1. "Sorry to disturb your sleep." "It's okay. I'll sleep for a while and I won't make a mistake. "
2. Your hobby meets the leader's hobby, which is an opportunity for your ancestors to cheat the corpse;
3. If the leader likes mahjong, I will tear down my listening comprehension. If the leader likes Wan Wen, I will wear my great-grandfather's relics as a string. The leader likes me …
4. Listen to your words and subvert your outlook on life.
This is the ladder of your life!
6. My surname is Hao and my name is Hao Xun.
7. Your flattering skills are innate!
8. "bib, with counterweight?" "The wind is very strong, and my mother is afraid of losing it."
9, affect Ma Kechang sleep, writing materials.
Second, 20 15 Spring Festival Evening sketch "Station Adventure"
1. Yo, there's another one squatting here.
2. Do you want anything else?
Why don't you wear your seat belt? Afraid of strangling your face? ! I'm pinching my chest! You're hitting me in the face!
4. I will be scrapped if I don't hide.
5. disgusting. Damn, that's disgusting!
6. I walk my dog at the speed of 30 miles per hour!
7. You have a black heart and two hands.
8. This is a car. I thought someone left their shoes here.
9. Don't say it's a black car. I have to take an excavator.
10. This painting makes me intoxicated. If you don't hide, I'll be scrapped.
1 1. Uncle, cherish it! Sister, deal with it!
12. I married your uncle because of that indestructible and unremitting sympathy.
Third, 20 15 Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk "This is not mine"
1. Ceng Zi said: Do you think what you think is what you think?
2. Blue-faced Dalton stole the royal horse, and the red salary was not enough.
Let's just say that I can't live in Lao Zhang's room without Lao Zhang's car. I have to sacrifice my precious holiday time.
4. 20 15 Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk "I can't stand it"
1. Is this what your father wants to teach you? Did your mother teach you this? Shameless, I drew a few circles behind me, and I cursed him.
Nobody gave up their seats. You see, this is too much. I can't even sit still.
3. Five rings, five rings, you have one more ring than the four rings; Five rings, five rings, you are less than six rings.
Five, 20 15 Spring Festival Evening essay "Little Cotton Jacket"
1. "You fell in love when you were only 25 years old!"
"Then what are you doing at the age of 25?"
"I take care of you!"
2. "Am I going to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Where is Dad going! "
3. "People learning Chinese Pinyin is a diversion!"