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I want my son to become a dragon. I racked my brains to make my children stand out. I spared no effort to make him stand out from the crowd. I'm afraid he will live up to my expectations. Every time I imagine that other children are more promising than my children, I break out in a cold sweat. I'm afraid my child will go to his father's house for the weekend when he is 40 years old, and he will still be a nobody riding a bike and taking a bus. I don't want to be the father of this kind of person, let alone the grandfather of his son. Only I understand that I am so eager for my son to become a dragon because I am not a dragon.
I read in the newspaper last Wednesday that 80% of a person's success is genetic factor, and the remaining 20% is luck. That boy also said methodically that this is the result of 27 years' investigation by more than 30 Nobel Prize-winning scientists on earth, and he has done experiments on more than 3,000 people. It is also said that in the history of mankind, all kinds of successful people stand out from generation to generation, some from generation to generation, and some from generation to generation. Anyway, a thousand words, the winner of today's world, his ancestors are definitely slave owners in slave society. The ancestors of unsuccessful people in today's world must be slaves in the slave society (except those handed down from generation to generation).
This stupid article kept me awake for three days and nights. Looking back at the genealogy, my father is an iron rice bowl paid cadre in a vulgar institution. The most important job for him to go to work every day is not to offend his immediate superior in exchange for the minimum monthly salary. My grandfather is a farmer, and his composition belongs to the category of no field under the tile. My grandfather's father is said to be poorer. A 12 family has only five pairs of pants. Everyone should wear it when they go out. Looking up, one thing is certain: there must be my immediate ancestors in primitive society, because my family can't jump out of the stone halfway. It seems that my ancestors didn't have much promise in primitive society either. They must be idiots. They can't catch a hare for a month. They are not strong enough to sew clothes with leaves. As a result, they can't be slave owners in slave society, but they can only work for slave owners with shackles. Enter the feudal society, and then give the descendants of slave owners-the emperor as a common people. My father will continue to be worthless until his life.
The article also said that the most important thing in choosing a spouse is to look at the other person's family, and we must look for the roots and see if there are successful people in their family history. I was blindsided at once. I choose my wife, whoever is poor will be honored, and it will be even worse if I have been poor in my family history. My wife's ancestors were poorer than mine. The author says that if both paternal and maternal parents have a strong foundation, then the probability of children's success is absolutely high. If only one party has a strong foundation, then the child's success coefficient is 50%. If both sides are weak roots, children can't become Jackie Chan. He also said that 95% of the outstanding people of more than four generations in today's society had ancestors who were either landlords or rich peasants.
Finally, the bastard author concludes that a good ancestor may not succeed. But successful people must have good ancestors.
I don't believe it. In this world, no matter what special circumstances will happen, I will make my son great. At the same time, let my descendants have a good ancestor from my son, let them pass on from generation to generation, from generation to generation, from generation to generation, from generation to generation.
After all, my confidence is still insufficient. I remember taking my son to various classes since he was two years old. There are music classes, art classes, calligraphy classes and English classes ... Music classes include violin classes, piano classes, accordion classes and erhu classes. My son learned to play the violin at the age of two, but he hasn't learned a song "Little Cricket" after playing 10 months. When he hears crickets, his hands tremble and his neck is stiff. Other classes can't learn, and the class gives up halfway. But when I picked him up, I met a young mother who was also picking up the children, and almost fell into the wrong path of extramarital affairs. Fortunately, my wife has insight into everything and pointed out the maze in time, which has reduced a single-parent family for society. It is said that the number of cases in which parents of the opposite sex know each other by sending their children to various preschool classes and cram schools in Austrian schools is rising rapidly, which leads to many children who are only children before going to school, only one father and one mother, and after class they become two mothers of two fathers and one brother and sister who are not related by blood. I heard that a girl thought 1+65438+ before class.
Every time I turn on the TV and the newspaper, I get angry. Are dominated by celebrities. Today, the movie star is bought, and tomorrow the singer has a new lover. In an instant, a sports army United in a monolithic block, and the whole family was determined to win glory for the country. In a blink of an eye, the boat capsized for a few stinky money, and the six parents denied it, making those short-sighted entrepreneurs who want to make a fortune want to be turtles in their next life. I am angry, to put it bluntly, because there is no my son here. No, you can't look at outsiders' faces every day if you spend money on TV sets! We must train our son to be a TV.
In the evening, I walked into my son's room and saw him reading a book.
"What book?" I asked.
The son of the history of computer development said.
I took the book from my son and looked through it.
Why are computers so powerful? ! American poor boy Gates became the richest man in America by playing computer? Del, another poor American, made a fortune by playing computer. His company has an annual income of $70 million! Qiu Bojun of China and Lars Windhorst of Germany all used computers as weapons, from penniless to fame and fortune. It is said that some of these people's ancestors cleaned shoes for Washington and some helped the chefs of William the Great. The roots are not red, but the seedlings are specially formatted by the computer.
Computer?
Computer!
Computer! ! !
Let the son touch the computer.
Buy a computer for my son.
Ignorance of computers means illiteracy. Why didn't I hear this famous saying earlier?
"Dad will buy you a computer." I said to my son.
"Really?" My son is very excited.
I nodded and enjoyed it. I know that the price of a computer can reach 10 thousand yuan. What is more expensive for children is more enjoyable for parents.
In the evening, my wife and I were lying in bed discussing the feasibility of buying a computer and doing financial analysis.
"How much is it?" The wife asked.
"1million yuan." I said.
"So expensive?" The wife was surprised.
"Maybe this 10000 yuan can give you back10000 yuan." I said.
"Bonus sales?" The wife's words showed that her ancestors were extremely weak.
I told her about Gates. Talk about Lars Windhorst. Talk about del. Tell me about Qiu Bojun. "Anyone who makes a computer can make a fortune?" The wife is arguing. 1 10,000 yuan is not a decimal for her.
"It is predicted that in 2 1 century, not all people who make computers will make a fortune, but 7 out of 10 rich people will make computers." I feel that my doctoral thesis has passed.
"What are the other three for?" The wife's way of thinking is different from ordinary people.
"cars."
Cars are obviously more expensive than computers. Wife should choose a computer.
My wife bought a computer for our family in bed and got a visa.
The next day, I went to the bank to withdraw money.
The lady in the bank has a yin and yang face, one face when saving money and the other face when withdrawing money.
"With so much money, you should say hello in advance!" The young lady scolded me with a sad face.
"There is no such rule, is there?" I deliberately turned to look at the rules and regulations on the wall.
The lady glared at me and reluctantly refunded my money.
I stood in front of the counter waiting for money, surrounded by a security guard with a baton. I was weak and had never drunk milk since I was a child. I think posting a photo of Guan Gong can stop robbers better than him.
The money that the young lady handed me was 10 yuan.
"Can you give 100 yuan a piece?" I asked.
"No." She said.
I swore the highest swear words in my mind.
On Sunday, my son and I went to buy a computer.
Computers are really strange. In the past, our family bought many electrified items, such as televisions, washing machines and refrigerators. These things are at home, but there is one more lifeless thing at home. But computers are very different.
I think, maybe everyone who owns a personal computer has the feeling that the computer is a living object, and it is more accurate to say that it is a friend than an electronic instrument.
Since the computer settled in our home, there seems to be an extra member in our family. I asked my wife and son, and they all said they felt this way.
Besides going to school, it seems that my son grew up in front of the computer. I was surprised at the speed at which he mastered the computer. There are only four words to describe his relationship with computers: self-learning without a teacher. I even think computers belong to young people. The younger you are, the faster you accept it.
I feel extremely proud and enjoy watching my son sitting in front of the crystallization of human wisdom that I bought with my own money. At this moment, looking at his back, I think he is the future Gates, the future richest man in the world. "It won't affect your study, will it?" The wife looked at her son who had forgotten all about eating and sleeping and interacted with the computer, and asked anxiously.
"No." I shook my head. "Even if it is affected, it will be greater than the loss. 60% of what he learned at school is useless. "
My wife glared at me.
"I saw a famous quote in a book yesterday. The famous man said that knowing 500 words is enough to be a writer. Knowing four operations and being an entrepreneur is enough. " I said to my wife, "Knowledge is not equal to cleverness. Not the more knowledge, the smarter. "
"I don't know what will happen to him in the future." The wife looked at her son who was tapping the keyboard with motherly eyes. She is more eager for success than I am. She shouted several times in her dream that she wanted to be the mother of a celebrity. Unconsciously, I also became interested in computers. I often sit aimlessly in front of the computer and let it listen to my instructions and be directed by me. Everyone probably wants to take care of others, but I have never taken care of anyone except my children until now. The computer filled this gap for me. Let me indulge in being an official and managing others. It listens to me unconditionally.
I work in a company that produces money detectors. Business in the company is very depressed. This is not to say that there are few counterfeit banknotes, but that there are many companies that produce money detectors, and the quality and price of our products are not satisfactory. The manager of our company burns incense every day and prays for more criminals to make counterfeit money, just as people who eat by brushing cars are looking forward to rain every day, and people who produce air conditioners are afraid of rain every day.
Now I know that when you decide whether to work in a company, if your boss is over 35 years old, the most important thing is to see if he has successful experience in his 35-year-old life. If there is, you will lay down your life to accompany this gentleman and make up your mind to share joys and sorrows with him and his company. If not, you can climb another branch before it's too late. A boss has never had any successful experience since he was 35 years old and will never succeed in the future. The success of a company is essentially the success of the general manager. Similarly, the failure of a company is essentially the failure of the general manager. When I realized this truth, I was over 40 years old, an age when I refused to quit my job in the job advertisement.
Take ten thousand steps back. In the future, when my son is worthless and can only work for others, I will tell him ten thousand times that I must find a boss with successful experience.
Due to the recession in our company, we couldn't pay last month's salary, so the boss had to pay the salary in kind: five money detectors per person.
At the end of work yesterday, the manager of the company announced that the company would implement a three-day weekly rest system from this month, which he also called propaganda on the labor law. In fact, all fools know that this is all caused by the inventory in the library. The company's inventory products are inversely proportional to the boss's IQ. The more goods in the warehouse, the lower the IQ of the boss. or vice versa, Dallas to the auditorium
Bored at home during the day. I sent my son to school, and after seeing my wife to work, I stood at the window and went downstairs to watch the bus.