a moment, thinking to himself, "I was finally beaten by my son." Now, the world is really not decent now..." Then he walked away feeling satisfied and victorious.

What Ah Q was thinking in his heart was often spoken out later. Therefore, almost everyone who joked with Ah Q knew that he had this kind of spiritual victory method. When he was braiding his hair, the person would say to him as soon as he did it:

"Ah Q, this is not a son beating me, but a man beating a beast. He said to himself: a man beats a beast!"

Ah Q held the root of his braid with both hands, tilted his head, and said:

"Kill the insects, okay? I am an insect - why don't you let me go?"

< p>But even though he was an insect, the idler did not let him go. He still knocked his head five or six times somewhere nearby, and then he walked away satisfied and victorious. He thought that Ah Q had suffered a plague this time. However, in less than ten seconds, Ah Q also walked away satisfied and victorious. He felt that he was the first person who could despise himself. Apart from "contempting himself", the rest was "the first one". ". Isn't the number one pick also "the first"? "Who do you think you are"!?

"The Storm"

Qijin, Qijin's sister-in-law and the villagers have already given him considerable respect and treatment. In summer, they still eat on the dirt field in front of their house; everyone greets them with a smile when they see them. The nine-pound old lady has already celebrated her eightieth birthday, and is still healthy and healthy. Liu Jin's double maid has turned into a big braid; although Yi has recently bound her feet, she can still help her sister-in-law with Qijin, hobbling on the dirt field with a rice bowl with eighteen copper nails in her hands. contacts.

"Tomorrow"

"Sister-in-law Shan Si, I will hold Bro for you!" It seemed to be the voice of Blue Skin Ah Wu.

When he looked up, it was Blue Skin Ah Wu, following him sleepily.

At this time, Sister-in-law Shan Si wanted to send down a general from heaven to help him, but she did not want it to be Ah Wu. But Ah Wu was a bit chivalrous and always wanted to help no matter what, so after giving in for a while, he finally got permission. He then stretched out his arms, stretched down between Sister-in-law Shan's breasts and the child, and took the child in his arms. Sister-in-law Shan Si felt a line of heat on her breasts, which immediately reached her face and ears.

"Social Opera"

The fragrance emanating from the beans and wheat on both sides of the river and the water plants at the bottom of the river is mixed with the water vapor and blows towards your face; the moonlight is dim in this water vapor inside. The dark undulating mountains, like the backbone of an energetic iron beast, all ran far away to the stern of the ship, but I still thought the ship was slow. They changed hands four times, and gradually saw Zhaozhuang vaguely, and seemed to hear a song playing, and there was a few fires. They expected it to be the stage, but maybe it was fishing fires.