So what if I feel beautiful? I don't care. After all, I am not a mistress.

When I still love you, can you miss me?

Your attitude determines my attitude. If you are silent to me, I have to be indifferent to you.

Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.

I don't need anyone to love me and I don't need anyone to love me. I will love myself.

I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others!

Those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil it back to you.

The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

You gently smoothed all my water chestnuts, and then you tried your best to hurt me to death.

You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so miserable.

Rabbit wants to know what happiness is, so he asks the tiger. The tiger said that a family together is happiness, and then he asked the lion. The lion said that it is happy that the people you love love also love you. Finally, he asked the leopard. The leopard said that good health is happiness. Little rabbit came home and told all this to his mother. Mom said you were actually very happy today. Little Nutbrown hare didn't understand why, but her mother said, Because you can come back alive today, you child.

A roommate needs to avoid spicy food recently. Today, he bought spicy food and asked a roommate to ask him if he could not eat spicy food. Who knows this idiot came: I have given up treatment.

Boss: Uncle, do you want to buy pants? Uncle is coming: Can I try on these pants? Boss: Of course. Uncle put it on directly and said, can you squat? The boss said confidently: No problem. Uncle then squatted a few times and asked: Can you run? The boss is a little annoyed: of course. So uncle ran away, like a rabbit.

Because I'm not afraid of anything and I can't lose anything.

Some people are so modest, some people are so proud, but no one is realistic.

We are like two parallel lines, which will never intersect.

Parent-teacher conference and mistress are essentially the same, both of which provoke family relations.

Carelessness is not necessarily bad, gentleness is not necessarily true.

I'm not a delicate girl, I don't need protection, and I can be fine alone.

Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you.

A bitch with a dog lasts forever, and a dog with a chicken is inseparable.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

The man who loves me the most in the world married my mother.

The real state is that you would rather forgive others yourself than let others forgive you.

Life is breathing, breathing is for breathing, breathing is for breathing.

When the foolish old man lay dying, his descendants gathered around the bed and watched him open his mouth again and again. The eldest son knew that his wish had not come true, so he leaned in to listen. Yu Gong said with difficulty: Move mountains, move mountains. . . ? The eldest son froze for a while:? Shiny, the sky is full of little stars. . . Thank you, Dad! ?

My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend has been seducing him recently, as if to get back together? It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. I happened to meet her when I was shopping. She ran as soon as she saw me, and I chased her all the way. If I don't see her running into the ladies' room, I'll beat her up today, damn it.

Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate with my girlfriend. The staff said to me very seriously: Live a good life and quit smoking in the future. ? I don't understand:? We have no plans to have children in the near future. ? The staff said:? This is the registration room, no smoking! ?

? Honey, the road ahead is long, full of unknowns, and it may be dangerous at any moment, so just hide behind me and let me protect you, okay, ............? Who are you? Jumping in line is still so much nonsense! Sit in the back, huh?

Only Mr. Wang and Director Liu are husband and wife in the company, and they often exchange ideas after marriage. Manager Wang said: My wife may have reached menopause and is forgetful. She is always looking for a kitchen knife all over the house, and sometimes I really can't stand her. ? Director Liu:? Your situation is much better than mine. My wife often looks for me all over the house with a kitchen knife. ?

There was a student who was always late. I asked him to call his parents, and then his grandfather came. I said, your child is late every day, and the child should develop a good concept of time. ? Then his grandfather said:? The train is late, so the children can't be late.

A female colleague named Xie, this is backstage. In the morning, a male colleague greeted the woman. Good morning, bitter? . The woman reacted very much and angrily denounced:? Release? Old? Give me the message! ? The male colleague immediately changed his mouth:? Good morning, thank you. ? After a second of silence, laughter broke out.

Today, I was recruited by the college and called for an interview by the leader. I feel a great responsibility and sit in all kinds of clothes. After the candidate has finished speaking, it should be the interviewer's comments. I saw the leader look at me slightly and I thought, Emma! This is embarrassing. I was about to say a few words when the leader said, Jamlom, please clean the blackboard.

A colleague asked his boss to give him a day off on Saturday: Today is my wedding anniversary, and I have never had an anniversary with my wife. ? The boss was moved by sympathy and agreed. As soon as the boss left, I asked him: How long have you been married? It will be a whole year by this Saturday. ?

Daughter: Dad, someone proposed to me. I don't know if I should say yes. Dad: Does this person have a house and a car? Daughter: No father: Never marry such a hopeless person. Daughter: He said his father was rich. Dad: Then you can think about it. After all, I don't have many heroes now

The neighbor's chubby paper was playing at the door, and his father called him home for dinner. He said he had no appetite and didn't want to eat. His father's voice sank: eat a little, or it will be bad for your health! Well, then, the aggrieved answer of fat paper, let's just say that I can only eat four bowls!